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2 Comments, 106 Views, 4 Votes ,0.14 Score
1thickstick 37 M
9  Articles
Points on here   5/25/2010

Just wanted to say how pissed off I am at AdultFriendFinder right now. I have enough points to get a free one month silver membership (paid for $10 of those points b/c i was so close).

Low & behold, as soon as I have the points, only then does this website tell me that I have to ConfirmID first. BS! I earned the free points, so why in the hell do I have to use ConfirmID?

Thanks AdultFriendFinder for ...

4 Comments, 85 Views, 8 Votes ,1.39 Score
1thickstick 37 M
9  Articles
Bots   5/25/2010

I realize bots are complained about constantly, but I'd like to give my opinion. Is it really necessary for the bots to send you flirts constantly? It gets the the point that it's difficult to ward through the real people interested and the fakes wasting my time. C'mon AdultFriendFinder, give us a break.

2 Comments, 24 Views, 1 Votes
1thickstick 37 M
9  Articles
Guys sending straight males messages   5/25/2010

I appreciate when people tell me that my profile pic is nice. Seriously though, if I'm listed as a straight male who's not interested in guys, don't send me messages asking to "help me."

3 Comments, 47 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Naughty_in_Ore 50 C
11  Articles
Why Can't AdultFriendFinder filter out the spammers   5/23/2010

How come We pay for our gold memberships, but AdultFriendFinder can't seem to filter out all of these dang spammers with these outageous profiles. We get tired of seeing 10 new single women join in our area, only to drop an e-mail and get direfted to a pay site.

What gives??

3 Comments, 59 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
rm_FoxMichael02 44 M
3  Articles
Flirts from women with their profiles turned off   5/17/2010

I have received a number of Flirts A large portion of them are from women whose profiles are turned off or inactive. Why do women send Flirts with their profiles turned off? With her profile turned off there is no way for me to learn anything about her, nor respond in anyway. Are they unaware of this? Are they spammers who have been kicked off the site by the time I see that they sent me a ...

1 Comments, 84 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
nvrgetsenuf 50 F
11  Articles
membership priviledges   5/16/2010

I know you see it all the time, as I do. Standard members flirt with you, so that you will contact them. Silver members complain they are limited in what they can & can't do. AdultFriendFinder offers the gold member the opportunity to enhance their profiles so that standard members can contact them also. I'm sorry, but I have no patience for this anymore. I've been doing a lot of thinking on this topic. I've ...

9 Comments, 168 Views, 25 Votes
girlzeena 65 F
39  Articles
"Take Care!"   5/16/2010

Several times I have been in a chat room having a conversation, when the male I was chatting with told me to "Take Care!" and immediately left the chat.

This has usually come after I sent a photo of self and received a comment such as "You are a little heavier than what I like, Take Care!"

or "Please dont send another photo, one is enough, Take Care!"

or even from a ...

6 Comments, 209 Views, 12 Votes ,1.56 Score
actually meeting   5/14/2010

when I logged on today affs gurantee of meeting got me wondering what percentage of people on this site have actually met someone. I know I want to meet as do many but have yet to find a person within driving distance that will actually meet so far and just wondering how many others are like me and how many have been fortuante enough to meet. If you where fortuante enough to have meet someone ...

6 Comments, 99 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
rccguy2000 33 M
10  Articles
porn shop trip   5/14/2010

I went to a porn shop recently, just looking around, and I was the only customer in there. The guy behind the counter asked me "Can I service you in any way?" (just in case I didn't get it he was playing a gay porn video on his TV). I told him "No, I'm fine." LOL

You know how many times I go to adult shops and see gorgeous women behind the counter? Why can't they come on to their ...

3 Comments, 266 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Political correctness!   5/6/2010

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." ...

5 Comments, 81 Views, 29 Votes ,2.94 Score
phillyclint06 48 M
12  Articles
Celebrity Mistress   5/5/2010

I don't get it. Why is it so important to hear from the mistress of a celebrity? The only reason someone even caresBe about what they have to say is because they slept with someone famous. So what. Some come on the TV and try to protray themselves as the victim. "Oh I didn't know he was married" You slept with Tiger Woods. He is the most famous golfer in the world. Everyone knew he was ...

3 Comments, 77 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
rm_TuckMcGuck 32 M
3  Articles
Relationships?   5/4/2010

I'm starting to think it'll be best being alone..just sayin.

2 Comments, 66 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Why is it ?   5/4/2010

Why is it after I push one for English, I still can't understand the person at the other end? ...

5 Comments, 92 Views, 28 Votes ,3.14 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The New Arizona Immigration Law !   5/1/2010

President Obama is upset about the new immigration law in Arizona.

He's afraid if he has to go there he'll be asked to see a birth certificate proving he's an American citizen.

3 Comments, 120 Views, 31 Votes ,2.47 Score
rm_9babs9 56 M
4  Articles
Be warned, when changing your profile   4/23/2010

I know this won't be seen until my profile has been approved,

But in the last few days AdultFriendFinder have changed there systems to that if your profile is pending review, you are completely invisible, I cannot email, all my replies to advice line questions are gone, etc, and all I did was change a tick box to change whom I am looking for.

No warning, of the imminent sending to purgatory, ...

2 Comments, 137 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
PeacefulDragons 49 C
1  Article
Gynocology and Andrology Shots...WTF?!   4/13/2010

Okay, so I came onto this site as a single male back in 2001, came back as a couple with my former lady in 2005, and here I am again with my current soulmate. There remains one huge constant that seriously boggles our minds.

What the fuck is with all the goddamned vagina and cock photos?!

As if the plethora of such pics isn't bad enough...they are used as main profile photos! ...

5 Comments, 105 Views, 10 Votes ,1.19 Score
aaron4sex 56 M
4  Articles
8:1 ratio   4/7/2010

did some quick arithmetical calculation when i viewed the browsing search options. hmmm men members far out numbered ladies here by 8:1. means i got to work eight times more harder to connect to one lady. tough, really tough. could be here for a long time.

5 Comments, 62 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
misbhavin1970 53 F
2  Articles
Guys - News Flash! Some of us compare notes...   4/6/2010

I've had several times where men on AdultFriendFinder sent me what looked like a long thought out email, only to find out he sent the Exact same email, cut n paste, Word for Word, to several of my best friends on this site.. Come on guys - that kind of fishing is not going to get you what you want, because thats your way of telling US that you have no idea what you want and it actually makes it look like you ...

12 Comments, 199 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
Naughty_in_Ore 50 C
11  Articles
Fake Members   4/6/2010

What is with all of the fake members. Why can't AdultFriendFinder monitor and curb all of these spammers. We get to tired of seeing 20-30 new membeship of single women from our area. Do you your job and keep out the garbage

5 Comments, 50 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
Apismellifera0 60 F
1  Article
can't view my own video so taking it off   3/29/2010

I use to be able to see my own video but now I can't. It is had over 38, 000 views but I took it off public and will delete it soon if AdultFriendFinder doesn't change this.

Queston for other standard members... can you view your videos?

4 Comments, 110 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
loveforelorn 49 F
12  Articles
Cry me a river   3/26/2010

So an AL poster is now asking if he is correct for blocking folks (fishing for support) because he blocked me and some others after one guy said his pic was stolen. It is - from off the Xhamster porn video site. So he didn't like being accused of having a fake pic and blocked some folks and now he wants to be justified!!?? Cry me a fucking river

8 Comments, 161 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score
Deleted Profiles   3/26/2010

I sure wish AdultFriendFinder would delete removed profiles... would save a lot of time.. anyone else agree??


3 Comments, 85 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
It tickles me   3/25/2010

I have read a few profiles the last week or so and I noticed some members stating they get regularly tested for STDs. Does it really matter? Half the time unless you have an obvious symptom the crap might not even show up. According to the CDC there is no one test that test for all STDs, and no one test is a 100%. My only requirement that I think that I would want to have is honesty. If you got ...

4 Comments, 74 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
About them selt taught graphic artists   3/24/2010

Ya’ see when one has something like a light pink font on an orange background it’s almost impossible to read. Yeah, yeah I know. I’m old, and don’t get it, and way so not cool or whatever. But c’mon folks if you really go to all the trouble to write a thousand words or so don’t you expect someone to be able to read it? And while I’m on my soap box how about a smattering of grammar. ...

4 Comments, 66 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
perswaysive38 44 F
6  Articles
Manly men   3/19/2010

So I have been single a while and have been actively dating/fucking for the last 4 years. I seem to be meeting a lot of men I would say are castrated mentally. I think my friend described it best when she said that the guys she was meeting seemed 1/4 gay. There are few gentlemen left that have a sack. I don't want a man that cries. I don't want a man that spends more time getting ready than I do. ...

6 Comments, 444 Views, 19 Votes ,1.81 Score
rm_mufinfodler 53 M
1  Article
fake site   3/6/2010

This site has more fake profiles than what it is worth. The ages don't match. It says they are local then you read and the profile contradicts itself. Some of the towns around here that they use do not have anybody younger than 70. Come on AdultFriendFinder. Do a better job at keeping the scammers off.

4 Comments, 78 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
Naughty_in_Ore 50 C
11  Articles
So Moany fake Profile   3/2/2010

What is with all of the fake profiles. We have seen so many fakes profiles that it is just getting discouraging. When you ave 40 new "single" women join in your area, that is just a little hard to believe. For the Money people are paying for this site, You would think that the admin would have a way to tighten down amount of spammers. I do enjoy the one where the spammers arern't smart ...

8 Comments, 105 Views, 32 Votes
do people comprehend profiles??   3/2/2010

So, mid December, I decided not to meet people off her anymore. I am looking for something more serious, and i know damn well I will not find that on here...So i wrote in my profile that I am no longer meeting people off the site, just keeping up with my blog. I also wrote the same on another "adult personals" site that i am on. But people continue to message me. The ones i laugh at the most are ...

5 Comments, 128 Views, 30 Votes
loveforelorn 49 F
12  Articles
Here's a Rave   2/21/2010

After 3 weeks of my car being snowed in - I had the drive way scraped today and got to start the car WOOHOO!!

9 Comments, 153 Views, 34 Votes
rm_atoyotvehc 44 M
1  Article
Useing and scams   2/11/2010

I'm a good careing canadain, strong morals, all the rest of that stuff, My friends are proof, Seldom do I share my life with others, dam near got played, hey any other dumb shits out there like me dudes keep your money in your pants, to many scams out there, good thing they are easy to spot if its looking that good wake the fuck up there are no fairy tales even guys get suckered. they start ...

2 Comments, 109 Views, 36 Votes
rccguy2000 33 M
10  Articles
Telling real and fake profiles apart   2/11/2010

I'm tired of wasting views on these damn fake profiles. Have any guys come up with any good methods for telling the real profiles apart from the spammers who are just on here to steer guys to another cam/dating site?

Obviously any repeated things between two different profiles (headers, stats, pics, etc) is a dead give away, as are girls whose header asks you to send them your email. ...

8 Comments, 144 Views, 37 Votes
rccguy2000 33 M
10  Articles
More points problems...   2/11/2010

Now it stopped giving me points for signing up for other sites. I did it successfully twice today. Then it just stopped with no explanation. The next three sites I signed up for using the proper link on the points page produced nothing. I'm nowhere near my limit on how many points I can get. I can get points for anything else I haven't maxed out (except voting on question answers and stuff like ...

2 Comments, 64 Views, 35 Votes
rccguy2000 33 M
10  Articles
The site ate my points...   2/10/2010

I know the site was acting up earlier tonight with some of the links not working, but something seems to have screwed up with point redemption too. When I tried to use points to view one profile it subtracted the points but wouldn't let me see any profiles. Is there anyone on here to contact for a "refund"?

4 Comments, 81 Views, 37 Votes
loveforelorn 49 F
12  Articles
Hang ups   2/10/2010

UGH! Freezing up again. That's so frustrating! I'm stuck at home, trying to stay warm, watching reruns on TV, back pain, neck pain, and nipples are sensitive! I need some AL distraction Please get running again soon!

2 Comments, 107 Views, 39 Votes
vd46877 27 M
10  Articles
any1 want to hook up in gurgaon   2/7/2010

any ladies in delhi looking for males check this out....u won't regret

2 Comments, 92 Views, 41 Votes
wildnwv1957 56 F
1  Article
ALF   2/6/2010

I am so irritated by a few from a group called Advice Line Friends. When I first heard the name of the group I thought they were friends of the advice line. Not so, and they like to poke fun at the A/L, all the while pretending that they are drama free. Sure they are. Can a group of people ever be drama free? I think not and some of them are proving it. This one girl has really stirred the pot. ...

