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TantricLove27 36 M
1  Artikel
Just for points   2021-11-21

👍


1 Kommentarer, 14 Besök, 1 Röster ,5.00 Resultat
Blueb0y67 63 M
8  Artiklar
Meeting on a train   2021-10-02

A couple of bi curious guys met on AdultFriendFinder, they chatted for a while and decided they would meet on a train, fourth carriage they agreed on the am to Euston, one said you will recognise I will have my lunch in a bright green lunch box. <br><br> They came across each other on the train sitting next to each other, onw said "shit I cannot wait, I need to fuck you now", the other ...


0 Kommentarer, 69 Besök, 4 Röster ,4.41 Resultat
Blueb0y67 63 M
8  Artiklar
Paddy & Mick go hunting....   2021-10-02

Paddy and Mick met on a hookup site, they were both mid 30's & Bi curious but also married so neither could host, they arranged a short hunting trip so as not to draw suspiscion from their wives. <br><br> Meeting in the woods they set of to experiment and fool around for a bit, arriving a small clearing by a stream Mick declared "this will do nicely get your cock ...


0 Kommentarer, 33 Besök, 2 Röster ,5.20 Resultat
afl0ribama1 54 M
3  Artiklar
Something new something different   2021-08-25

After lunch Sara sat reading when George walked in. He made small talk as he moved around the kitchen. Clomp, clomp, clomp of his new boots as he moved around and yet he received no failed to get a response from Sara. Determined to get a response from her he left the kitchen and and disrobed with the exception of his new boots. Clomp, clomp, clomp as he moved around again making small talk. Once ...


0 Kommentarer, 49 Besök, 2 Röster ,3.12 Resultat
Otis_Good 71 M
18  Artiklar
Bad Luck   2021-05-02

An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not seen each other for many years so they had much to talk about and many old memories to renew. After some time, one said to the other, "If you don’t mind my saying so, you don’t look very good, you must have experienced some bad luck." <br><br> "Yes, " the other ...


0 Kommentarer, 95 Besök, 5 Röster ,4.12 Resultat
DocManther 56 M
4  Artiklar
How do you get a Nun pregnant   2021-04-22

You fuck her!


0 Kommentarer, 37 Besök, 1 Röster ,5.00 Resultat
Squirt_Professor 70 P
40  Artiklar
Shark lesions.   2021-03-31

The young shark swam up to his dad and said, “Dad I want to do something fun today!” The dad turned and asked his , “Do you see that capsized ship and the people in the water over there?” The turned and said yes. The dad replied, “well were going to swim over there and while swimming around those people we are going to show them the tip of our fins.” The , excited followed his dad ...


2 Kommentarer, 114 Besök, 2 Röster ,3.81 Resultat
Ravenloft01 37 M
1  Artikel
They say this is how it works   2021-02-07

They say you do this for .. I hope its true


0 Kommentarer, 36 Besök, 1 Röster
Not coming back   2021-01-29

She told me that we couldn;t afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65. on her makeup. And I asked her how I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she is coming back.


1 Kommentarer, 54 Besök, 4 Röster ,4.02 Resultat
sweetlysassy10 56 K
4  Artiklar
Just for points, that all   2021-01-22

Just for , that all


2 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 0 Röster
Sally   2021-01-05

Little Sally arrived home from school one afternoon and told her mother that Frankie Robinson had been showing his penis while on the playground that morning. Before the mother could respond, Sally said, it reminded me of a peanut. Now with a little smirk on her face mother said you mean that it was tiny? No, remarked Sally. It was salty .


1 Kommentarer, 82 Besök, 2 Röster ,4.50 Resultat
Points   2020-12-23

Just for points, that all


0 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 2 Röster ,5.20 Resultat
how many times do you tickle an octopus   2020-12-21

10 tickles


1 Kommentarer, 38 Besök, 1 Röster ,2.40 Resultat
the interview   2020-12-08

a man is called into the interview from the waiting room and immediately notices that the man interviewing, has no ears. Throughout the interview he can't help but keep looking at the man's missing ears. At the end, the interviewer asked; do you notice something about me? The man answered, you have no ears. Obviously displeased, the interviewer said, sorry but you won't be a fit for ...


0 Kommentarer, 147 Besök, 5 Röster ,3.80 Resultat
DocManther 56 M
4  Artiklar
The Man   2020-12-03

A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner you're going upstairs with me, and ...


0 Kommentarer, 132 Besök, 1 Röster ,2.40 Resultat
DocManther 56 M
4  Artiklar
The Man   2020-12-03

A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner you're going upstairs with me, and ...


0 Kommentarer, 58 Besök, 2 Röster ,3.81 Resultat
Bigjay5847 49 M
1  Artikel
Speeding Ticket   2020-11-26

A man was driving down a dark road one evening. It was late and there were no other cars on the road. He decided to see how fast his car would go. As he mashed the accelerator he felt the car lurch forward with power. As he got up to 90mph he passed under a bridge. Before long there were red and blue lights in his rearview, so the man pulls over and gets all his legal documents together. The ...


3 Kommentarer, 166 Besök, 6 Röster ,3.37 Resultat
aLexbiss000 35 M
1  Artikel
Funny one 🤔😂   2020-11-03

There was a person. They were two. A short, an average and a tall. The first say to the fourth. What do you want or an apple? The next day it was raining...lol 🤷‍♂️ <br><br> [image]...


1 Kommentarer, 66 Besök, 3 Röster ,0.49 Resultat
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artiklar
blonde wife   2020-09-22

One winter morning in Syracuse a husband and his blonde wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through... So the good wife went and moved her car. <br><br> <br><br> A week later while they ...


2 Kommentarer, 187 Besök, 7 Röster ,5.08 Resultat
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artiklar
Turn about is fair play   2020-09-22

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought...you were looking 4 tampons 4 ur ...


1 Kommentarer, 128 Besök, 4 Röster ,3.63 Resultat
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artiklar
WALMART   2020-09-22

Things to do at WALMART while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just ...


0 Kommentarer, 83 Besök, 2 Röster ,5.20 Resultat
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artiklar
Catholic school girls   2020-09-22

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic girls and they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Tami, have you ever had any contact with a naughty organ? ' She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through ...


1 Kommentarer, 105 Besök, 6 Röster ,4.50 Resultat
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artiklar
Blond Jokes   2020-09-22

Two blonds standing naked in front of a mirror checking each other ...the one suddenly says - Hey - you ve got black hair down there...the other responds with a smile - You think I am everywhere? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? <br><br> They went to see "Closed for the ...


0 Kommentarer, 60 Besök, 1 Röster ,2.40 Resultat
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artiklar
Potentially and Realistically   2020-09-22

For a project a went up to his father and said, >>"Dad, >> the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference >>between >> potentially and realistically. Can you help me?" >> >> The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your >> if >> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask ...