48 Comments, 1104 Views, 75 Votes ,1.28 Score
Naughty_in_Ore 50 C
11  Articles
What is with all the new Fake Profiles   2/1/2010

I don't know about the rest of you, but we have been seeing an astonishing amount of fake profiles popping up for our general area. I Thought that all of this Enter the magic number that you see in the box was supposed to help prevent this from happening. It is really discouraging to see 15 new profiles for sexy single women , but they are all from the same town. I guess these small towns must ...

3 Comments, 87 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
What's that a social site with limited options for communications for new members   1/28/2010

Hey all new guy here, As in my account is only a few days old. After adding a photo of myself and repling to questions etc. I had some points to email some women in my area/age group that I was interested in talking too. Ive had not one , but two replies from two different women ...great right. Well not so much, you see when I clicked on an email to read the replies i get sent to an order form , ...

7 Comments, 120 Views, 11 Votes ,0.74 Score
rm_nicecock4u13 40 M
1  Article
i hate it when   1/26/2010

dos any other guy hate it when you go to meet the girl that you talked to on here and you get there and its not the same girl at all

5 Comments, 95 Views, 9 Votes
loveforelorn 49 F
12  Articles
Glitchin'   1/21/2010

Oh no!!

The articles are glitching on me and I'm going through withdrawal. I didn't see any new articles for the longest time last night so I posted a question just to see what was wrong. Still nothing, this was the longest I've ever seen it take. So this morning I checked and still the same summary. So I thought, I'd go into the "View All" to see if it was any different. There ...

6 Comments, 75 Views, 11 Votes
loveforelorn 49 F
12  Articles
Arghhh   1/19/2010

How is it that a member in another thread can spout off a price for either himself or if someone else will take her for the price and yet he doesn't get booted. I have seen people taken to court over that kind of stuff and found guilty. And yet AdultFriendFinder won't take any repercussions to this person. Frustrating. And of course, it only fuels this person!! Make note, I'll hit the abuse button any ...

7 Comments, 134 Views, 18 Votes ,1.21 Score
Naughty_in_Ore 50 C
11  Articles
another couple bites the dust   1/17/2010

Why is it people keep breaking dates. If you don't want to meet for adult fun, then why the hell are you on a site like this. It irritates us to no end, when people waste our time "chatting" and then when it comes to meet, all of the sudden they have to work late, then are not to be heard from again.

Just ranting, D&H

5 Comments, 105 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
gays   1/14/2010

should gay couples be aloud to adopt and raise cheldren?

7 Comments, 84 Views, 13 Votes
hornyman380 44 M
1  Article
Are some girls happy with not getting Laid?   1/13/2010

My girl doesn't care if we have sex or not.. The sex is good real good but not enough... Any ideas?

9 Comments, 138 Views, 10 Votes
loveforelorn 49 F
12  Articles
To Block or Be Blocked   1/2/2010

Ok, so I have discovered that if a member blocks me on one "post" on the AL's it blocks me from all future posts. Interesting since I haven't been nearly as abusive as some people have been to them yet I'm blocked. Usually doesn't matter except when I want to put my two cents in like - "why are people so rude". Ughhhhh. Oh well I'll live

Ok, so on that thought, I think the ...

6 Comments, 108 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
SxLuvnCpl 53 C
1  Article
Customer Service....not on here   12/24/2009

The customer service on this site is the worst we've ever seen. Ok, we're standard members but if they expect people to "upgrade" then it seems to us that they would provide the best customer service they can in order to help persuade us to "upgrade".

But we've sent numerous messages to them via the feedback form and have gotten nowhere with any help.

We've gone through the ...

3 Comments, 88 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
loveforelorn 49 F
12  Articles
Flipping fingers   12/22/2009

Maybe it's my region, maybe it's men, maybe it's a persona they want to give but I've got 4 profiles in my matches that are all flipping their fingers! WTF?! Do they think it makes them a bad boy and that women want bad boys?? UGH!

8 Comments, 104 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
Naughty_in_Ore 50 C
11  Articles
People chickening out   12/11/2009

Why is it people are on this site if they don't plan to meet anyone. In the past few months, we have meet two different couples on line. chated back and forth with them several times to get to now one another. THen when the actual meeting is about to take place. they flake out. Come on! No one is forced to be on this site. If you don't plan on meeeting another couple. Why waste everyone's time ...

3 Comments, 98 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
rm_bobscadi 66 M
1  Article

First off I am a white male in the USA clearly a minority in the world. That said, I am so tired of making calls and ending up with someone of Indian heritage. I was trying toget technical assistance the other day. I absolutly could not understand about half of the conversation. I fianlly told him I couldn'd understand him. I hung up. If the shoe was on the other foot I would be expected to speak ...

11 Comments, 114 Views, 6 Votes ,4.50 Score
any one real?   11/30/2009

have been on here for a while, and had a paying account?hard for single i guess, does anyone ever hook up?lol

10 Comments, 115 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
wildcatr27 52 F
11  Articles
double rant   11/30/2009

sorry but have to do this cause the amount of guys today who have done both these things is amazing.

ok the first one, is those who have paid membership who contact people without reading profiles first. Why spend money and waste it, surely the whole point of paying is to give you the full access to the site? and if you don't like rejection check the persons preferences then it saves ...

11 Comments, 156 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
rm_robertlee1 51 M
1  Article
renew to silver membership or not   11/25/2009

hiya all, thing is I used to be a 'Silver' but I just got so pissed off with Blokes comming on and viewing me! I am a STRAIGHT man! my profile say's just that yet these cretins keep comming on, they usually throw in a comment as well! THING is.....there just a NUMBER!...No Name, No Handle! is it to COMPLICATED for the ADMIN at Passion to make everyone who comes on to your site MUST HAVE A ...

4 Comments, 89 Views, 6 Votes ,0.23 Score
Fakes   11/24/2009

I have a question.... has anyone else received emails from people thousands of miles away who are fake???

9 Comments, 119 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
flakey people frustrate me   11/24/2009

So can someone tell me why people on here are so flakey?? will be talking to someone for a while, set a date to meet and they end up blowing you off at the last min. This happens to me with every guy it seems like. "Something" will come up at the last min, or they will just blow you off completely...even if they were the first to initiate the plans...then later down the road, they ...

7 Comments, 114 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
x mass is around the corner....   11/21/2009

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's ...

6 Comments, 65 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
....just happened to catch my eye......   11/21/2009

.......................................................................................................................... A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the ...

3 Comments, 53 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
men and rejection   11/19/2009

Here is something to think about....Men on Fling get so mad when women don't respond to their messages. They cant understand why the hell we don't respond sometimes...well...obviously we aren't interested for whatever reason...i agree, we should at least let you know either way, its the polite thing to do...But thats not the thing that i do notice is that when i DO tell someone i am ...

4 Comments, 118 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
modern globilization............   11/13/2009

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you ...

4 Comments, 52 Views, 11 Votes ,0.92 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
french fried.........terre frites   11/13/2009

I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --Norman Schwartzkopf

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of ...

10 Comments, 64 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
sweetsexysubslt2 46 T
2  Articles
I Wondering Is JusT Me, Or Is AnY One Else HavinG A HarD TimE HoOK'n Up w/ People.?.   11/13/2009

I've Been A standard Member For Sum Time & I Still Have NoT HoOKed uP w/ AnyBodY YeT.!. I've E-Mailed BacK & FortH ManY TimeS w/ ManY DifferenT People, Butt It AlwaYs Seem ToO StoP Jus When We Are Bout ToO Finnally HoOK uP.!. 1) Is It Because I'm A Standard Member.?. 2) Is It Because People Are JusPlaY'n Games.?. BuTT TheY All SounD ReaL Interested , TheN Suddenly It Stops & Nothing At All.!. ...

13 Comments, 168 Views, 28 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
just the tax and only the tax.....(ask not what your country can do for you)   11/11/2009

The Gettysburg address is 269 words, the Declaration of Independence is 1, 337 words, and the Holy Bible is only 773, 000 words. However, the tax law has grown from 11, 400 words in 1913, to 7 million words today.

There are at least 480 different tax forms, each with many pages of instructions.

Even the easiest form, the 1040E has 33 pages in instructions, and all in fine print. ...

4 Comments, 39 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
dont buck the system....(old style govt.)   11/10/2009

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief ...

3 Comments, 43 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
secret G-7 memo discovered.....(new world order)   11/9/2009

To the citizens of the United States of America:

In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not ...

3 Comments, 54 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
english hospitality...........   11/9/2009

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of stout.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of ...

4 Comments, 46 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
lessons from a sparrow   11/7/2009

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly decided to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to Earth in a barnyard, nearly frozen solid. A cow passed by where he had fallen, and crapped on the little sparrow.The sparrow thought it was the end, but the ...

3 Comments, 29 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
comes with instructions.....   11/7/2009

This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the box...and it says...."Snatch Eating Frogs..$20 each (comes with instructions)" She looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers to the man behind the counter... "I'll take one." He packages up a frog. The woman grabs her food and ...

4 Comments, 30 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
countryfun451 55 C
2  Articles
single females   11/5/2009

first i will say they me and my man have been swingin for 2 1/2 yrs.and i love it(me myself have been into it for 12 rant is we wre swingin with couples and single females, cause i am bi about 3 wks.ago we met a single female she was very cool we talked alot and i thought everything was fine, this was her first swing as a single female since she broke up with her boyfriend, but the longer ...

5 Comments, 111 Views, 4 Votes ,0.53 Score
wantotry74 43 M
8  Articles
the Liar   11/4/2009

nobody is perfect, and yes, you might every once in a while come across someone who has it all going on.But NOBODY is perfect.To jump start right out the gate and say that your the girl of every mans dreams in the first sentence is a little too much...Let's be real

5 Comments, 67 Views, 6 Votes ,0.52 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
so ive been told.....   11/4/2009

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and . Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General ...

6 Comments, 49 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Diary of a 47 year old woman......   11/2/2009

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.

When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with ...

1 Comments, 37 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
economic hard times....   11/2/2009

The manager was having difficulty with profits and fixed costs, so there was only one solution - more layoffs. But there were only two possibilities - Jack and Mary. This was going to be a hard decision - they were both excellent workers, and equally qualified - but one had to go. He was obviously going to have to interview them both and then decide.

So he called Mary in first. "I'm ...

3 Comments, 27 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
NormalDiscrete01 34 M
2  Articles
BDSM Question   11/2/2009

I know people will take this the wrong way, but put yourself in someone else's shoes...

Why does it seem like everyone into the lifestyle is much older and most of the time overweight, unless its a Sub Girl? I understand the lifestyle is not all about looks and has more to do with D/s and exploring that side of yourself, but to some people it is sexual as well. Just frustrating when ...

1 Comments, 95 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
a word of advise....   11/1/2009

There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate.

Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As he looked around wondering what to do now, he ...

1 Comments, 31 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
why the chicken crossed the road....   11/1/2009

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but let’s not talk about that, let’s talk ...

2 Comments, 42 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
if you cant beat em join em part 2...   10/30/2009

the government announced today that it is changing the emblem used to represent the United States of America from an Eagle to a Condom.

the Condom more accurately reflects the governments political stance......

..a condom allows for inflation.

a condom halts production.

a condom destroys the next generation.

a condom protects a bunch of dicks, and ...

8 Comments, 89 Views, 12 Votes ,1.03 Score
taz2140 45 M
3  Articles
no b-day sex   10/25/2009

so this weekend was my birthday and i scheduled my to spend the night at my parents. we go out to dinner, have a nice night. get home she changes into sweats and we sit on couch to watch tv. go up to bed and she passes out. then wake up sun. morning she goes feeds the f-ing cat comes back up and lets him in the room. so no sex all weekend.

needless to say i'm up watching yankees / ...

6 Comments, 143 Views, 9 Votes
Disko89 34 M
4  Articles
dj   10/22/2009

this all i know to do lol

7 Comments, 87 Views, 11 Votes
sillygalred 50 F
3  Articles
Hmmmm   10/20/2009

Are email not getting review now? I don't get anymore messages in my bulk folder.

3 Comments, 54 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
neglected32 45 M
1  Article
Guarantees?   10/19/2009

I have found there are no guarantees in life, It really is evident on this site. I have been member for a couple years now and not had much success. I am beginning to think that I am repulsive, or is it just the fact you have to pay for this so called free hook up site? Anybody else feel like I do ?

3 Comments, 61 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
cple4cple09 64 C
2  Articles
does this work   10/12/2009

Just want to know what type of luck others r having. Its seems nobody will reply to the emails we send out. The few people who have written to us say they are interested and then never write back. We never really hear more than one maybe two emails from somebody then no other reply, not even to say they are not interested. Does anybody else have that problem. and if so how can we fix it.

4 Comments, 110 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
Black face couldn't get a vote.So how did Obama...   10/9/2009

In Australia a T.V show which features amateur acts doing the strangest things had an act on last night called Jackson Jive it featured doctors from different racial backgrounds wearing black face and Michael J in white face. Harry Conick Jr was a guest judge and he scored them zero points saying if it was in the States the show would be taken off air. Well Harry you know what they say about ...

14 Comments, 168 Views, 19 Votes
When do I say enough is enough?   10/3/2009

Connected with this guy on AdultFriendFinder, made several dates to meet in person, he has cancelled every one at the last minute. Fast forward 2 years, during which time we had no contact since I was seeing someone else. Now I'm single again and he wants to get together. We were supposed to meet on a Sunday a few weeks ago for a drink - he was supposed to call me Sunday afternoon - never called. Sent me ...

7 Comments, 170 Views, 10 Votes ,2.19 Score
looknforfunn760 41 M
4  Articles
This is a sex site   9/28/2009

Now correct me if I'm wrong but this is a site dedicated for people who are looking for sex.

10 Comments, 160 Views, 10 Votes ,0.80 Score
A Long Three and One Half Years To Go..   9/27/2009

It's a train wreck.. Obama hasn't even filled half of his administration.. But then, heck why bother..they will have to quit/oh forgot "resign"..

I resent a President who designates people who have such shady backgrounds.. and when caught with back taxes, more I might add, than most of us make in a lifetime.. They don't even have to pay penalties..

Then gets up and say how he ...

21 Comments, 198 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
rm_jazzhead05 53 M
9  Articles
taking the piss   9/24/2009

How long will Obama let Binyamin Netanyahu carry on taking the piss? Despite dozens of UN Security Council resolutions, Israel carries on building on The West Bank and Netanyahu is basically laughing in Obama's face. Isn't it about time Obama stood up for himself and the UN?

5 Comments, 159 Views, 26 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The prophet Jefferson !   9/22/2009

Thomas Jefferson in some cases could be called a prophet from his many quotes.

He said, "When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe."

Was he ever right !

4 Comments, 157 Views, 43 Votes
wildcatr27 52 F
11  Articles
Jeez guys   9/22/2009

Come on give us a break, if we reply with a no thanks you complain if we dont reply you moan again.

We can't win either way.

I know this is an old topic but after having abuse from someone who yes sent me a very long email and i only sent a quick reply but i still didnt deserve what he said to me after. at least he got some reply, and my autoreply too.

sorry having a ...

7 Comments, 114 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
INbangers 77 G
2  Articles
testimonials   9/20/2009

I always thought a testimonial was about something that you did. I don't ubderstand all of these 'testimonials' posted that say 'hey let's get together, contact me at ---, etc'. If you haven't actually met the person, why post a testimonial and why would you accept and allow posting to your site someone else's 'advertising'?

6 Comments, 129 Views, 10 Votes ,5.18 Score
Canafax 42 M
5  Articles
Double Standard??   9/19/2009

Firstly this is not a gripe session but rather an observation about something a little quirky here on AdultFriendFinder. I've noticed a lot of women writing "No Face Pic No Reply" in their profiles. Of course this does not bother me a bit...I'm obviously not shy lol, but it comes down to the anonymity factor. Now a whole lot of ladies don't show their face pics in profiles for this reason and ...

4 Comments, 102 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
1802   9/16/2009

In 1802 Thomas Jefferson said, "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their wake-up homeless on the ...

6 Comments, 117 Views, 23 Votes ,3.13 Score
rm_RamblinLion 44 M
2  Articles
Since when am I REQUIRED to prove I purchased something at WAL-MART!?   9/8/2009

When did it become acceptable social behavior for the door greeters at Wal-mart to physically stop your cart, that has obviously just been paid for and bagged, to check your receipt. When I said no they actually restrained me and forced me to either leave my things and go get a manager or sit there and whine at fate.

I felt it was an insult to my personal integrity but wanted to hear ...

13 Comments, 274 Views, 14 Votes ,1.54 Score
online booty call ads   8/28/2009

Does anyone on this site had any luck with online booty call? There ads on cable are so cheesy.

5 Comments, 84 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
rm_jazzhead05 53 M
9  Articles
which is more important?   8/27/2009

Loyalty and patriotism


truth and justice

which is more important?

13 Comments, 242 Views, 28 Votes
Naughty_in_Ore 50 C
11  Articles
e-mailing forever   8/27/2009

Why is it the people just want to e-mail forever. It would seem that if you are on this site, you are looking for some type of adult relationship. Why do people spend their hard earned money to never want to meet and just e-mail forever and make excuses about meeting. It's just frustrating. Their it's out of my systems now..

3 Comments, 88 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
justhavvinfun 32 M
1  Article
Why do women like "Project" guys?   8/24/2009

I have noticed that, due to my ability to make all of my monthly payments, and lack of multiple out of wedlock, women seem to think that I am not the right kind of guy for them.

The last three relationships that I have been in, all resulted in the girl going back to their asshole ex-boyfriends because I was "too nice". First of all, I know when someone is using a line on me to get out ...

8 Comments, 185 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
chickmag69 48 M
5  Articles
Bi-Women?? Really??   8/21/2009

Isn't it amazing how many profiles that claim to be a couple with a bi woman and are supposedly looking for bi-women never show the supposed "bi-woman" ever on cam? I have never seen so many bi women that had cocks. Its really too bad that some people have to be that lame. You would think with a name like biwife4u that the WIFE would be the one on cam not the man.

3 Comments, 79 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The best we can do !   8/20/2009

A man walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male Pharmacist. The older woman he was talking to said that she was the Pharmacist and as she and her also widowed sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.

She then asked if she could help the gentlemen.

The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing this with a ...

16 Comments, 225 Views, 35 Votes ,4.03 Score
bdaleguy844 38 M
2  Articles
Catch-22   8/11/2009

As a 24 year male old out of college in the past year I'm finding that My career and my sex life seem to be suffering the same problem, experience wanted. Granted I'm not positive that's the problem in my sex life because no one will even send a reply with a reason for rejection, but I've got a sneaking suspicion that it is the problem. Between growing past a conservative upbringing, spending ...

2 Comments, 68 Views, 8 Votes
1guyneed2girl 36 C
11  Articles
stealing jobs   8/10/2009

job stealers not really the people who compain are th epeople who cba to get a job lazy fucks sttop claiming benefits and go and find work

3 Comments, 100 Views, 10 Votes ,0.20 Score
wildcatr27 52 F
11  Articles
Why should I be grateful   8/7/2009

Jeez some guys sorry but I have just been told that I should be grateful and begging for this guy to service me. Because he has a toned body and I am curveacous.

He said all that because I told him i prefered older unattached guys to younger attached ones. Why should my preference then mean I have to be grateful and begging

His attitude just shows me he thinks all women should ...

7 Comments, 221 Views, 13 Votes ,3.81 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
U. S. Divorce Agreement !   8/3/2009

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama Bot supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made us realize that we want a divorce. We all know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ...

14 Comments, 221 Views, 36 Votes ,2.63 Score
rm_phatclitnass 26 F
1  Article
DON'T OFFFER ME MONEY!!!!   8/2/2009

I'm sorry but I am totally fed up with these men offering me money. This is not an service or a undercover ring so stop offering me things to sleep with you. If you can't get a woman to sleep with you without offering her free trips and no-limit credit cards then something is obviously wrong with you. I take offense to these offers because it implies that I'm a . I am on this site to meet people ...

8 Comments, 142 Views, 13 Votes ,2.14 Score
rm_SteelCity34 41 M
2  Articles
40 year old virgins   7/29/2009

Let me ask you if you were 40 years old and still a virgin, and on AdultFreindFinder, would you honest have to think about a guy letting you touch his cock? Here is the situation I found a chick on here, found out she is still a virgin and have had to almost pull teeth just for her to meet me and allow me to jerk off for her. She is afraid she will break it. Hell she just touched her first cock ...

8 Comments, 169 Views, 12 Votes
shycaliman 53 M
10  Articles
counter produtive   7/27/2009

Kind of counter productive if people do not write in their profile page what they are looking for. Hey not my fault if I send them an email saying hi not knowing the S.O.B. didn't write that I was say too old or wrong race or just looking to cyber. Very rude when they don't take time to fill out the questioners. Wake the F((k up people and quit trying to make us read you drug infected brains.

4 Comments, 76 Views, 4 Votes ,0.53 Score
Vsafeguy 59 M
1  Article
Video - How Many Stars Do You Get?   7/27/2009

Okay... first off, I'm a guy. And yes, I enjoy watching our female members here at AdultFriendFinder on their webcams.

If I'm going to give you any stars on the Member Ratings, here is my criteria...

0 Stars Fully-clothed, deer-in-the-headlights stare into the cam.

1 Star Fully-clothed, a nice smile, friendly and happy-looking.

2 Stars Topless, a nice ...

2 Comments, 49 Views, 7 Votes
longislandbuds 55 GC
1  Article
what the ?uck   7/27/2009

so what AdultFriendFinder problem now there not leting us see any of the groups we have joined

1 Comments, 81 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
hotwitch2 41 T
5  Articles
boo wah like a spoiled    7/22/2009

i can't believe two prominent black people in america are crying racist before they yell anything else. amr. Alford, the president of the National Black Chamber of Commress cries out during senate hearings. doesn't he realize he is racist himself just by being in and running an organization exclusive for blacks? then the professor in boston goes off on the police who were only trying to do their ...

33 Comments, 483 Views, 30 Votes ,6.08 Score
dcsexfiends 54 C
1  Article
what's the F^ckn purpose?   7/22/2009

5yrs....5 damn years we have been on here.....and we can count on two hands/feet lol.. how many actual parties/sessions we've attended.....but u know what i notice?....PEOPLE ON HERE DO MORE TALKING THAN A LITTLE BIT!....y all the talking...this is a site 4 folks to cum 2gether and fuck! last 18months have been worth it...but ....AdultFriendFinder members need to stop spendin their money ...

5 Comments, 97 Views, 12 Votes ,1.21 Score
girl2d00rsdown 49 T
4  Articles
Has anyone seen the new ad at bottom of profiles?   7/10/2009

Has anyone seen the new advertisement banner that appears at the bottom of a profile page?

It's and ad for where they have two women playing with sex toys in a 7 second loop.

Well, I don't know if they've taken it down yet...but the one girl puts a dildo in her ass, then because of the appears that she then sticks it in her mouth...over, and over, and over, ...

4 Comments, 77 Views, 8 Votes ,4.41 Score
BekyLuv 42 F
3  Articles
Reading is Fundamental   7/2/2009

You would think grown people would know the difference between someone coming on them and someone issuing a friendly invitation. Yeah, I know that's a lot to ask of a lot of the men who frequent this site and think they're God's gift to women. I promote my blog and new group to new members with a simple introductory email that reads:

Hey! Welcome to AdultFriendFinder. I'm always looking for ...

5 Comments, 84 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
fakes and phonies   6/25/2009

I consider myself to be a fairly intelligent guy, honest(on AdultFriendFinder), a straight forward no bull kinda guy. So why is is that there are so damn many fake and phony people here??? It seems as if the only E-mail responses i get are directing me to visit another web site for "conversation". I happily include an alternative (In keeping with the rules of AdultFriendFinder)e-mail if someone doesn't want to use AdultFriendFinder as ...

4 Comments, 145 Views, 13 Votes ,0.46 Score
rm_jim694all 50 M
1  Article
earned points for standard members   6/20/2009

for a non paying member you can earn points to be able to contact or view other member's profile. but why is so hard to collect on these points? i've posted 2 photos received points for 1 both have been approved. jointed 3 other sites been credited for 1 . commented on articles, voted on articles, voted on responses several several times and credited on a few. i know i'm a non paying member but ...

2 Comments, 73 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
oxymoronic.........   6/17/2009

Act naturally

Happily married

Microsoft Works

Holy war

Found missing

Resident alien

Minor Catastrophe

Affordable housing

Near miss

Great depression

Canadian army

Phone sex

United nations

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Death benefits

Airline Food ...

1 Comments, 40 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
avaiation safety   6/16/2009

After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions ...

2 Comments, 24 Views, 1 Votes
wanttopamperyou2 69 M
65  Articles
Recent New Member Photo Gallery!   6/15/2009

Why do I pay this fucking site money? I have no fucking idea. Just another example of how this site sticks it up your ass.

Not that it matters, but its false advertising when you click on the home page and look at the recent member photo gallery and two out of the five women that are listed haven't visited the site in over three months.

Shame on me for staying with this site.

10 Comments, 171 Views, 14 Votes ,5.06 Score
amberbriz 37 F
3  Articles
camera rage   6/7/2009

Why is it that when I am trying to cam and have fun....guys have to get so angry if I don't stop what I am doing and chat with them....I like to cam and I like to read the comments from the viewers....but I just cannot respond to them all...If one happens to catch my eye I might have a quick chat....but why can't they just enjoy the show without getting all is such a annoyance.