0 Kommentarer, 47 Besök, 1 Röster ,5.00 Resultat
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artiklar
Politics explained   2020-09-22

A little goes to his dad and asks, "What is >Politics?" > > >Dad says, "Well , let try to explain it this >way: > > > I am the head of the family, so The >President. > > > Your is the administrator of the , so >we her the Government. > > > We are here to take care of your needs, so we will > you the People. > > > ...


0 Kommentarer, 37 Besök, 0 Röster
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artiklar
>Guys' Rules   2020-09-22

> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the >guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) > We always hear "the rules" From the female side. > > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! > Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! > > > > > > > 1. ...


0 Kommentarer, 51 Besök, 1 Röster ,2.40 Resultat
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artiklar
Your Holiness   2020-09-22

After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the limo – and he doesn’t light – the chauffeur notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse , Your Holiness, ” says the chauffeur, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” “Well, to tell you the truth, ” says the Pope, “they never let drive the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.” ...


0 Kommentarer, 55 Besök, 1 Röster ,5.00 Resultat
TonyDa1212 60 M
1  Artikel
What Time Is It?   2020-09-02

Adam and his wife were taking a walk in the desert, just outside a city, to pass time. After having walked a little while, the couple wanted to check the time, out of curiosity, but Adam had forgotten his wristwatch back at the hotel. <br><br> They noticed a frail old man, sitting by his donkey in the hot sand, about a hundred meters away, and decided to ask him. "Excuse me sir, ...


2 Kommentarer, 112 Besök, 4 Röster ,4.41 Resultat
DocManther 56 M
4  Artiklar
O.J. Simpson   2020-08-26

I heard OJ is going to take another stab at marriage!


1 Kommentarer, 14 Besök, 3 Röster ,2.45 Resultat
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Artiklar
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUFF ADDER??   2020-08-18

Someone who farts in the bath then counts the bubbles !


0 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 0 Röster
jlscranton 34 M
1  Artikel
today!?   2020-08-08

knock knock


0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 0 Röster
Bhard987 63 M
1  Artikel
What do you call a   2020-08-07

What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? A Lickasaurous


0 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 1 Röster ,2.40 Resultat
celebration   2020-06-20

I walked into a bar and told the bartender "give ne 5 shots of whiskey". He lined them up, poured them, and i drank them. He asked me "Celebrating?" I replied "kind of. First blow job." He smiled "Congratulations. Let me buy you a beer." I told him "If 5 shots of whiskey couldnt get the taste out of my mouth, i dont think a beer is going to ...


1 Kommentarer, 31 Besök, 3 Röster ,3.92 Resultat
work like joke   2020-06-04

work like joke


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What did the fist say to the face   2020-06-02

Pow right on the kisser


1 Kommentarer, 3 Besök, 0 Röster
DocManther 56 M
4  Artiklar
What's the difference between a rock and a dead ?   2020-04-29

You can't fuck a rock, !


1 Kommentarer, 31 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.49 Resultat
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Artiklar
Pub   2020-04-21

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a pub <br><br> Those were the days.......


0 Kommentarer, 96 Besök, 5 Röster ,4.77 Resultat
cozzycouple 66 P
105  Artiklar
Addiction   2020-04-19

I used to be addicted to the HOKEY POKEY..............but I turned myself around.


2 Kommentarer, 26 Besök, 3 Röster ,2.45 Resultat
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Artiklar
Deer joke No2   2020-04-10

What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?.........Still no idea....


0 Kommentarer, 68 Besök, 3 Röster ,2.94 Resultat
Physics   2020-04-07

A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The bartender says...for you, no charge.


3 Kommentarer, 28 Besök, 7 Röster ,4.82 Resultat
Physics   2020-04-07

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the bartender says for you....no charge.


1 Kommentarer, 21 Besök, 1 Röster ,1.10 Resultat
RLRlick 63 M
21  Artiklar
people in a bar / Club   2020-03-24

in a club / bar / on this site ... ALL people.... LGBT ++ . Straight . BI. ... Single / married are like shots of alcohol .. <br><br> . Everyone is looking for the best ... { LICKER } Liqueur . >>! happym; happyf;


2 Kommentarer, 18 Besök, 3 Röster ,1.96 Resultat
Ha   2020-03-23

Life is a dick <br><br> But sometimes you have to suck it up as it cums.


0 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 1 Röster ,5.00 Resultat
SFnativeguy69 57 M
1  Artikel
When Michael Jackson was alive....   2020-03-14

Why did Michael Jackson go rushing to the local Walmart? <br><br> He heard that Boy's pants were half off!


0 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 3 Röster ,3.43 Resultat
parachute school   2020-03-09

a man comes home from army parachute . his friends all asked if he made and jumps yet and he said sure have. they asked if it was hard to jump that first time. he said it was very much. said he drifting farther and farther to the back of the line. then at last it was just him and a giant of a sgt. he yelled for me to jump and I just stood there shaking. he then said if I didnt jump he was going ...


4 Kommentarer, 250 Besök, 14 Röster ,5.86 Resultat
little girls.......   2020-02-23

why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br> because they dont have balls to scratch


3 Kommentarer, 43 Besök, 11 Röster ,4.10 Resultat
I don't think she is laughing...   2020-02-19

I got a laugh out of this..


0 Kommentarer, 16 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.16 Resultat
How bad   2020-02-19

Yeah it's a trick question lol


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 2 Röster ,1.04 Resultat
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Artiklar
Storm Dennis   2020-02-16

I wouldn't say it's windy today but my wheelie bin has been sent for a speed awareness course on Tuesday


2 Kommentarer, 17 Besök, 4 Röster ,4.41 Resultat
TOO MUCH TO DRINK   2020-02-13

After sitting at the bar all afternoon and drinking way too much, the bartender told him that he could not serve him anymore. After a brief rebuttal the man reluctantly left. A short time later the man came in the back door and seated himself at the bar. Quickly the bartender came down and told him, No more for you. I told you that you must leave. Once more after a brief argument the man left. It ...


5 Kommentarer, 176 Besök, 11 Röster ,4.29 Resultat
BuckNaked3030 45 M
1  Artikel
Husband bring home flowers.   2020-02-09

A husband coming home with a dozen roses for his wife. She says "I guess I you want me to open my legs now." He replies "Don't you have a vase?"


2 Kommentarer, 25 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.82 Resultat
Royston912 44 M
3  Artiklar
Penis size   2020-02-09

You know someone once asked how big I was. I replied well I'm only 2"s............ Off the floor


1 Kommentarer, 43 Besök, 5 Röster ,1.51 Resultat
COguy81416 46 M
7  Artiklar
points   2020-02-04

whats the hardest thing on this site? getting


5 Kommentarer, 38 Besök, 11 Röster ,0.92 Resultat
TravelingMan524 71 M
17  Artiklar
Tooth Brush   2020-02-01

How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a Hillbilly ? <br><br> . Because if anyone else had invented it ....it would be a teeth brush


1 Kommentarer, 18 Besök, 11 Röster ,1.30 Resultat
TravelingMan524 71 M
17  Artiklar
The difference between a wife & a girlfriend   2020-02-01

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? <br><br> A: About 40 lbs <br><br> Second A:Girlfriend takes part of your ....If you divorce , wife takes it all


1 Kommentarer, 53 Besök, 10 Röster ,1.00 Resultat
johnxtcnclouds 53 M
1  Artikel
smoke   2020-01-28

cloudy evening


0 Kommentarer, 23 Besök, 7 Röster ,1.51 Resultat
Another Funny Pic I found.   2020-01-27

hope you get a laugh..