11 Comments, 253 Views, 22 Votes ,2.17 Score
girlzeena 65 F
39  Articles
The Justice System   6/2/2009

I have given the US Justice System some consideration lately. As an avid viewer of Tru TV (formerly Court TV), I have an opinion on the sentencing and treatment of criminals.

I have seen so many family members curse out the convicted individual, telling him how much he ruined their lives, their families by taking away so precious of a family member.

The convicted just sits and ...

4 Comments, 90 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Birthday's & Anniversary's !   6/1/2009

Most married men learn that the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday or your anniversary is to forget it one time.

Same thing with single guys or men that are shacked up and their girlfriends and mates.

6 Comments, 95 Views, 16 Votes ,0.63 Score
roxy54sexy 58 F
27  Articles
Being Called Fake   5/31/2009

I have a rant here if I do not meet or chat with someone right away they say I am fake. If I am on cam they ask here. Are you real? Please wave at the cam. I am tired of these accusations. I have posted previously on this problem in my blog and aked on advice line on this subject. It is never ending. I am real person here with warm blooded feelings. I know people are fed up on profiles on not ...

10 Comments, 167 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
E-mail Etiquite   5/26/2009

I was a member on this site a year or so ago, and I have re-uped for another trial period. I took an amazingly long time to write an accurate and upfront profile. I didn't lie or even stretch the truth. Why is is so dam hard to get a response to an e-mail. Even if its to say thanks but no thanks. Its so frustrating to get no response. I respond to every wink or solicitation for chat even if ...

12 Comments, 102 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Make love, not war !   5/25/2009

Hell, do both, GET MARRIED!...

15 Comments, 140 Views, 16 Votes ,1.66 Score
Why do men have all these hang up's on bisexual sex?   5/21/2009

I'm a firm believer sex is one of those wonderful things that we all mistake for something that decides who we are in life. Sex is sex its the body expressing itself to create a feeling of great joy and excitement. Sex doesnot make the person inside to change into some kind of monster. I think women have a better grasp of this than men. Men are afraid that if for some reason they look at another ...

9 Comments, 141 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
oedipusrex2006 39 M
4  Articles
Rant on people who flake play dates........and a joke   5/20/2009

Okay, so I know this is going to sound like a broken record and so many other members of AdultFriendFinder are saying the same thing. PEOPLE PLEASE, IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO MAKE A MEETING PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, let the other party know. Sometimes it is hard to keep a meeting date. I think just about everyone knows that life throws curve balls and unintended and unexpected events occur that ...

5 Comments, 93 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Could It Happen To You?   4/27/2009

Fair warning, this story is a bit chilling. In the northern suburbs of Cincinnati, a young wife kissed her husband and told him she was going to take a bath before turning in. Some time later, the husband (by his testimony) found his wife's lifeless body, after she'd apparently drowned in the tub, and called 9-1-1.

The husband and others who testified said that the 24-year old woman ...

6 Comments, 266 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
rm_HotrodB0B 47 M
1  Article
Should handguns be allowed in college campus classrooms?   4/26/2009

The above link is a story here in the local Anchorage, AK area. To sum up the story this group of students support the concealment and lawful carrying of firearms in college classrooms. The current University of Alaska Anchorage policy bans firearms on campus.

I want to know what you think of this proposed idea of allowing students to carry a ...

10 Comments, 91 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
dk_nj 52 C
4  Articles
Outrageous Renewal Fees   4/24/2009

We are going to let our gold membership revert to standard membership at the end of April. We have been gold members for several years but the cost of membership is now outrageous ($126/6 months - it use to be $50/6 months). We have lifetime memberships on three other sites that cost less than the on-going membership fees for one year here.

6 Comments, 179 Views, 7 Votes ,5.84 Score
countryfun451 55 C
2  Articles
fakes   4/24/2009

i've been thinkin about this for along time and i wonder why, when u get with couples, singles, etc.they can't be honest.some u see once and even though they say they loved it, they never contact again and i atleast try to leave a message for them...i know alot of us has had bad relationships, sometimes even when u live with a person, u wake up goin, do i really know this person..just because i'm ...

5 Comments, 122 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Click to listen ! ?   4/20/2009

Is it just me or is the "Click to listen' instead of typing in the number to submit your response showing up more these days?

Since I don't have any speakers hooked up anymore, (tired of the damn noise) it's aggravating as hell to me.

Any other "little things" here bother you?

6 Comments, 101 Views, 20 Votes ,1.08 Score
pcbdiver 67 M
4  Articles
People who disappear   4/13/2009

Anyone ever meet someone on here who meets one time, talks the big talk about getting back together, and then deletes their profile that same day? I guess there is no getting around this, but you would think those chicken shits would at least be honest with you. Or, maybe that is how they get their kicks. My only solution is to eliminate standard contacts and those without pics. They have no ...

5 Comments, 121 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
frustratedfully 60 F
1  Article
More than 1 profile   4/10/2009

I have been played by a male on AdultFriendFinder, but I am over that. What I want to know is how does one person get away with having at least 3 profiles and playing poor(yes we are suckers)women and playing on there emotions. Has this happened to anyone else, Is it the right thing to do and let happen isn't it monitored...

12 Comments, 322 Views, 15 Votes ,4.66 Score
DarkLatinMan23 46 M
1  Article
What about this lifestyle?   4/7/2009

Speaking as a male: I've met some really nice people and while some from the other side of the spectrum have been interesting and sometimes scary. One thing that I've taken from "dating" or "hunting" or whatever you want to call it is that success depends on the man's ability to master the art of conversation. I hear more about bad conversations (from women) where the gentleman either is a total ...

5 Comments, 81 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
rm_arbyq77 51 F
4  Articles
this is a total rant   4/7/2009

I am pissed off and I mean pissed off..let me ask you if you would be pissed off as well...I posted on the advice lines to a post that was about never being her fault...i got a quote back about not being able to do what a m arried man does paying bills taking care of the family blah blah blah...

well im a single mom, this memeber didnt ever take that into consideration I also mentioned I ...

13 Comments, 255 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
MyHeartLost4U 59 M
12  Articles
It is about time they asked us...   4/6/2009

I am not sure how many of you are aware that there is more than just the SiteSupport Blog and Events that is used by the staff of this site. If not...there is another one Community that is more of a internal Focus Group of its management team.

There is a posting (poll) in that Blog asking members this question Is Adult FriendFinder a Sex Site. Your input to that question can be of a benefit in the ...

6 Comments, 80 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
scirge 47 F
0  Articles
Size and Perceptions   4/3/2009

When I was younger I was thin and then in high school I gained weight and am finally after having three beautiful slowly losing the extra pounds. I am concerned about our world where a size 14 is considered large and to many unattractive. I have been as big as a size 20 but currently between a 12 and 14 however people still criticize based on size of clothing. My sister and I can wear the ...

18 Comments, 299 Views, 11 Votes ,5.41 Score
purplestarss 34 F
1  Article
Nothing new.   4/3/2009

Why is it that men only ever message with 'hi', 'ur hot' or something of that sort?

I logged in to the instant messenger and within a couple of minutes, I had a long line of about 15 messages, all from men, and literally, all they said were those above comments.

For the couple I did reply to, I get to 'how ru' and 'what you up to' lines.

That would be fine (although I'm ...

6 Comments, 115 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
rm_Honey1gent 71 M
8  Articles
This is it!   3/31/2009

Finally! This is the last time I shall have to post something of no consequence in order to earn my free membership. Oh well! I guess I have met the site's requirements.

4 Comments, 116 Views, 6 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
G-Man !   3/27/2009

The most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm a Government agent and I'm here to help."...

22 Comments, 266 Views, 42 Votes ,2.23 Score
rm_allyouneedMI 39 M
2  Articles
Barbara Walters's vibrator   3/25/2009

I just heard Barbara Walters comment on the View about her vibrator! Ok, I have nothing against old ladies getting off. In fact, the idea turns me on a bit, but Barbara Walters???? Is it just me, or is there NOTHING attractive about her. The idea of her going to town on herself with a vibrator makes me feel a bit ill. I know she is considered a trail blazer, and a legendary news figure, but ...

9 Comments, 119 Views, 8 Votes ,0.23 Score
Ilovetoeatthat 42 M
1  Article
sex and jobs   3/18/2009

Why is it in today’s society, we strive to have a great paying job causing use to be pulled away from our families and friends. I mean we are booth very well educated yet we still cant seen to be on the same schedule. Our society was built off of the normal work days but day by day employers seem to push the envelop more and more.

3 Comments, 132 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
peprgirl2016 47 F
1  Article
Do you cam? Read a request....   3/15/2009

As I told you the other day I have been watching peoples uploaded videos and I have a few bones of contention, and no not those kinds of bones!!

Yes...I saw all of this...

If you are gonna record yourself getting off...TURN OFF THE FUCKING TV!! Is that so hard? You set the camera up so it's not like it was spontaneous. I am watching this really hot girl fuck ...

5 Comments, 145 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
rm_hedonist5251 65 C
2  Articles
blowin off steam and its repercussions   3/9/2009

we've been on this site for quite a few years now and when the penny FINALLLY dropped, iv realised that a lot of people, including myself i must add, use our profile to vent likes/dislikes. mostly dislikes. we all have that RIGHT, but, and its a BIG but, the other side of the coin is, we have to accept that people also have the right to give their opinion on your views. Iv altered/re altered ...

2 Comments, 63 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
rm_harleyguy48 61 C
1  Article
AdultFriendFinder rates   3/5/2009

am I the only one that thinks the prices here have gone off the charts. I was paying 50.19 for 6 months now its 125.76. That seems like a huge increase in this economy. I guess We are done here.

6 Comments, 104 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
MyHeartLost4U 59 M
12  Articles
What the fuck...   3/2/2009

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rm_bbw4u2injoy 46 F
2  Articles
ugh   2/28/2009

some times i'd like to just shut shop down when i'm on here really some of u men r just fuckin dick weeds really no wonder your not getting fuckin laid... haha and this site can be a pia (pain in ass) as well.. with all its glitches and server issues wtf can't fuckn post polls in groups or find shit that u know was once in one spot now just gone... really fuckers people pay a good amount of money ...

4 Comments, 142 Views, 15 Votes ,3.59 Score
Sickest Story Of The Week   2/27/2009

There's a guy on trial in Cincinnati who worked at the morgue for many years. His crime? Keep the barf bag handy...having sex with a partially decapitated corpse. Sick, sick, sick...of all the ways to get head...

4 Comments, 84 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Tax deadline !   2/27/2009

Your income taxes are normally due on April 15th unless that date falls on a Saturday or Sunday in which case theyʼre due Monday the 16th or 17th.

However, I have been told of a recent change and for the next 4 years, they will not be due until you are nominated to a cabinet position.

Please check with your Tax adviser to confirm.

10 Comments, 200 Views, 36 Votes ,0.39 Score
Red_Hot_Rod 74 M
1  Article
What's Free and What's Purchased.?   2/19/2009

I was a free member on a personals site, which basically meant that I could not email anyone on the site, except the premium members who had not only purchased a premium membership, but paid extra so that free members could contact them. The only other exception on that site was if a free member accumulated "points" by participating in different ways on the site (ie. pics, blogs, articles, etc). ...

3 Comments, 45 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
boa6t9r 61 M
2  Articles
Does anybody ever read...............   2/18/2009

Does anybody ever read profiles fully. I have it stated in my profile that I am straight.........but I still get emails from guys asking me to play............WTF is up with that.

3 Comments, 65 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
Somehow, It's Just Not That Surprising...   2/17/2009

A Muslim Arab-American somewhere in New York state purchased a radio station with the hopes of improving the image of Muslims in the U.S.

Well, it looks like he blew it on that one, as he's now in jail for decapitating his wife. I wonder how many virgins he gets for that, as opposed to blowing up a busload of Jewish school ?

18 Comments, 157 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
WeLikeCompanyStL 63 C
8  Articles
Just a bit odd....   2/11/2009

...that all of the women that appear on the Opening Page of the site (where you either 'join' or 'log-in') are either not on the site anymore, or are located nowhere near you. When the site posts a picture of a lovely woman and she's listed as being in your area, you would think you might be able to contact this featured beauty. Alas, it is not the only thing on this site that might not be ...

3 Comments, 186 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
wildcatr27 52 F
11  Articles
WTF   2/11/2009

geez I don't normally have a rant but am so sick of people coming on the advice line with a question then taking the huff when they don't like the response they are given.

if you don't want people to give an opinion then don't post simple as that.

we are all individuals and entitled to say what we want. So grow up and get over it.

there is no need to block people or be ...

12 Comments, 238 Views, 11 Votes ,4.29 Score
The Bill - Makes Sense to Me   2/8/2009

Everyone is complaining about the proposed Bill.. IF you have not written Congress AND the new President.. then don't complain.. We can determine what they do if there is enough complaints..

This is a long thread but it holds a lot of good ideas.. Of course the left won't agree as it takes away some of their Bennies..

============================================= Want Change? ...

7 Comments, 82 Views, 8 Votes ,5.33 Score
chickmag69 48 M
5  Articles
Is it THAT Difficult   1/26/2009

is it really that difficult for people to properly post a profile!! If you are not looking for single guys why do you check the box that says you are?? You read the profile and the first line says NO SINGLE MEN!!. Well if you didnt want single men why did you check the box that said you did?!?!?

5 Comments, 92 Views, 9 Votes ,4.28 Score
countryrebellady 60 F
2  Articles
Doing what they tell you that you can do and then getting banned for doing it!   1/23/2009

Below is a what is listed on the front page of this site.Now tell me how we are supposed to do this and not get in trouble, ,this is posted by them, lol.They even have a calender to set up dates, go figure, But if you use any of these words listed below you can get banned from the site, for doing what they tell you to do.I got banned for doing what they said to do, and had to offer an apology ...

3 Comments, 201 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
countryrebellady 60 F
2  Articles
Here today,gone today   1/22/2009

I was on here this morning, and then tried to log in this afternoon and WOW i have no account!I created this one for the time being.Im moderator of 2 sites on here.I havent said any of the banned words, so why am i now amoung the profile is turned off group?????

2 Comments, 48 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
rm_fifty2one 41 F
1  Article
Get over yourself! ! !   1/21/2009

What the fuck is wrong with the men and women out there. Women if you meet a guy from this site guess what he just wants to fuck you. He doesn't want to be your friend or boyfriend or have a fucking relationship. He is picking you up to see if you will help him get his nut off. If you give him a good fuck he may come back for more he may move on to the next horny girl either way don't think its ...

12 Comments, 299 Views, 14 Votes ,1.70 Score
Skeemac 56 M
10  Articles
Great day for America!   1/20/2009

Watching the coverage of this historic day was fantastic...this was truly a great day for America and sends a great message to the world. Congrat's President Obama...we're counting on you!

4 Comments, 83 Views, 10 Votes ,0.40 Score
roxy54sexy 58 F
27  Articles
Warning On Sending Personal Information   1/14/2009

I think it is wise not to give personal information until you have some conversation in emails. The way people complain about fake profiles here. At least wait until after second emails to give personal information. I have been getting some emails sending numbers on the first email. I guess this is my rant here. I put a message under my ideal person saying not to put any information until the ...

5 Comments, 72 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
girlzeena 65 F
39  Articles
Why do you like younger men?   1/13/2009

Long ago I read somewhere and maybe a number of somewhere elses, the reasons why Men perfer youngeer Women.

It had alot to do with looks, younger women just looked better. No wrinkles, no grey hair , no change in figure do to bearing if they had not yet given birth.

I also read, a few times, that the fertility issue comes into play. Once women can no longer have , they lose ...

6 Comments, 222 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
rm_The_magik 33 M
1  Article
OMG I WANT PUSSY!!!   1/10/2009

I'm tired of all this bullshit ppl. I want some real pussy, someone who will blow my mind, I have grown tired of sex and I NEED someone to open me up again. Mmm, I just want someone to make me as Hard as a rock.

3 Comments, 112 Views, 14 Votes
Misbehavn2 55 C
30  Articles
being single what a life   1/10/2009

its kinda funny i hang out with allot of married people and a bunch of us guys will get together to do the lets get fucked up and talk shit thing, you know the gathering the one where they tell me how great it must be to be single how i can just pick up and go anytime or how i can spend my money how i like no one bitching at me or stealing the blankets from me at night, no hassle's care free ...

7 Comments, 141 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
rm_jazzhead05 53 M
9  Articles
good for the goose   1/9/2009

How come it's such a bad thing for Iran to supply weapons to Palestinians but it's ok for America to supply weapons to Isreal?

27 Comments, 250 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
wildcatr27 52 F
11  Articles
why oh why?   1/4/2009

Since December the amount of profiles that are supposedly couples contacting me is amazing and when I say I am not interested in couples, suddenly these people are no longer in a couple and just don't know how to change the profile.

I mean come on how stupid do they think we are. I know the answer really that it is single men thinking they will get further with females if they think they ...

4 Comments, 77 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
oooovv2 57 M
2  Articles
Women getting ready to go out   1/2/2009

Surely the most dangerous time in any relationship. is when your lovely lady is getting ready to go out She will try on all her clothes, eventually deciding to wear the 1st thing she tried on, but only after complaining that all are too small or make her look fat!!!! Not a lot we can say that will help either.

Although, not sure my respnose was right.

I offered 2 options ...

5 Comments, 56 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
rm_SultryVirgo 45 F
1  Article
Your reading comprehension skills   12/29/2008

Here is my bitch of the day, short and sweet.

What posses men to send an email to someone who clearly and in bold letter's states that they are not looking?

I am truly curious as to why this happens.

And for some it's not just one email, it's two or more.

The only thing that I can assume is that they have in fact not read the profile, and yet continue to ...

8 Comments, 217 Views, 17 Votes ,3.83 Score
girlzeena 65 F
39  Articles
Do you look like someone famous?   12/28/2008

I was recently asked by an AdultFriendFinder-er, if I thought I looked like someone famous.

I considered that question for a moment and replied "No, I don't I look like someone famous, but I have been told a number of times that I look like SOMETHING famous"

Naturally the man chatting with me asked me to explain. I did so as follows:

I have been told I look like the following famous ...

3 Comments, 125 Views, 4 Votes ,5.19 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
the santa claus lawsuit.....   12/24/2008

Santa Claus Lawsuit

CHICAGO - The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it was bringing a lawsuit against Santa Claus for violations of the civil rights of . An ACLU spokesman, Mr. E. Scrooge, stated that, "Mr. Claus has been violating 's right to privacy and has been putting that information in a vast database. The information is then used by the law enforcement ...

4 Comments, 36 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
countrygirlfla 70 F
7  Articles
A Lesson To Remember   12/23/2008

Subject: A lesson that should be taught in all schools!

>A lesson that should be taught in all schools! > > Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, > Martha > Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson > High School in > Little Rock , did something not to be forgotten. > > On the first day of school, with the permission of the > school > superintendent, ...

5 Comments, 115 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
What's Up Doc?   12/23/2008

I just realized women with buck teeth can actually give a very good blowjobs! Haha I wonder why. Is it because of that extra frontage they have that provides the extra pleasure?

3 Comments, 46 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Ric_pusslover 47 M
4  Articles
Anyone like the blues?   12/19/2008

I enjoy all genre's but lately I have benn listening to T Model Ford & RL Burnside a bit more. A little more gritty you know? Plus they always have great excerpts on the albums like "Happy GO Lucky Psychopath" & "Heat" respectively. Just a bunch of s-talking I can't necessarily make out but nonetheless it makes me laugh.

3 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes
Ric_pusslover 47 M
4  Articles
Bad Drivers   12/19/2008

I've live in the Northeast, Mid-Atlantic and now the Midwest and I have to say the people here are the worst drivers have seen (no offense Missouran's) as was evidenced by my insurance doubling upon the move out. What the hell is it about people in the center of the country? They're all as nice as can be, good values, etc but I don't know if they are just slow and not paying attention, overly ...

4 Comments, 52 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
alchemyofdesire 50 M
9  Articles
Sexy smell!   12/18/2008

Ok, so let me return to my raunchy ways after that rather 'scholarly' blog entry of yesterday!

I have fantasized about smell. Don't you think human smells are really arousing...? I would like to smell dirty hair that has not been washed for a while...smell the ear lobes, lift them, smell the back of the ear after a hot, sweaty day...lick the dirty ear lobe, and bury my face in smelly ...

8 Comments, 67 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
fantasylife88 47 M
12  Articles
Eye Opening Experiance   12/9/2008

First of all, being a member on this site has been a much better experiance than I ever expected. The air of honesty and the ability to express yourself is tremendous. It is not a bunch of sex driven maniacs looking to come unleashed but more a community of people who although like ...lets say a alteternate or oversexed lifestyle(Sorry if that does not cover everyone), they also converse and ...

1 Comments, 89 Views, 9 Votes ,1.29 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
51 ways to be annoying.....(feel free to add)   12/6/2008

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.

2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would.

4) Act like a hillbilly. Period.

5) Improvise Italian operas.

6) Gossip about someone to ...

4 Comments, 62 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
driving style   12/5/2008

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California

With gun in lap: L.A.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but ...

1 Comments, 37 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
who is really in charge?   12/5/2008

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on ...

4 Comments, 69 Views, 7 Votes ,4.82 Score
liveoutloud101 36 F
1  Article
I don't understand the guys on this site   11/21/2008

I get emails all of the time with spelling errors, grammar errors, and run-on sentences. Don't they understand that their first email is the first impression I get of them? If you are going to go through the trouble to send me an email, at least put some god damned effort into it. Check your spelling (don't rely on spellcheck), check your grammar, and for god's sake learn to use punctuation. ...

22 Comments, 366 Views, 29 Votes ,3.94 Score
DaMaskMan69 45 M
1  Article
Who else is angered by AdultFriendFinder raising prices?   11/20/2008

I am proud to be an American...I'm sure the good majority of you here(Americans, being that this site is international)would agree. I've always agreed with the whole concept of capitalism to make profits and run a healthy business.

The rant I have at this time pertains to the fact that AdultFriendFinder assumes every "paying member" will quietly accept their extreme pricing raises. If you haven't ...

3 Comments, 88 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Giant1966 57 M
18  Articles
WTF!   11/18/2008

Being a Gold not enough, now have to be a VIP too?Paying more for less!WTF!

4 Comments, 106 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
drtyliltrker41 47 F
7  Articles
PICS!!! You Can't See???   11/15/2008

[/COLOR I have 7 0r 8 pics on my profile and 4 I know you can see my entire body and face. So why is the first thing a lot of people want is to see more pics?? Do you think I am going to go *POOF* and turn into something else? Oh Hell No!!! What you see is what you get, today, tomorrow and a month from now, Instead of ...

6 Comments, 146 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
rm_aknowno 48 M
5  Articles
Justice   11/13/2008

Why is it that in the eyes of the law that I was born a lesser parent just because I am male. I have 3 and I love and adore all three of them, and would gladly sacrifice my life to save any one of theirs. Unfortunately their mother(s) and I couldn't live with one another, so the legal system took over. Now the state has tried to turn me into a number. A number with a $ in the front and a .00 on ...

11 Comments, 118 Views, 14 Votes ,6.50 Score
Yummy4You75 47 F
1  Article
Camming   11/11/2008

Well, I've become addicted to going on cam on here when I'm bored in the evenings! I am, however, beginning to wonder why I've become addicted to it. Sure..I love teasing and whatnot, but the comments one gets on the Instant Messenger is a good way to turn a person off of camming.

Yes, I realize that this is going to happen, it's inevitable. I'm going to rant about it ...

4 Comments, 147 Views, 13 Votes ,1.30 Score
Catnip_3Jane 46 C
1  Article
I give up, almost   11/11/2008

Watching the news lately I have tried to think like an independant conscious person, made an effort to investigate, fact check, use a critical eye to see through the hype and canned political soup we are spoonfed every day. Just today I was struck by the fact that the impression our country makes right now in the world is one of cartoonish impotence and it pisses me off. Caricatures of "real ...

4 Comments, 94 Views, 16 Votes ,1.36 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Change we can believe in for sure !   11/8/2008

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them ...

15 Comments, 295 Views, 61 Votes ,3.61 Score
Sidney69 61 M
9  Articles
Young Black America...No More Excuses!   11/6/2008

2 days ago, we all bore witness to history! The United States of America chose a black man to be the 44th President! A man whose story echoes that of so many black youth today. Born into a broken home, absent father, raised by a single mother & grandparents, seduced by the influences of drugs, alcohol, and the streets. Sound familiar?

Yet he overcame all this, and by hard work, ...

22 Comments, 477 Views, 39 Votes ,0.79 Score
rm_jazzhead05 53 M
9  Articles
Ranting indeed...   11/5/2008

Let me draw your attention to a fine example of political debate. This is a well reasoned and articulate piece of prose which demonstrates quite clearly that an astute and deep political thinker is at work. The facts are clearly laid out and carefully analysed and an irrefutable conclusion reached with beautiful elegance. There is no petty name calling or abusive language, no sweeping ...

11 Comments, 281 Views, 42 Votes
VOTING on FACTS - NOT on Emotions!!!!   11/3/2008

Do you want a president that makes fun of a working man?

Obama makes fun of Joe the plumber - misquoting that a mere plumber cannot make $250, 000 a year.. No, most cannot.. But Joe the plumber was talking about a plumbing business which CAN..Joe embarrassed Obama because Obama didn't realize he was on camera. and Mr Joe asked a right question that no one had dare asked him; OR was it ...