0 Kommentarer, 12 Besök, 4 Röster ,2.86 Resultat
Mr and Mrs Frankenstine   2020-01-27

Found this funny


0 Kommentarer, 10 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.16 Resultat
Shrewdy2 60 M
6  Artiklar
No need to swear!   2020-01-27

What do we want? A cure for Tourette's, When do we want it? 'C**T'!!


1 Kommentarer, 22 Besök, 11 Röster ,3.35 Resultat
Rocker5319 61 M
1  Artikel
upset blonde   2020-01-24

sat next a blonde at the bar, she was sobbing , i ask why she was sobbing she said she had 3 sister but her brother had 4!


4 Kommentarer, 51 Besök, 10 Röster ,1.19 Resultat
1hornycouple4you 69 P
1  Artikel
girl scouts   2020-01-24

What is the difference between a girl scout and a pigmy? <br><br> A pigmy is a cunning little runt. A girl scout is a running little ?


2 Kommentarer, 35 Besök, 12 Röster ,2.62 Resultat
Brad30fun 34 M
2  Artiklar
Points are funny   2020-01-23




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Wayneb51841 42 M
5  Artiklar
Joke   2020-01-23

Jokingly love points


0 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.82 Resultat
Wayneb51841 42 M
5  Artiklar
Joking   2020-01-23

Jokes for points


1 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 6 Röster ,3.08 Resultat
points and a joke   2020-01-22

man and a young girl were playing a card game for or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't, but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't want it bad enough


0 Kommentarer, 28 Besök, 7 Röster ,2.02 Resultat
points and a joke   2020-01-22

man and a young girl were playing a card game for or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't, but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't want it bad enough


0 Kommentarer, 21 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.49 Resultat
test jokers   2020-01-22

point rewards test


2 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 8 Röster ,2.55 Resultat
bradtfuntimes614 49 M
2  Artiklar
Monday   2020-01-20

Let’s start the week off good. Who has the funny?


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 3 Röster ,0.49 Resultat
coxsic66 47 M
1  Artikel
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   2020-01-20

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmxxxxxxxxxxx


2 Kommentarer, 16 Besök, 8 Röster ,0.47 Resultat
Funchat805 33 M
6  Artiklar
This site   2020-01-19

That’s the joke <br><br> Posting for


1 Kommentarer, 14 Besök, 9 Röster ,2.78 Resultat
hambone52442 30 M
1  Artikel
jimmy and his cat   2020-01-17

At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’”


1 Kommentarer, 36 Besök, 13 Röster ,3.48 Resultat
Ellsfun4311 38 M
7  Artiklar
Points   2020-01-16

Yup, just one of those I need points posts


1 Kommentarer, 12 Besök, 8 Röster ,4.41 Resultat
JESSWAYNE69 53 M
1  Artikel
knock knock   2020-01-16

who is there


0 Kommentarer, 27 Besök, 8 Röster ,1.39 Resultat
Pleasure_KingXXX 43 M
5  Artiklar
Funny   2020-01-15

A man and a woman started have in the middle of a dark forest. After about minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, " too, you've been eating grass for the past minutes!"


2 Kommentarer, 31 Besök, 13 Röster ,2.30 Resultat
cave man pussy   2020-01-15

why did cave men drag their women around by their hair? <br><br> they learned the hard what that if they dragged them by their feet that the pussy would fill up with dirt


1 Kommentarer, 34 Besök, 13 Röster ,2.47 Resultat
bradfuntymes614 49 M
5  Artiklar
hump day   2020-01-15

double meaning but lets have some funny jokes get over the hump/


0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 1 Röster ,3.70 Resultat
nautical3 61 M
6  Artiklar
Cards   2020-01-14

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


0 Kommentarer, 12 Besök, 8 Röster ,3.01 Resultat
nautical3 61 M
6  Artiklar
Christmas   2020-01-14

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took ...


3 Kommentarer, 107 Besök, 9 Röster ,3.00 Resultat
nautical3 61 M
6  Artiklar
these days ;)   2020-01-14

1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." 1: "As if." 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." 1: "I don't have a sister." 2: "You will in about nine months."


1 Kommentarer, 26 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.49 Resultat
tallcool2013 48 M
21  Artiklar
joke toke   2020-01-13

two rabies walk into a bar


1 Kommentarer, 44 Besök, 8 Röster ,1.86 Resultat
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artiklar
Life is a dick   2020-01-13

But sometimes you just have to suck it up as it comes.


0 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 9 Röster ,1.93 Resultat
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artiklar
a cock is very similar to a Rubik's Cube   2020-01-13

The more time you spend playing with it the harder it gets.


0 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 4 Röster ,2.08 Resultat
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artiklar
My old guitar teacher got arrested last week   2020-01-13

He got caught fingering A


0 Kommentarer, 16 Besök, 2 Röster ,1.73 Resultat
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artiklar
Difference between a G-spot and golfball   2020-01-13

A guy will search relentlessly for a golf ball.


0 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 2 Röster ,1.04 Resultat
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artiklar
Congratulations to the scarecrow for his recent reward   2020-01-13

For being outstanding in his field.


0 Kommentarer, 2 Besök, 1 Röster ,1.10 Resultat
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artiklar
Difference between cats and dogs   2020-01-13

A can't get an MRI, but catscan.


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 3 Röster ,0.49 Resultat
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artiklar
What do you call a cake made by a ?   2020-01-13

Hoe-made


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 1 Röster ,1.10 Resultat
bradfuntymes614 49 M
5  Artiklar
monday YUCK   2020-01-13

anyone got a good joke to brighten up the day?


0 Kommentarer, 2 Besök, 1 Röster ,3.70 Resultat
plano_eli 35 M
7  Artiklar
Squirting in self defense   2020-01-11

can squirting be taught as self defense


3 Kommentarer, 16 Besök, 6 Röster ,3.93 Resultat
plano_eli 35 M
7  Artiklar
Squirting in self defense   2020-01-11

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 4 Röster ,1.69 Resultat
plano_eli 35 M
7  Artiklar
Squirting in self defense   2020-01-11

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 2 Röster ,2.42 Resultat
plano_eli 35 M
7  Artiklar
Squirting   2020-01-11

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 1 Röster ,5.00 Resultat
LonelyInBill 54 K
4  Artiklar
anyone not like pussy?   2020-01-10

I didn't think so. Cum eat mine


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 1 Röster ,2.40 Resultat
plano_eli 35 M
7  Artiklar
Fearless Oral   2020-01-09

I love giving oral so much i do it even if there is a risk of dying from a battle axe. They can always say about he's glad he ate her.