23 Comments, 597 Views, 41 Votes ,5.59 Score
Sidney69 61 M
9  Articles
Sarah Palin's Bedtime Prayer   10/31/2008

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray that god will make me veep

And let me keep these fancy clothes

Not send me back to Eskimos

I don't know why the gotcha press

Is mocking me; I must confess

I hate them and their snooty looks

Their smirking 'cause I don't read books

Don't they know I'm a beauty queen

Who can kill a ...

20 Comments, 315 Views, 41 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The CHANGE ! ! !   10/30/2008

I believe I want to try and keep my freedom, my sanity, my guns and my money.

Some of you can keep "THE CHANGE."

33 Comments, 564 Views, 75 Votes ,5.42 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
'Twas the night before election!   10/29/2008

'Twas the night before elections And all through the town, Tempers were flaring emotions up and down! I, in my bathrobe with a in my lap, I cut off the TV tired of political crap. When all of a sudden there arose such a noise I peered out my window saw Obama and his boys, They had come for my wallet, they wanted my pay, to give to the others who had not worked a day. He snatched up my money ...

40 Comments, 579 Views, 70 Votes ,5.38 Score
girlzeena 65 F
39  Articles
The Computer Guy   10/27/2008

I have had a certain computer savvy gentleman attending to my computer woes for quite some time.

He is very good but rather pricey, so I had been fortuante to be able to trade sexual favors for his computer service.

But the problem now is that since I turned 50, he will only take CASH!!

No lie!

4 Comments, 364 Views, 21 Votes ,0.28 Score
girlzeena 65 F
39  Articles
And to think that I heard it on AdultFriendFinder.....   10/26/2008

I recently had two experiences with AdultFriendFinder members that I feel that I should share....

1) I am uncertain as to how I found her... she was an incredible beauty, young and a small size. I admired the outfit that she was posing in, it was a black bra with black panties and some sort of black leather criss-crossing her abodmen. She was small but that outfit was tinier. I was convinced that she ...

3 Comments, 341 Views, 23 Votes
drtyliltrker41 47 F
7  Articles
1 Liner e-mails DO NOT get RESPECT   10/26/2008

Why do people think a 1 liner e-mail is going to grab your attention and make a person jump for joy?? Well, it just pisses me plum off and makes me send another rude 1 liner back asking them if they know what the word FINESSE means!!! Look the meaning up and apply it to your messaging capabilities. These 1 liner ...

8 Comments, 155 Views, 17 Votes ,1.85 Score
rm_jazzhead05 53 M
9  Articles
McCain has the knowledge!   10/22/2008

John McCain is now telling everyone that he can get Osama Bin Laden because he knows how to do it. How come he's kept this very useful knowledge to himself and not let his buddy George W. in on the secret? America has been waiting 7 years to get Bin Laden and all the time John McCain knew how to get him but kept quiet about it till now. Does anyone believe him?

17 Comments, 312 Views, 45 Votes
gashapon2 54 M
38  Articles
Preference and prejudice   10/20/2008

Due to my ignorance, I have put my foot in my mouth and people’s feet in my ass. Regarding interracial dating (especially that involves Asian individual), I now understand that people have preferences. There is no logical explanation for preferences. If a woman prefer to see people outside their own race, they have every right to do so, which doesn’t mean they are ashamed of ...

7 Comments, 171 Views, 16 Votes ,1.66 Score
Colin Powell Swings To Obama..   10/19/2008

Some say they were not shocked when he endorsed Obama. I was - but why? He is a basic turncoat, in my humble opinion.. He sees color and votes for that.

HE is the one who stood up and supported invading Iraq.. then ran when the going got tough. Sure makes you want Obama or Powell in the same fox hole with you, if there was real problems in the military direction.

Oh well - ...

29 Comments, 605 Views, 49 Votes ,5.21 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
FIX THIS SITE! - I know 100% a troll that blocks responders!   10/15/2008

Yea ole E-Pole troll boy boy blocked me for saying, "Again? Aw geez!

He sure knows how to fix that function don't he?


26 Comments, 411 Views, 57 Votes ,2.14 Score
RadcliffTB 34 M
0  Articles
Qeustion!?   10/14/2008

How can I explain the way I think? That is a good question because my whole life I have never been able to answer that question. For awhile I thought I was crazy just because I couldn't explain why I thought these things why I questioned everything why I didn't just accept god and Jesus as my lord and savior and take Christianity as my religion and my beliefs. It didn't make sense to me why god ...

2 Comments, 56 Views, 5 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Seeing the future?   10/8/2008

I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. ...

23 Comments, 276 Views, 55 Votes ,5.51 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Politics!   10/2/2008

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well , let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.


22 Comments, 292 Views, 53 Votes ,4.18 Score
MyHeartLost4U 59 M
12  Articles
Even AdultFriendFinder and the Contest are filled with Hypocrisy....   9/29/2008

Just like politics I have watched as how this site of Various Inc. is filled with hypocrisy.

I watch every contest that is held on this site and especially the Photo entry period has concludedwhich there been 2 and both times I have watched how the finalist are chosen.

I am a member of the Official Events Group and even brought this up twice in that group since being a member of how the finalist are not ...

23 Comments, 538 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The greatest weight loss plan in the world !   9/26/2008

Here it is;

Keep your god damn fucking mouth shut !

34 Comments, 657 Views, 59 Votes ,1.70 Score
winnipegjewel13 44 F
10  Articles
Lay down with dogs........   9/22/2008

and get up with fleas. Ever heard that expression? I think it is one of the truer ones. Do you think people can/should be judged by the company they keep? I do. I would never steal. I will put money away if a customer forgets it, turn in wallets that are found, etc. If a store clerk gives me too much change, I will tell her. So lets say I make a new friend, and she has lots of friends who steal ...

7 Comments, 222 Views, 15 Votes ,3.28 Score
MyHeartLost4U 59 M
12  Articles
Them Testings   9/21/2008


14 Comments, 197 Views, 21 Votes

MyHeartLost4U 59 M
12  Articles
Looking For an LTR??? You MOFO's Need To Leave (!!!) This is a Sex and Swingers Site Damn It (!!!)   9/21/2008

There are many sites that all connect into this site with different description phrases other than "The World's Largest Sex & Swinger Personals Community" such as which uses the phrase of "Sexy personals for passionate singles".

What I find is so funny is reading comments in the magazine sections and advice lines of members saying "I'd like to see ...

31 Comments, 883 Views, 39 Votes ,2.91 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
What a disgrace !   9/20/2008


33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language on June 6, 2007. On Wed. 6 June 2007 23:35:23 - 0500 Colonel Harry Riley , USA , Ret. wrote: Senators: Your vote against an ...

16 Comments, 301 Views, 48 Votes ,4.89 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
mans journey   9/19/2008

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with ...

8 Comments, 84 Views, 13 Votes ,1.63 Score
Tired of Men Who Can't Handle Rejection   9/19/2008

Hello Everyone:

This is about a little fat man who cannot handle rejection. Why do you approach someone that is out of your league? Why when your only going to be rejected. Then you turn into stalkers and you follow that person til your arrested for stalking. Why, little fat man?

Why can't you take no for an answer and move on to an little fat woman that's in your league. ...

8 Comments, 210 Views, 29 Votes ,0.53 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.   9/19/2008

actual warning labels on actual products.... are people really this stupid....(unfortunatly) 1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

2. On a bag of Fritos: ...

4 Comments, 68 Views, 12 Votes ,3.68 Score
rm_doubledcpl 38 C
2  Articles
Whats up with no shows?   9/13/2008

Well this is the second saturday in a row we where supposed to meet some one and they stood us up. Why if you make dates, do you not have a little common courteous to at least call someone and tell them that you are not going to make it? Why do they leave you hanging? Do they think you are not that important? You know we could have been somewhere else with someone else. Its just a bunch of BS. ...

11 Comments, 174 Views, 15 Votes ,6.04 Score
sarah palin good for america   9/13/2008

i say she is not

19 Comments, 302 Views, 25 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
interesting tid bits.....(yes i have tried number 30...its true)   9/13/2008

1. Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden" ... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

2. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

3. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

4. Men ...

2 Comments, 62 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
hmmmmmm...?   9/13/2008

1. How many 3-cent stamps in a dozen? a. 3 b. 4 c. 12 d. 6

2. You're the pilot of an airplane that travels from New York to Chicago - a distance of 800 miles. The ai.rplane travels at 200 m.p.h. and makes one stop for 30 minutes. What is the pilot's name? a. There is information missing. b. You can't tell from the question. ...

6 Comments, 68 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
slants on life......   9/13/2008

1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

2. Life is sexually transmitted.

3. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

4. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.

5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a ...

2 Comments, 29 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
rm_pm0n3y 37 M
1  Article
Kissing a girl after she gives you a blowjob.   9/12/2008

Apparently many women believe that if a man kisses her after he blows a load in her mouth he really loves her. This makes me sick. Im not putting my mouth anywhere next to where my sperm was recently squirt. Nuff said.

13 Comments, 254 Views, 24 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
" I GOT BLOWN"......   9/9/2008

and now that the winds have died down.....

i have survived hurricane "gustav" with my home, propperty , and life basically intact. unlike earlier predictions, there was no 26 foot tidal surge, and "gustav" was a weak catagory 3 on landfall...highest sustained winds in my area were 105 mph. now hurrican "IKE" area may get lucky and misss the bulk of this one.texas may not ...

7 Comments, 76 Views, 8 Votes ,0.47 Score
boa6t9r 61 M
2  Articles
The profile says couple but..........................   9/7/2008

anyone ever notice how a profile says their a couple, but come to find out that the only info filled out is his. Is that normal or what, I am in that dilemma right now, got a "couple" wanting to meet, but only his pro is filled out. Sounds like a fake to me.

9 Comments, 119 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
meatloves69 54 M
12  Articles
freak out.   9/4/2008

i got attitude

8 Comments, 136 Views, 13 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Getting a bomb dropped on ya ! ?   9/2/2008

Ok, no more arguing from me, ok? I thought I would ask this here for a little insight because I'm sure this truthful story wouldn't go over too well in the advice line for some reason. I may change my mind about that. So this is of a serious nature.

Anyways: Kinda long but bear with it; About 3 weeks ago I found out something that was ...

14 Comments, 371 Views, 45 Votes ,3.60 Score
rm_SultryVirgo 45 F
1  Article
I don't think so dammit!   8/31/2008

God this subject comes up time and again around here and on other sites I'm on and I am SO fed up with people being this fucking ignorant.

Listen up you twats that THINK that all straight men want their cocks sucked by another man, listen up all you lesbians that think I want my pussy licked by you, and listen up all those who are bi sexual and think everyone else is too!

Dammit ...

15 Comments, 500 Views, 34 Votes ,6.48 Score
hotwitch2 41 T
5  Articles
i don't understand   8/31/2008

you know, i've been here for years and have never cared much about points, kudos, etc. i just placed my 16th question last week on the AL. no big deal. i've only got about 30 people on my friend list. but i just don't understand the rules about getting a trophy. i just came across a profile that the couple only joined AdultFriendFinder recently. 90% of their profile says, prefer not to say, and they have a ...

11 Comments, 224 Views, 8 Votes ,4.64 Score
ncsupafreakz 52 M
1  Article
She Said A Mouthfull Without One Word!!!   8/30/2008

For years I have been looked at as odd by the women I've dated and even my ex-wife for not being able to cum from receiving a blow job. Try and try they have, many gave a valiant effort, but to no avail. Alas, the woman I am currently seeing has accomplished three times in less than a few months what the others could not in my thirty-six years of life. She's #1, she's #1!!! Had I not already seen ...

5 Comments, 115 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Smiling faces, sometimes!   8/26/2008

ala, Temptations;

"Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend. Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within.

Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes. They don't tell the truth uh. Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof

Remember a smile is just a frown turned upside down. My friend let me tell you, Smiling ...

20 Comments, 399 Views, 55 Votes ,5.26 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Pals !   8/21/2008


Pals among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called ...

14 Comments, 242 Views, 43 Votes ,5.12 Score
BennyAndajetz 49 M
1  Article
How many profiles do you need?!   8/21/2008

daddyshome55, honest_jester, ruefuljester, romanticjester, romanticjester1, wistfuljester and many profiles does one troll need?

26 Comments, 987 Views, 65 Votes ,6.56 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
just a lil rant (forwarded)something to think about...   8/21/2008


Gas rationing in the 70's worked even though we grumbled about it. It might even have been good for us!

Are you aware that the Saudis are boycotting American products?

Should n't we return the favor? Can't we take control of our own destiny and let these giant oil importers know ...

4 Comments, 59 Views, 17 Votes ,2.14 Score
fould4u 63 M
3  Articles
Taste   8/18/2008

I don't know if anyone has come across this problem but i thought i would ask now i love eating pussy and it seems that some women probably because no one has said anything before without thinking spray perfume or fiminine hygene spray on their pussy before meeting with someone. Now i don't know about the rest of you guys and girls but most perfumes and sprays taste really bad and it totally ...

2 Comments, 175 Views, 25 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Psychics!   8/18/2008

Why do psychics have to ask you your name if they know everything?

Do you use psychics or do they use you?

12 Comments, 247 Views, 41 Votes ,4.49 Score
fould4u 63 M
3  Articles
Guts or stupidity   8/18/2008

Well i was chatting with someone on xmatch IM when the subjest of a meeting came up and i was all for it until i heard the rules i had to pay for a hotel room then drive over and pick them up at their house then drive back to the hotel room have sex then drive them home again now i don't know about the rest of you but this seems to me to be odd if im at your house anyhow whats with the hotel ...

6 Comments, 109 Views, 20 Votes
fould4u 63 M
3  Articles
Any real people here   8/15/2008

I have been on this site for a few years mostly as a paying member until just this month when i let it lapse and the thing that has got me wondering is does anyone really meet here or is just a place where cybersex is the norm i have talked to a lot of folks here and the only people that want to meet in person seem to live on the other side of the planet or its someone wanting cash (thats out ) ...

4 Comments, 94 Views, 19 Votes ,0.22 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
School answering machine!   8/15/2008

No wonder some people were offended!

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their schooltelephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their 'sabsences and missing homework. ...

12 Comments, 263 Views, 38 Votes ,3.65 Score
gingerflavor 59 F
6  Articles
Chat Room Etiquette   8/12/2008

I'm sure other articles have been written on this subject. I'm amazed at the way people have been acting lately in the Carolinas chat room. A lot of people use that, and it seems to have a large number of members in it at any one time... 100 to 150 usually.

First of all, your parents should have taught you that if you can't say something nice, you shouldn't say it. If you don't like ...

6 Comments, 98 Views, 19 Votes ,1.01 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Urine test !   8/12/2008

I have to pass a urine test for my job... and I agree with this, 100%!

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a Job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the Government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, and like I said before, I have no problem with this.

What I do have a problem with is the ...

18 Comments, 342 Views, 49 Votes ,4.86 Score
chickmag69 48 M
5  Articles
Instant Messenger Sucks   8/12/2008

When is AdultFriendFinder going to get their instant messaging working properly!! I can never get any messages through to anyone. Also, maybe AdultFriendFinder will get rid of all these "fake" profiles that are trying to solicit you to another site!!

3 Comments, 54 Views, 12 Votes ,1.39 Score
8  Articles
Shouldn't Be Tolerated   8/8/2008

For the most part AdultFriendFinder is a good site and a great way to meet people. But they need to start not tolerating certain things... Racism & Sexism and being discriminating shouldn't be tolerated on AdultFriendFinder!! People that flood the Magazine Articles and Advice Lines with Racist/Sexist remarks shouldn't be tolerated and should automatically get banned when they post that kind of crap!!! It is ...

26 Comments, 506 Views, 46 Votes ,4.81 Score
colomountainmn 64 C
5  Articles
Just looking for a friend Right Now....   8/6/2008

So my man and i want a fairly attractive, reasonably skilled SINGLE, WHITE(regardless of what he tells you) FEMALE to join us for a night of carnal fucking!!! We have looked at dozens and dozens of profiles and sent out an equal number of emails to women that claimed they were looking for a SW couple man and woman for the same. NOT ONE of them (that actually responded) were really looking for ...

3 Comments, 113 Views, 31 Votes
snuffy692 45 M
4  Articles
What is wrong with this site?   8/4/2008

Why is it that I see that I have a new message and respond to it and move on to look at something else and when I go back to my home page, it shows that I have the same message and seems as though I haven't responded to it? Anyone else having this problem?

3 Comments, 59 Views, 16 Votes
Stupid sign   8/3/2008

I put this on my blog, but it's just too much fun not to share it with the rest of you. I drove past a construction site in my hometown today, and while waiting at a traffic light noticed a sign at a certain spot at the site that proclaimed it was a "No Electrocution Zone". So, does that mean they don't care if their construction workers get electrocuted somewhere else on the site? Are their ...

4 Comments, 135 Views, 20 Votes ,1.59 Score
snuffy692 45 M
4  Articles
What's wrong with a FWB relationship anyway?   8/3/2008

I know that somewhere along the line I have mentioned this before but, is there really anything wrong with a FWB relationship? I know that life-long buddies and friends from childhood that seems like to last forever are one thing but, given the situation, some"close" friends can satisify one anothers attractions without any hang-ups, right? Does it not keep things more simple rather than getting ...

3 Comments, 70 Views, 12 Votes
rm_xDandJx 34 C
1  Article
Non-responders   8/2/2008

Oh my god! I know there's been a million fucking of these but shit! I'm really startin to get pissed here with some of these people. I mean shit, if your profile says you want this, this, and that, then hey look at us, shit! We throw what you want right in your face, you read the damn e-mail and you just never respond. Nice. At least I'm nice enough to respond even to people we don't want at ...

6 Comments, 127 Views, 29 Votes
Giant1966 57 M
18  Articles
Been awhile!   7/29/2008

Haven't ranted in awhile, my beef is, my area, some women and couples want groups of men for Gang Bang, but I don't see too many football teams here.If females and couple want to gang bang, why don't they invite the men they are interested in for a party;at home or hotel or outdoor, whatever flips there switch.Most don't want to meet a single person, but also don't to make arrangement to set up a ...

3 Comments, 67 Views, 19 Votes
Please update your profile.   7/28/2008

I first came to this site about 4 years ago, stayed about 2 years then left and recently returned. I see profile pics that I remember from 4 years ago. Did these folks lose their camera, or do they think they haven't aged in 4 years? Another thing is profiles that say "New to this" or something similar, and they have been here since early 2007. You aren't new any longer, so change it. Hopefully ...

20 Comments, 296 Views, 22 Votes ,0.12 Score
what the fuck!   7/25/2008

okay.... what in the fuck is going on? people get kicked off because the have an opinion! but then the dip shits that help get them kicked off get to stay... why because the complain to much! so.... complainers... have value?

when you go out to eat and complain about the food.... how much spit do you actually eat?

okay I know some of the dip shits that have been kicked off ...

23 Comments, 462 Views, 45 Votes ,4.40 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Alabama corn fed boy!   7/23/2008

It was announced today, that the county police near a shitty gaabie little town in Alabama found a man's body in a hog troff.

They describe him as having a beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly ass, no teeth and a small dick and a corn cob and a computer mouse up his ass.

Let us all know if you're OK won't you boy?

"Tell um Gomer says hey! Shazam!"


31 Comments, 2130 Views, 48 Votes ,2.54 Score
swankalicious 37 M
1  Article
wasting time   7/22/2008

why is it dat there are so many fake profiles on this site. they just waste your time, when you try 2 enquire about them an post 1 word/1 lines or things dat dont make no damn sense at all. i think dat when fake profiles are found they should be terminated without notice.

6 Comments, 103 Views, 24 Votes
rm_BigTaz786 35 M
3  Articles
Any chance of a reply!!!!!!   7/17/2008

Ive been on the site for about a month.

Have spoken to and met some really nice people.

Everytime i receive an email, im always polite enough to send back a nice respectful response.

However, sometimes if I send a message, I dont receive one back or even an aknowledgement to say thanks but no thanks...

I think that is plain pants and just rude, at the end of ...

4 Comments, 67 Views, 11 Votes ,0.36 Score
getdown1st 68 C
213  Articles
outraged about the gay, lesbian news....   7/15/2008

Do YOU Remember a year and a half ago....

on the news they stated that there are 2600 ("that they know of", lol) gays & lesbians serving our country? they failed to count the bi's? they dont count? my guess, they have no concept what Bi is!!!!! or where they fall into (government confusion)! 1200 so far have been dismissed because they were open about it. "a whole infantry". a married ...

2 Comments, 60 Views, 17 Votes
whoisagentj 50 M
1  Article
My Declaration...   7/15/2008

I wrote this for the 4th of July and some people on my blog seemed to like it so I figured I'd post it here. Tell me what you think. I'd love to here it. It's a bit dated now, since it's after the 4th, but I still think it's a fun read. At least, that's my opinion...

My Declaration of Independance

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for myself to ...

4 Comments, 55 Views, 15 Votes ,1.14 Score
rm_jackgaze1 39 M
1  Article
zombies   7/15/2008

You have to know about the Solanum virus. It's a serious threat that needs to be addressed. The Solanum virus attacks the frontal lobe of the brain reproducing itself into a new organ. This kills then re-animates the host, you may know these to be "zombies". Be on guard and be prepared for any time of attack.

8 Comments, 110 Views, 18 Votes
roxy54sexy 58 F
27  Articles
The Immaturity   7/14/2008

I like to mention the immaturity on this site. It seems where ever I go there is immaturity somewhere? I am not sure if anyone else has the same problem. I mentioned this is my blog about certain subjects of the level of disrespectful and meanness towards me. Why do I have this feeling? Because I know it is there? Not everyone is going to get along or like me which is ok with me. Just give the ...

8 Comments, 163 Views, 16 Votes ,4.30 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
A joke or not!   7/12/2008

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving North or South. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"

The man says, "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Obama, Rosie O'Donnell, Oprah Winfry, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. ...

22 Comments, 257 Views, 50 Votes ,5.04 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Write in candidate for President!   7/10/2008

Write in campaign for Maxine: ***************************** Here we are discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008. Well, I have my own candidate and I'm sure that once you know who I'm voting for, you will also agree.

For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. My ...

16 Comments, 151 Views, 33 Votes ,2.41 Score
9% rating.. COME on you Left Wingers..   7/8/2008

Congress has 9% rating for law making.. the lowest in the history of our country.. AND they are pointing the finger at President Bush? When I criticized Congress I was almost tared and feathered(gee can you see me running around with all those feathers?) I want to rant.. I want to rave..and I will..

What I have learned about politicians..

1. A man can get the Noble Prize and ...

13 Comments, 195 Views, 24 Votes ,2.56 Score
wannabewild60 63 F
9  Articles
Learn To Be a Gentleman!   7/8/2008

Why should you learn how to be a gentleman? Today’s society has become more and more informal. While in some ways that is a good thing, in the process men have lost any know-how on simple manners and etiquette. There are four benefits of being a gentleman: 1; Being a gentleman earns you respect. People respect those that respect them. A gentleman is respectful to everyone they meet. ...

3 Comments, 144 Views, 23 Votes ,4.76 Score
rm_Whattup1010 31 M
10  Articles
LALALA   7/6/2008

I'm trying to find ways of connecting and possibly getting a fuck buddy pretty much.... Any one up for it?

13 Comments, 145 Views, 22 Votes
lickUallovertwo 61 M
4  Articles
why   7/5/2008

why is it that when you chat with someone and things are going good, you wait to chat again then all of a sudden you get ignored?

4 Comments, 74 Views, 10 Votes ,1.00 Score
rm_gIllicit 61 M
6  Articles
Getting serious for a minute....   6/30/2008

I am not one to usually step out of my little box and rant and rave about what is happening around me. Especially when it involves other's personal lives and relationships. I normally listen from the outside and just keep my opinion to myself. But this weekend my best friend and my 's best friend (all of 17 years old) got beaten up by their boyfriends. My friend, ...

8 Comments, 162 Views, 11 Votes ,1.67 Score
rm_Honey1gent 71 M
8  Articles
Don't bother to read this.   6/30/2008

Now I know why there are so many entries in the articles section of this site which appear to be totally pointless.

For myself, I prefer to keep my activities on a one to one basis and am active using the email section to communicate with other members and to find out about them.

But, in order to fulfill some administrators idea of what an active member should do it appear that ...

6 Comments, 65 Views, 12 Votes ,0.68 Score
rm_Conniie 47 F
1  Article
Should Handicap Mental Drivers get a Handicap Plate   6/29/2008

Don't get me wrong I love stupid people, and God loved them too because he made so many of them. but just because you are stupid should we {the state} give you a handicap plate? You know the one with the wheelchair on it. So often I am passed by a speed demon with one of these plates and I wonder if they wrecked before and want to end their life because they failed before. So I tracked down one ...

7 Comments, 175 Views, 30 Votes
AmericanBaronin 58 F
1  Article
Dear Penthouse,   6/28/2008

Dear Penthouse,

This could be used as a submission for any of the cum drenched kinky fuck-a-slut quasi-contests so worthy that even I will not detail them out because it's so unnecessary with the amazing ease to find them all as they are shoved in to several holes made readily available by the site in the list for real blogs. All that is fantas...