0 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 3 Röster ,1.47 Resultat
bradfuntymes614 49 M
5  Artiklar
thursday   2020-01-09

Any one got one? lets hear some funny stuff!!


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 2 Röster ,2.42 Resultat
loveto_69u 56 M
5  Artiklar
Knock Knock... Who's there?   2020-01-09

Points!... Points who! Do you have any because I sure dont!


1 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 2 Röster ,1.04 Resultat
loveto_69u 56 M
5  Artiklar
Why did the chicken cross the road?   2020-01-09

Because he wasn't cooked! Ok I just needed ...


1 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 1 Röster ,5.00 Resultat
SecretxXxFantasy 29 M
1  Artikel
Motivation to lose weight and get fit   2020-01-08

An overweight guy signed up a special training program that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through 3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br> The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds a room full of naked ...


1 Kommentarer, 70 Besök, 11 Röster ,2.61 Resultat
Who Rules the Sexual World   2020-01-08

Is it just or would a bi guy with a 9" cock that could host not rule the sexual world?


0 Kommentarer, 13 Besök, 9 Röster ,1.07 Resultat
Ass Joke   2020-01-08

If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel it, did it happen.


1 Kommentarer, 14 Besök, 8 Röster ,2.32 Resultat
getting some   2020-01-08

Someone accused me of getting some on the side. I said it had been so long I didn't know they had moved it.


0 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 8 Röster ,1.86 Resultat
what do you call an alligator detective?   2020-01-08

An investi-gator.


0 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 5 Röster ,1.84 Resultat
what do you call a pig that does karate?   2020-01-08

A pork Chop


0 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 8 Röster ,1.86 Resultat
Iwannacthat 56 M
7  Artiklar
First video   2020-01-07

I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young back thrn!


0 Kommentarer, 13 Besök, 8 Röster ,3.01 Resultat
harryfrank1111 43 M
2  Artiklar
this im messanger   2020-01-07

points points points points points points points


0 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 7 Röster ,1.26 Resultat
coffeebuddy4u 54 M
1  Artikel
Hunting season   2020-01-07

A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful 1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when she tried to fuck herself. He thinks ...


0 Kommentarer, 69 Besök, 9 Röster ,1.93 Resultat
oraldeelite 60 M
5  Artiklar
classic oldie   2020-01-07

Aunt Molly went to her local grocer to buy her favorite summer sausage to serve at the holidays. She served it as usual but her guests complained that it just wasn't very good. The next week back at the shop she asked the butcher what's with the sausage , it just wasn't as good as it had always been. He told her " at this time it was hard to make both ends meat !


1 Kommentarer, 37 Besök, 10 Röster ,2.59 Resultat
metrowestfun30 34 M
7  Artiklar
this is my joke for points   2020-01-06

not a joke. just need points


0 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 5 Röster ,1.19 Resultat
Mono or stereo?   2020-01-06

For earsex? You like both ears? Or just they should change hetero and homo to monosexual and stereosexual, but audiosex it would pertain better, thanks!


1 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 7 Röster ,0.75 Resultat
luv269_UrKitty 56 M
7  Artiklar
Wish I had unlimited points..   2020-01-06

Thats notta joke..


1 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 4 Röster ,2.86 Resultat
luv269_UrKitty 56 M
7  Artiklar
Wish I had unlimited points..   2020-01-06

Thats notta joke..


0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 1 Röster ,1.10 Resultat
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artiklar
Two gay guys   2020-01-05

TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?


1 Kommentarer, 14 Besök, 6 Röster ,2.23 Resultat
TravelingMan_90 34 M
5  Artiklar
4 the points   2020-01-05

Need the points


1 Kommentarer, 10 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.49 Resultat
what do you call a zebra with no legs   2020-01-04

a Savannah sandwich.


1 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 8 Röster ,0.93 Resultat
how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck?   2020-01-04

about 1 or 2 id guess.


3 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 6 Röster ,1.66 Resultat
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artiklar
Doctor visit   2020-01-04

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


1 Kommentarer, 15 Besök, 7 Röster ,2.53 Resultat
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artiklar
Doctor visit   2020-01-04

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


1 Kommentarer, 12 Besök, 6 Röster ,0.23 Resultat
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artiklar
Doctor visit   2020-01-04

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


0 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 6 Röster ,2.51 Resultat
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artiklar
Jerk off   2020-01-03

What do you call a man that cries while he pleausures himself? Answer- A tearjerker


0 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 7 Röster ,1.00 Resultat
drpassword 37 M
1  Artikel
love jokes   2020-01-02

love being funny! and laughing


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 4 Röster ,0.14 Resultat
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artiklar
the difference between a job and a wife   2020-01-02

What is the difference between a job and a wife? After years, your job still sucks!


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 3 Röster ,0.98 Resultat
A Joke   2020-01-02

I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved it.


2 Kommentarer, 18 Besök, 8 Röster ,2.09 Resultat
Timbuktu   2020-01-01

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br> Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...


1 Kommentarer, 47 Besök, 7 Röster ,2.53 Resultat
Timbuktu   2020-01-01

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br> Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...


0 Kommentarer, 21 Besök, 4 Röster ,1.69 Resultat
Sex Computer   2020-01-01

What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies


1 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 6 Röster ,1.66 Resultat
montrealvegan 20 M
1  Artikel
Why don't vegan girls moan during sex?   2019-12-31

Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat gave them such pleasure.


1 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 2 Röster ,1.73 Resultat
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artiklar
Jelly and Jam   2019-12-31

What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br> Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.


2 Kommentarer, 15 Besök, 7 Röster ,2.53 Resultat
bradfuntimes614 49 M
5  Artiklar
last day   2019-12-31

last day of the year who's got a good one?


0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 1 Röster ,1.10 Resultat
What's Older and Needs a Plumber   2019-12-31

yo momma lol


0 Kommentarer, 3 Besök, 2 Röster ,1.04 Resultat
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artiklar
Buying a fence   2019-12-31

Man walks into a local drugstore and goes up to counter to ask about condoms. The woman behind the counter was a good looking woman in her 40's asked him what size? The man being a rookie, replied, Size? They come in sizes? I am not sure. The woman said to go out back and you will see a fence with multiple different size holes. Figure out which hole is your size and come back to me and I ...


0 Kommentarer, 69 Besök, 9 Röster ,3.43 Resultat
nhtoma603617 31 M
6  Artiklar
What’s harder   2019-12-29

Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️


2 Kommentarer, 23 Besök, 13 Röster ,3.98 Resultat
luv2_69urkitty 52 M
5  Artiklar
Jokes?   2019-12-28

I need points and thats no joke


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 4 Röster ,2.86 Resultat
pussyeater10988 45 M
3  Artiklar
In case of sun burn   2019-12-27

I was talking a friend of mine and he told he takes viagra when he has a sun burn. I asked if it help sooth the burns, he told no, but it keeps the sheets of his thighs.


0 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 6 Röster ,3.08 Resultat
Bryser83 37 M
7  Artiklar
Jokes get chicks   2019-12-27

All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing


1 Kommentarer, 10 Besök, 8 Röster ,3.71 Resultat
Bryser83 37 M
7  Artiklar
Jokes get chicks   2019-12-27

All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing


0 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 3 Röster ,1.96 Resultat
Joker   2019-12-27

Isn't the joke that I'm here trying to come up with one lol


0 Kommentarer, 2 Besök, 2 Röster ,2.42 Resultat
bradfuntimes614 49 M
5  Artiklar
de 26th   2019-12-26

oo day after xmas, must be some good jokes today. lets have them!!!


0 Kommentarer, 2 Besök, 2 Röster ,2.42 Resultat
WillBDP999 27 M
2  Artiklar
Points   2019-12-23

Just here for points if anyone wants some too


0 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 11 Röster ,3.17 Resultat
Brutus540054 33 M
1  Artikel
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after she asked for a white Christmas?   2019-12-23

Okay, just jingle my bells


0 Kommentarer, 12 Besök, 8 Röster ,2.32 Resultat
pussyeater10988 45 M
3  Artiklar
snail buys a car   2019-12-22

So a snail is at a car dealership looking to by a car and the dealer shows him several models before the snail sees nice used BMW he likes. Of course the snail barter over price and the snail finally saids, "Ok I will buy the car, but on one condition, you need to paint and 'S' on the doors." Dealer asks, "why do you want me to paint an "S" on the door?' Snail ...


1 Kommentarer, 35 Besök, 12 Röster ,4.04 Resultat
naughtydeepcock8 36 M
6  Artiklar
This site, does it count as a joke?   2019-12-21

they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly impossible . other options is and they and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!


1 Kommentarer, 19 Besök, 13 Röster ,3.81 Resultat
dreamin414 31 M
1  Artikel
Men are like...   2019-12-21

… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. <br><br> … Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. <br><br> … Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. <br><br> … Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. <br><br> … Commercials. You ...


0 Kommentarer, 26 Besök, 13 Röster ,4.32 Resultat
whos got jokes   2019-12-20

I hear lots of jokes, some are better than others for sure but I haven't heard any jokes about nipples... care to share?


0 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.82 Resultat
thefonz224 38 M
4  Artiklar
I like this joke   2019-12-20

A says a , "So, at place?" "!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over ...


0 Kommentarer, 14 Besök, 6 Röster ,1.37 Resultat
The things we do for points   2019-12-20

1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. <br><br> 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. <br><br> LINKBOARD SELF-IMPROVEMENT BEAUTY CREEPY BOOKS TV + MOVIES Christmas Jokes FUNNYCHRISTMAS 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit Avatar By Mélanie ...


0 Kommentarer, 15 Besök, 9 Röster ,3.43 Resultat
WillBDP999 27 M
2  Artiklar
For the points   2019-12-20

Just here for the points, vote so you can get some too lol


1 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.49 Resultat
xSimplesex 52 M
6  Artiklar
Knock, knock ..   2019-12-19

'Knock, knock', goes the saying ... <br><br> ''s there?', is the proper reply ... <br><br> 'a duck', could be one answer ... <br><br> because no on e ever guesses a duck, that's why!


0 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 8 Röster ,3.48 Resultat
oraldeelite 60 M
5  Artiklar
Xmas classic joke   2019-12-17

What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman? ...


3 Kommentarer, 58 Besök, 16 Röster ,2.69 Resultat
BiggyBee2019 43 M
2  Artiklar
Spanking   2019-12-17

A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her ’s bed. <br><br> She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks, “What do you think we should do?” <br><br> The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him is out of the question.”


0 Kommentarer, 17 Besök, 10 Röster ,2.79 Resultat
antisocial200 21 M
2  Artiklar
what do you call two guys no arms no legs sitting in the windowsill   2019-12-16

curt and rod


0 Kommentarer, 16 Besök, 11 Röster ,2.42 Resultat
69kittylicr 56 M
6  Artiklar
Knock Knock ... Whos There?   2019-12-15

Points.. Points who.. I need points!


1 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 3 Röster ,1.47 Resultat
xxsomeone2 57 M
1  Artikel
Fired   2019-12-15

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? <br><br> <br><br> Because he couldn't concentrate.


0 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.82 Resultat
BiggyBee2019 43 M
2  Artiklar
Aging :)   2019-12-13

An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."


0 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 1 Röster ,3.70 Resultat
BiggyBee2019 43 M
2  Artiklar
Jealous?   2019-12-13

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost wife in the supermarket. Can you talk for a of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk a beautiful woman wife appears of nowhere.”


0 Kommentarer, 14 Besök, 1 Röster
vbottom91 32 M
1  Artikel
Joke joke joke   2019-12-13

What's a pirates fav letter you think it will be r but it's the c they love


0 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 3 Röster ,2.94 Resultat
Wlong124 50 M
3  Artiklar
Just incase   2019-12-13

Incase the joke didnt set in points points points


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 2 Röster ,0.34 Resultat
Wlong124 50 M
3  Artiklar
Seems fitting   2019-12-13

Yes points points points. Its what its all about


0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 1 Röster ,5.00 Resultat
Murfmurf08 38 M
1  Artikel
Butter   2019-12-11

Wanna here was he joke aboot the butter <br><br> Na ul just spread it😂🤣😂


0 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 7 Röster ,1.26 Resultat
points points points points points points points points points points points points.   2019-12-10

points points points points points points points points points points points points.


0 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 7 Röster ,3.04 Resultat
need more   2019-12-10

points points points points points points points points points points points points.


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 5 Röster ,0.86 Resultat
Jormungandr08 33 M
1  Artikel
Points   2019-12-10

I could use a few.


1 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 7 Röster ,1.00 Resultat
Letsdothis8078 39 P
2  Artiklar
Mall at Christmas   2019-12-08

It's a cute little Christmas Joke Little Johny goes the mall see Santa Cruz. He sits on his lap and Santa says while tapping him on his nose. I bet you want some T-O-Y-S. Little Johny said" no Santa I don't want any toys for Christmas. Well santa looks at him and says " well then I bet you want some C-A-N-D-Y. Little Johny looks at Santa shakes his head and said " no ...


0 Kommentarer, 68 Besök, 11 Röster ,2.79 Resultat
Johnny Sperm   2019-12-07

Johnny Sperm wanted to be the best. Every day he ran everywhere he went. night he did push ups and sit ups! He was buff!!! <br><br> Then the big day came. The whistle blew and he took his mark. The starter said go and he ran like he never ran before. He made into the final tunnel; he was well in the lead. He got almost to the end and he could see what was ahead. ...


0 Kommentarer, 52 Besök, 10 Röster ,2.79 Resultat
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Artiklar
Hilarious   2019-12-07

I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's 'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See" she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......