22 Comments, 335 Views, 36 Votes ,1.25 Score
Shaking my Head   6/27/2008

I'm relatively new at this posting stuff, but have been reading and commenting for some time now. I enjoy reading all the different points of view, some I agree with and some I dont, but what amazes me is how some people seems to delight in voting "I Disagree" with no thought behind it. Now like I said, I dont always agree with what someone has said, but if it is a legitimate, clearly thought ...

26 Comments, 316 Views, 25 Votes ,3.02 Score
rm_NE1469_915 46 M
1  Article
FWB/ NSA- a conundrum   6/26/2008

I was recently in a discussion with another member about the idea of friends with benefits and no strings attached. I am now wiser to the fact that if there are no strings then there is no friendship. For it is the friendship that now puts emotional attachment into the relationship. I have come to the conclusion that casual sex among two people is much better to say than FWB. ...

3 Comments, 76 Views, 13 Votes ,1.30 Score
Azaruna 46 C
2  Articles
Testimonials that are SHIT   6/22/2008

OK, this is getting on our nerves now. Why do so many people on the site think that a testimonial from people who has neve met them, make them look better?

EXAMPLE: This is one HOT and sexy couple with great pictures, hope to swap pics and have fun.

Tell us something we don't know or let us make ...

21 Comments, 199 Views, 22 Votes ,1.20 Score
Builder_Bob1 65 M
2  Articles
Dirty Thirty   6/20/2008

What happened to the Dirty Thirty Chat room? A lot of good people there.

3 Comments, 49 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
AdultFriendFinder spell check feature.   6/18/2008

It's nice that AdultFriendFinder provides a spell check feature for those of us who like to use it. One thing I find annoying is that it does not recognize, nor can you tell it to add, commonly used abbreviations associated with online dating. Abbreviations to describe a person, such as DWM or MWM, BBW, come up as errors. Even AdultFriendFinder comes up as an error! The same spell check feature is used anywhere on the site ...

3 Comments, 37 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Being blocked in Rants and Raves!   6/17/2008

Now how ridiculus is that in this section?

Stick blocking y'all? I'm blocked!


Who else?

Sound off!

34 Comments, 387 Views, 41 Votes ,6.45 Score
imsohorny19822 33 F
31  Articles
Stupid pickup emails!   6/16/2008

I can believe some men, women and couples can be so crude. I admit i am a fairly open minded person, but do guys think that when we open an email from them saying "you wanna screw me" that we find it appealing???

Or even better yet, the one i got the other day "I want to suck your clit till you cum over my face". Yeah, that just makes me want to meet you.

Some more interesting ...

9 Comments, 109 Views, 19 Votes ,2.20 Score
imsohorny19822 33 F
31  Articles
Inactive profiles   6/16/2008

Whats the go with AdultFriendFinder not removing profiles from the site?

People whom i have known since i joined still show as active members, even though they havent been online in over two years!

I think that AdultFriendFinder needs to pull their fingers out and do something about it.

I think that if someone hasn't logged onto their profile in excess of 3 months that the profile should be made ...

7 Comments, 68 Views, 14 Votes ,3.14 Score
imsohorny19822 33 F
31  Articles
Bling   6/16/2008

Seen as others aren't entitled to leave a reply in the original post seen as the prick who wrote it keeps deleting everyones opinions on the matter i thought i would post it again so that others can have their right to reply as they want!!!

To quote EcstasyStick:-

"Hey Penthouse you should get rid of this bling feature. This is not a damn web design or artwork site. The large ...

7 Comments, 83 Views, 16 Votes ,4.45 Score
Letter to EcstasyStick,   6/16/2008

There is an option on here where, IF you post a subject and then don't like what a person says, you may delete their post..

A person who talks of BLINGS and PENTHOUSE old profiles..then cannot take what people write and deletes - you must be an old worn out left winger..doing a last hoorah!!..

First, BLINGS are none of your don't have to look.. or use them.. as far ...

12 Comments, 171 Views, 18 Votes ,5.17 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
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Barack.....My fellow Americans;   6/13/2008

My fellow Americans;

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also ...

32 Comments, 288 Views, 41 Votes ,5.51 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Official U.S. Government Announcement !   6/9/2008

The U.S. Government said today it was changing it's emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the Government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security when you are actually getting screwed.

It just doesn't get more accurate than ...

12 Comments, 110 Views, 34 Votes ,5.31 Score
Why so judgemental   6/7/2008

I've posted a few stories on here in the erotic stories section. When I wrote about my wife and another man together without me joining in, just watching. I got bashed ruthlessly about being unmasculine and whimpy. Why is it on a site like this that some seem you become less of a man because you don't join in if your wife is with someone else. Would really appreciate others view on this. Thanks

5 Comments, 149 Views, 15 Votes ,2.21 Score
Is It Possible - Obama?   6/5/2008

I would like to ask the people here.. IF Senator Obama becomes President, will you be able to get behind him and do everything you can to help him success?

Quite frankly, I did not dream in a million years he would get this far.. However, I love my country and want to do everything possible to make our president a success..

Tip my hat to Obama.. You go!!!! but I still think his ...

42 Comments, 429 Views, 20 Votes ,3.12 Score
Fit   6/3/2008

We met a couple whom proclaimed to be fit and work out daily. we have nothing against any shape but we do have something against dishonesty. We met the couple, and lets just say that they were nothing near fit. The thing that gets us upset is the lack of honesty. If a person can lie about a small things such as being fit or not. Then how much more so the big things, such as being disease free

8 Comments, 185 Views, 22 Votes ,2.05 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
love is....   6/2/2008

ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said good-bye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly ...

2 Comments, 32 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
josmith5 61 M
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.


First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ...

4 Comments, 89 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
shit happens   6/2/2008

In the Beginning was The Plan And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without form And the Plan was completely without substance And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers And the Workers spoke amongst themselves, saying "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh." And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth, "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor ...

2 Comments, 10 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
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Milka Duno, Hot, hot hot!?   5/31/2008

Any of you watch the Indy 500? Is driver Milka Duno (a 36 year old ex-model) hot or not?

What about the other two gals in the Indy 500? Fisher and Patrick?

You can type her name in and see pictures of her.

16 Comments, 165 Views, 35 Votes ,4.56 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
slightly funny.....   5/30/2008

THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return. Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my or not for years. They are evil and expensive. It's only fair, since they are minors and not my responsbility, that the government (who evidently is taxing me more to care ...

1 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes
rm_VigorousVic 39 M
1  Article
Profiles which are lacking info./ The best men are looking but what do they see?   5/29/2008

There is a trend that I've noticed in most women's profiles. They tell one or two sentences about themselves, but they all say basically the same thing. It seems to me that any man on this site could believe he has what it takes since they leave the most vague descriptions, leaving so much to the imagination that any man could picture that what this woman wrote describes him. This is why she ...

3 Comments, 41 Views, 2 Votes
rm_dodger7645 48 F
2  Articles
Where did you go?   5/28/2008

This is just a rant. Thought I would get that out right up front for those of you who want to stop reading can do so now. This is for men and any women who do it I guess. Why is it that you can chat with someone online for two or three hours and then all of a sudden during a conversation the person disappears. This has happened twice and I don't understand. Do you feel the conversation is ...

20 Comments, 275 Views, 17 Votes ,1.85 Score
Jump up on it   5/24/2008

Come on now, just do it ... grab it, want it

4 Comments, 45 Views, 7 Votes
rm_superkink29 44 C
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Clarity On Marital Status'   5/23/2008

I firmly believe in the right to privacy/discretion, but some things need to be shared with potential partners, regardless of whether it is for a one night stand or longterm hook up...YOUR MARITAL STATUS!!! The person or persons you are trying to hook up with deserve to know if there might be possible relationship drama (i.e. jealous/psycho mate that may not be aware of your extracirricular ...

5 Comments, 73 Views, 10 Votes ,4.78 Score
baileylr1971 52 M
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be more open   5/21/2008

I can see that many are not open enough to try things with people outside their norm. I have to admit that when I was in my early and twenties...I wouldn't give a person in their thirties a second look. I thought it was unatrractive for someone so young as my self to have relations with older people. I changed my tune when I was twenty-seven and had a experience of a life time with a forty ...

1 Comments, 33 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Another AdultFriendFinder Glitch   5/20/2008

Lately, when looking at the "who's online" section, when I move the cursor to the little "info" icon, where it shows details about the member who is pictured, without exception, where it says "distance", it says 5914 miles away, even if it's someone I know to be local.

This is a royal pain in the butt, since I then have to click on that person's profile to see how far away they ...

2 Comments, 61 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
sigh...only in california   5/17/2008

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at ...

1 Comments, 41 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
only god knows why   5/17/2008

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope won, they would have to leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged, but wise Rabbi ...

1 Comments, 21 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
josmith5 61 M
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inspired by a horses ass   5/17/2008

The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by English expatriates. Why did the English people build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad ...

6 Comments, 62 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
__Maria__ 57 F
3  Articles
Do you like those annoying internet copy and paste posts and/or articles?   5/13/2008

Too many bloggers just post endlessly internet copy and pastes of the most annoying topics. Their whole intention is just to fill their localities blogs listings. I found this very abusive. If their goal is to attract comments, they are not succeeding.

Do you like these type of bloggers and/or articles writers?


5 Comments, 143 Views, 20 Votes ,3.89 Score
makeumoan1111 37 M
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why not?   5/12/2008

As requested by a few, and you know who you are...

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a ...

4 Comments, 99 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
sunday morning   5/12/2008

....another sunday morning....the quiet time.....time to sit still...time to reflect on the week past, to review.the weekends partying is tomorrow and a new week starts, and melts into the month, which becomes the year. .yes a new a new century, but halfway through the decade rushes past so fast, yet this morning seems so slow so relaxed, a hint of ...

1 Comments, 13 Views, 1 Votes
Why does every holiday have a disease?   5/11/2008

This was Mother's Day, and as has been the case for the last decade or so, a certain element feels a need to interrupt our holiday with the reality of certain DEATH we all face. For Mother's Day, it's breast cancer. For Father's Day, it's prostate cancer. For Thanksgiving, it's obesity. For Christmas, it's homelessness. It seems every holiday we celebrate these days there are those out there ...

4 Comments, 77 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
josmith5 61 M
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technologically challanged   5/9/2008

Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there's still hope:

1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover ...

3 Comments, 40 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
Galaxy2999 40 M
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MY Previous Relationship   5/9/2008

Well it all started 3 months after I graduated from high school when I met my previous girlfriend. I was talking on the CB radio ( Citizen Band radio ) at the time, I met her step dad but never knew, its funny how fate takes control of you when you don't know it.

Well I was looking for anything to have fun, I was 19 yrs. old at the time. and I saw her Picture on his ...

0 Comments, 43 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
Why Do You Continue to Dump Money In Gas Tank   5/5/2008

This is a simple question..

Why do you continue to pull up to the gas tank and dump gas in your car /truck and not take control of the gas companies?

I don't mean gas to go to work/gas to go on a trip, wasted errands.. Do you not know that you as Americans CAN control things? Even food prices..

What is the answer - in a simple form without great explanation >>> Here ...

22 Comments, 352 Views, 19 Votes ,1.81 Score
OH!! Mr Wright's - not so right after all?   5/1/2008

In a group I belonged to a gentleman asked the question on, whether we would vote for a president that was an atheist..I thought it was a great question and gave MY opinion below..

"Far better I vote for an atheist that shares the same values and ideas of whats important to the American people .. than a person who is running for president, to represents ALL people of America and goes to ...

12 Comments, 176 Views, 9 Votes ,4.49 Score
rm_nolentally 58 M
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Sex Toys 101 Gets The Boot   4/30/2008

The University of Wisconsin Law School canceled an event with controversial sexual content and some students are calling the action a possible First Amendment violation.

The Wisconsin Law Students for Reproductive Justice had planned an event called “Sex Toys 101” to promote safe alternatives to sex, educate about sexual health and pleasure, and discuss law concerning sex ...

1 Comments, 25 Views, 4 Votes ,0.14 Score
LittleVJ 55 F
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A change of pace   4/30/2008

I suppose it would be easy enough for me to complain. Prices going through the roof, the looming recession, war, & pestilence. It's all so depressing at times. For once I just wanted to look at some of the things that are going right in my world, to say thanks, and just feel good about life rather than to decry the evils that surround us in life. Thanks to the people that care about me, I ...

5 Comments, 82 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
rm_nolentally 58 M
81  Articles
Recession Hits Us All   4/27/2008

Seems that the recession is hitting everyone. One large German bank is taking drastic measures. According to a recent article the bank has been hit by the global credit crunch so badly that it has issued a memorandum to senior executives telling them that brothel visits and adult channels in hotel rooms cannot be claimed on expenses.

Poor babies. These poor executives will now have to ...

1 Comments, 40 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score