3 Kommentarer, 40 Besök, 22 Röster ,3.49 Resultat
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Artiklar
Hilarious   2019-12-07

I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's 'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See" she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......


0 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 3 Röster ,1.47 Resultat
solice_fred 67 M
3  Artiklar
Standard member   2019-12-05

magazine article


4 Kommentarer, 24 Besök, 12 Röster ,2.09 Resultat
soc_solice 31 M
2  Artiklar
Paid member   2019-12-05

magazine article member


1 Kommentarer, 13 Besök, 7 Röster ,2.02 Resultat
Couple2Grow69 39 P
8  Artiklar
You got jokes   2019-12-05

Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!


0 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 6 Röster ,2.80 Resultat
Couple2Grow69 39 P
8  Artiklar
You got jokes   2019-12-05

Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!


0 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.16 Resultat
Pleasure_KingXXX 43 M
5  Artiklar
Want to hear the greatest joke?   2019-12-04

...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...


0 Kommentarer, 12 Besök, 5 Röster ,1.84 Resultat
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners   2019-12-04

The lady says, "Come Again!" <br><br> The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."


0 Kommentarer, 18 Besök, 11 Röster ,4.48 Resultat
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger   2019-12-04

Then it hit me


0 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 4 Röster ,3.63 Resultat
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger   2019-12-04

Then it hit me


2 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.16 Resultat
Why are frogs always so happy?   2019-12-04

They eat what ever bugs them


0 Kommentarer, 3 Besök, 1 Röster ,3.70 Resultat
What did the penis say to the condom?   2019-12-04

Cover me, I'm going in


0 Kommentarer, 3 Besök, 2 Röster ,2.42 Resultat
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Artiklar
what the leopard say to the frog   2019-12-03

hot sauce please. lol


0 Kommentarer, 10 Besök, 7 Röster ,1.77 Resultat
Goodat8nu69 56 M
5  Artiklar
This insn't a joke   2019-12-03

I really needed the points


0 Kommentarer, 0 Besök, 0 Röster
Dr_gonzo_69 36 M
5  Artiklar
Your mom   2019-12-02

Swallow bitch. There's people starving in Africa.


0 Kommentarer, 10 Besök, 8 Röster ,0.93 Resultat
The Way I See It   2019-12-01

The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're still stuck with a wife !


0 Kommentarer, 12 Besök, 6 Röster ,1.66 Resultat
The Way I See It   2019-12-01

The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're still stuck with a wife !


0 Kommentarer, 3 Besök, 1 Röster ,3.70 Resultat
dicappstally 31 M
5  Artiklar
Fav kind of blowjobs   2019-12-01

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.


1 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 6 Röster ,2.51 Resultat
dicappstally 31 M
5  Artiklar
Why dicks?   2019-12-01

Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.


0 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 4 Röster ,1.30 Resultat
Cl17licker 38 M
5  Artiklar
Knock knock   2019-11-30

Points


4 Kommentarer, 10 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.82 Resultat
shikarilauda 32 M
5  Artiklar
Nonveg jokes   2019-11-30

Jokes wow it's a very good topic and I have heard many nonveg jokes which are relll naughty or double meaning jokes and talks.everone do these kind of conversation really create great humur. And sometimes this willl work on bed as well. As your first night your wife will be really enjoy. And if you wanna woo your friend then it's really work to make your gf


0 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 8 Röster ,0.93 Resultat
Where it was one time   2019-11-29

Beat it til the end and back


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 1 Röster
Pleasure_KingXXX 43 M
5  Artiklar
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?   2019-11-28

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.


2 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 6 Röster ,3.37 Resultat
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Artiklar
when an otter needs personal space   2019-11-27

get otter here.


1 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 6 Röster ,2.51 Resultat
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Artiklar
fish oppinion   2019-11-27

let minnow what you think


1 Kommentarer, 3 Besök, 1 Röster ,1.10 Resultat
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Artiklar
crab   2019-11-27

why did the crab never share? he was shellfish.


0 Kommentarer, 3 Besök, 2 Röster ,1.73 Resultat
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Artiklar
car animal   2019-11-27

what do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet.


1 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 4 Röster ,3.25 Resultat
origami   2019-11-26

I used to work for an origami company. until it folded.


0 Kommentarer, 2 Besök, 1 Röster ,1.10 Resultat
air space   2019-11-26

i visited the air and space museum... nothing was there.


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 4 Röster ,1.69 Resultat
Pleasure_KingXXX 43 M
5  Artiklar
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?   2019-11-26

A Private Tutor


0 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 2 Röster ,3.12 Resultat
mount meow   2019-11-26

what do you a pile of kittens a meowntain.


0 Kommentarer, 0 Besök, 0 Röster
dont go mouse   2019-11-26

why was the cat sitting on the computer? to keep an eye on the mouse.


0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 1 Röster ,2.40 Resultat
aim the shot   2019-11-26

what kind of a shot was the dead man? He had dead aim.


0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 1 Röster ,2.40 Resultat
This site is a joke   2019-11-26

Just posting an article to get some points so I can communicate with others!


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 2 Röster ,3.12 Resultat
funny joke   2019-11-26

So my wife and I were sitting in the lounge last week talking about how we can make some extra cash. Anyway, the idea of came up and my wife was up for it..... <br><br> She went out last night and when she came home I asked "how much money did you make?" she said £50.50p.... <br><br> I replied £50.50p, thats a strange amount, Who paid you 50pense? ...


0 Kommentarer, 41 Besök, 6 Röster ,3.65 Resultat
yurikanjo 22 M
0  Artiklar
why does a nearsighted gynecologist and a drinking water have in common?   2019-11-26

a wet nose lol.


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 4 Röster ,2.47 Resultat
The Dentist   2019-11-25

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man a shot. <br><br> “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” <br><br> The dentist starts to set up the nitrous oxide and the man says, “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!” <br><br> She then asks if would take a pill. <br><br> “No ...


0 Kommentarer, 44 Besök, 4 Röster ,2.08 Resultat
Little Johnny Returns   2019-11-25

The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. <br><br> Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” <br><br> The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br> Sally raised her hand. She said, ...


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Are The Best Ice Breaker   2019-11-25

Agree or Disagree?


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Points points points points points points points points points points points   2019-11-24

Points points points points points points points points points points points


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Goodateatnu69 56 M
5  Artiklar
This point system   2019-11-24

Is a joke!!


0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 1 Röster ,3.70 Resultat
nol535 26 M
1  Artikel
pickup lines   2019-11-22

girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I together <br><br> hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let me slyther in? <br><br> sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?


1 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 2 Röster ,1.73 Resultat
sissy_seeks_ownr 42 M
5  Artiklar
this is a joke   2019-11-21

a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands him his ciggy and walks away.


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6Goodat8nu9 56 M
5  Artiklar
This is no joke   2019-11-21

I need points badly!!


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dicappstally 31 M
5  Artiklar
Old but still good   2019-11-18

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"


2 Kommentarer, 23 Besök, 11 Röster ,3.92 Resultat
A Blonde Joke   2019-11-18

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' <br><br> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...


2 Kommentarer, 55 Besök, 7 Röster ,4.06 Resultat
Points   2019-11-17

Just here for points.....


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Joke   2019-11-16

How do you know the difference between a female frog and a male frog???.... female frog goes ribit ribit ribit and a male frog goes rub it rub it rub it.


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A Joke   2019-11-16

Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure. <br><br> Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only which resemble men in their behavior? <br><br> Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.' <br><br> Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure ...


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A Joke   2019-11-16

I went to a sex addiction clinic yesterday. <br><br> We all gathered in a circle and one one each person told stories of their sordid sexual encounters. <br><br> the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Now Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?" <br><br> I replied, "Yes, my erection."


0 Kommentarer, 21 Besök, 8 Röster ,3.71 Resultat
WpgBoy204123 36 M
1  Artikel
New Jokes?   2019-11-15

Anyone heard any? Seems funny is a thing of the past now


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 5 Röster ,1.84 Resultat
oralb252 39 M
1  Artikel
Hi, how are you?   2019-11-14

Ppppppp points.... pppppp points..... lol


0 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 7 Röster ,1.00 Resultat
A joke   2019-11-14

Having to use points


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Knock knock   2019-11-12

Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l


1 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 7 Röster ,1.77 Resultat
A Joke   2019-11-12

My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate. Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.” I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...


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Sexual Relief   2019-11-11

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...


1 Kommentarer, 62 Besök, 13 Röster ,2.47 Resultat
foundmature121 42 M
10  Artiklar
fucking   2019-11-10

what is soo funny is in weirdes places


0 Kommentarer, 15 Besök, 9 Röster ,2.14 Resultat
A Joke   2019-11-10

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try for the job.: "Okay." The sheriff drawled. "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "." He replied. The sheriff thought to himself. "That's not what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" ...


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I have a joke   2019-11-09

Wanna hear a dirty joke?


1 Kommentarer, 16 Besök, 6 Röster ,2.23 Resultat
My article   2019-11-09

Points


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rmlookn4some14 54 P
7  Artiklar
HAHA   2019-11-06

Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly "dark" place when confronted with having to deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation. I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light" on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...


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Penis   2019-11-05

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br> The man.


1 Kommentarer, 24 Besök, 17 Röster ,1.43 Resultat
points   2019-11-05

points points points points points points points points points points


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what did the joke say to the person?   2019-11-04

hey person I am joke.


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 4 Röster ,0.92 Resultat
Johnnybuck24 50 M
3  Artiklar
old testament   2019-11-04

How does Moses make tea? He brews.


2 Kommentarer, 14 Besök, 9 Röster ,2.14 Resultat
Johnnybuck24 50 M
3  Artiklar
deserving   2019-11-04

Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br> No menus- you get what you deserve


0 Kommentarer, 10 Besök, 9 Röster ,1.93 Resultat
Laxatives   2019-11-03

How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br> They both annoy the shit of you.


0 Kommentarer, 13 Besök, 11 Röster ,2.61 Resultat
A Joke   2019-11-03

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that. About a week later, she's back at the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even ...


0 Kommentarer, 40 Besök, 10 Röster ,3.78 Resultat
BBC4fun946 39 M
6  Artiklar
Joke   2019-11-03

Hello AdultFriendFinder, ever had that one person you just wanted walk up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...


1 Kommentarer, 18 Besök, 5 Röster ,0.86 Resultat
Hxhxn 25 M
4  Artiklar
1+1   2019-11-03

有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少" <br><br> 小明"不知道" <br><br> 老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙" <br><br> 小明"喔喔" <br><br> 回到家-- <br><br> 小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br> 就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...


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Hxhxn 25 M
4  Artiklar
1+1   2019-11-03

有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少" <br><br> 小明"不知道" <br><br> 老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙" <br><br> 小明"喔喔" <br><br> 回到家-- <br><br> 小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br> 就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...


0 Kommentarer, 0 Besök, 0 Röster
Rubies cube   2019-11-02

What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br> The more you with it, the harder it gets.


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Gardening   2019-11-02

What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br> Getting down with your hoes.


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Boobs   2019-11-02

What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br> If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.


0 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 7 Röster ,2.79 Resultat
Lesbian   2019-11-02

What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 6 Röster ,1.09 Resultat
lifes4living1975 48 M
10  Artiklar
A little humor as we are so close to xmas   2019-11-02

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br> The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...


0 Kommentarer, 14 Besök, 4 Röster ,2.86 Resultat
lifes4living1975 48 M
10  Artiklar
A little humor as we are so close to xmas   2019-11-02

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br> The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 2 Röster ,2.42 Resultat
69davidren 55 M
7  Artiklar
Hair   2019-11-01

A realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br> Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the smiled. <br><br> At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...


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Hmmmmm   2019-11-01

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


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A Joke   2019-10-31

I scared the postwoman today by going to the door completely naked. <br><br> I'm not sure what scared her more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where she lived. 😊...


0 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 3 Röster ,4.41 Resultat
boredlookingfor 38 M
3  Artiklar
Happy Halloween   2019-10-31

Dose anyone know how to fix a broken pumpkin?? Or what month people sleep the least


0 Kommentarer, 10 Besök, 3 Röster ,2.94 Resultat
Chutkapyasa1930 33 M
5  Artiklar
Adult Jokes   2019-10-30

So adult jokes are very good you can create humour and take attention of groups. sometime in adult jokes are have more then one catogories as some are very adult and some are very light <br><br> so up to you or your groups what exactly your groups requried for the same. <br><br> Adult jokes with pics are very interesting and many people liked it very much. ...


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 1 Röster ,1.10 Resultat
Priest   2019-10-27

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and a zit? <br><br> A zit will wait you’re before it comes on your .


1 Kommentarer, 17 Besök, 9 Röster ,1.07 Resultat
Dinosaur   2019-10-27

What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Kommentarer, 10 Besök, 8 Röster ,3.48 Resultat
Dr Pepper   2019-10-27

Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br> Because she died.


0 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 7 Röster ,2.28 Resultat
RobDavenport 61 M
8  Artiklar
Doctor's wife   2019-10-27

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to wor <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize. <br><br> ...


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RobDavenport 61 M
8  Artiklar
Threesome   2019-10-27

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.


1 Kommentarer, 12 Besök, 4 Röster ,3.63 Resultat
A Joke   2019-10-27

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to work. <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided to his wife to apologise . ...


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A Joke   2019-10-27

A girl about to be married confessed to her close friend that she was not, as her fiance thought, a virgin. She asked her friend what to do. "No Problem, " said the friend, had just finished watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. "Just buy a piece of raw liver and shove it up inside you. It will make you tight and he will never know the difference." The girl followed this ...


0 Kommentarer, 32 Besök, 3 Röster ,4.41 Resultat
foundmature121 42 M
10  Artiklar
like to meet   2019-10-27

i like to meet and around and missed around to get to know her funny side first to get her feel like open


1 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 2 Röster ,1.73 Resultat
Banana   2019-10-26

What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br> Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!


0 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 7 Röster ,2.53 Resultat
Mafia   2019-10-26

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br> slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.


0 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 7 Röster ,1.51 Resultat
Guitar teacher   2019-10-26

Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br> For fingering a minor.


0 Kommentarer, 3 Besök, 3 Röster ,1.47 Resultat
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artiklar
Here's the pussy   2019-10-26

Best pussy ever , couldn't ask for more


0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 1 Röster ,5.00 Resultat
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artiklar
Here's the pussy   2019-10-26

Best pussy ever


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Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artiklar
Here's the pussy   2019-10-26

Best pussy ever


2 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 2 Röster
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artiklar
Best pussy ever   2019-10-26

Apparently I can't take a photo


0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 1 Röster ,2.40 Resultat
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artiklar
Best pussy ever   2019-10-26

Apparently I can't take a photo


0 Kommentarer, 0 Besök, 0 Röster
Its the way i tell em   2019-10-26

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's ...


0 Kommentarer, 22 Besök, 2 Röster ,5.20 Resultat
Best pick up line?   2019-10-25

Comment your best pickup line?


3 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 2 Röster ,2.42 Resultat
Santa Claus   2019-10-25

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br> He only comes once a year.


0 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.16 Resultat
Used condoms   2019-10-25

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? <br><br> One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.


0 Kommentarer, 3 Besök, 3 Röster ,2.94 Resultat
Closed brothel   2019-10-25

What does the sign on a closed brothel say? <br><br> Beat it, we’re closed.


0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 1 Röster ,3.70 Resultat
Jdawg694u2 44 M
1  Artikel
Dating a midget   2019-10-25

I once dated a midget. Ya I was just nuts over her. Bah ha ha ha


0 Kommentarer, 1 Besök, 1 Röster
A Joke   2019-10-25

I came home from work the other night and caught my wife shagging a total stranger. I shouted "What the hell do you think you are doing"?and she replied"I told you he was stupid" .


0 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 4 Röster ,2.86 Resultat
G-spot   2019-10-24

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball... <br><br> A man will for a golf ball.


1 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 3 Röster ,0.98 Resultat
Hmmmm   2019-10-24

So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 2 Röster
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artiklar
What happens when you make it 11 points per chat?   2019-10-24

We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered anymore.


1 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 3 Röster ,2.45 Resultat
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artiklar
What happens when you make it 11 points per chat?   2019-10-24

We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered anymore.


0 Kommentarer, 2 Besök, 0 Röster
ski76940 70 M
1  Artikel
Why did the chicken cross...   2019-10-23

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? <br><br> To get back to the same side.


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 2 Röster ,4.50 Resultat
What is the best snack to eat?   2019-10-23

CUMtwat


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How much...   2019-10-22

A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points.


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 3 Röster
roko_1970 51 M
9  Artiklar
Lame joke for points   2019-10-21

Q-Why did the Irish lass take the contraceptive pill twice? A- To be sure to be sure


0 Kommentarer, 11 Besök, 2 Röster ,0.34 Resultat
sorry need more points   2019-10-21

points points points points points points points points.


1 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 4 Röster ,1.69 Resultat
points points points points points points points points.   2019-10-21

points points points points points points points points.


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A cheesy joke, literally   2019-10-21

Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? <br><br> A. There was nothing left but de Brie.


0 Kommentarer, 3 Besök, 2 Röster ,2.42 Resultat
Bigdeemikeh2 36 M
9  Artiklar
More points train coming through   2019-10-20

Just need more points. AdultFriendFinder, why you gotta be like this?


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.49 Resultat
foundmature121 42 M
10  Artiklar
whores   2019-10-19

some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy thats all to men


1 Kommentarer, 14 Besök, 7 Röster ,0.24 Resultat
roko_1970 51 M
9  Artiklar
More points   2019-10-19

Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points? A-It was pointless


0 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 6 Röster ,1.66 Resultat
roko_1970 51 M
9  Artiklar
How do you know when....   2019-10-19

Q-How do you know when your at a gay BBQ? A- When all the sausages taste like shit.


0 Kommentarer, 6 Besök, 5 Röster ,1.84 Resultat
roko_1970 51 M
9  Artiklar
Must have more points   2019-10-18

Points points points and more importantly, more points because currently pointless


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 3 Röster ,2.45 Resultat
roko_1970 51 M
9  Artiklar
Must have more points   2019-10-18

Points points points


0 Kommentarer, 4 Besök, 4 Röster ,0.92 Resultat
points   2019-10-16

we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke


2 Kommentarer, 12 Besök, 7 Röster ,3.30 Resultat
And the hits keep rolling on   2019-10-16

The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If you cant shoe the , you sure arent fucking riding it"


2 Kommentarer, 24 Besök, 10 Röster ,2.99 Resultat
more humour   2019-10-16

An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies. Says the : "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row. "Oh my ...


1 Kommentarer, 40 Besök, 6 Röster ,4.22 Resultat
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artiklar
Knock   2019-10-16

Knock knock <br><br> Who's there <br><br> Justin <br><br> Justin Who <br><br> Justin in time to get some points.


2 Kommentarer, 10 Besök, 5 Röster ,1.51 Resultat
More Humour   2019-10-14

Last night I rode my bike to the bar here in town and I had a few beers, followed by a few bourbons and a number of shots..... I still had the sense to know I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before, I locked up my bike in a secure place, and I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police check point on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved ...


0 Kommentarer, 35 Besök, 10 Röster ,4.18 Resultat
points   2019-10-14

points points points points points points points.


1 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 4 Röster ,2.86 Resultat
the points   2019-10-14

points points points points points points points.


1 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 4 Röster ,3.63 Resultat
points   2019-10-13

points points points points points points points points.


1 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 3 Röster ,2.94 Resultat
Points   2019-10-12

There's no point in this.


2 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 5 Röster ,3.14 Resultat
How many bears does it take   2019-10-12

You can’t tell a bear


0 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 2 Röster ,0.34 Resultat
How do you know when your best best friend is vegan?   2019-10-10

Don't worry he will tell you.


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How do you know when your best best friend is vegan?   2019-10-10

Don't worry he will tell you.


0 Kommentarer, 5 Besök, 5 Röster ,0.86 Resultat
skylarhaley 18 M
1  Artikel
bad jokes   2019-10-09

What is Jafar when he is next to you? Ja-near What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What did the eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells


1 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 8 Röster ,1.86 Resultat
ye olde joke   2019-10-08

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? <br><br> He felt his presents!


0 Kommentarer, 8 Besök, 7 Röster ,2.53 Resultat
Bad Joke . . .   2019-10-08

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field


0 Kommentarer, 7 Besök, 4 Röster ,2.08 Resultat