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barzelletta   26/9/2015

Oro oro disse la vacca sotto al toro. E poi un autista ferma una ragazza che fa autostop in autostrada, la fa salire e gli dice o canti tutto il viaggio o fai pompini e lei ma io non so cantare, ,


0 Commenti, 17 Visite, 6 Voti ,3.08 Punteggio
barzellette in salsa venete   26/9/2015

un gondoliere cantava una cantilena che sboro sotto il moro e ciavo come un toro e la ripeteva di gusto, si avvicina alla riva e vede una suora giovane che vuole salire. Lei sale e continua a cantare il solito ritornello, poi senza timore chiede alla suora cosa ne dice di un pompino, la religiosa guarda nel suo breviario e risponde non si può peccati di gola. lui continua a cantare e gli chiede ...


0 Commenti, 11 Visite, 4 Voti ,3.63 Punteggio
suora e camionista2   8/9/2012

come nella precedente suora all'autostop e camionista che chiede il "pedaggio"... Ma io sono la sposa del signore, non mi posso concedere! -Niente scopata, niente passaggio!! Va bene, ma devo restare vergine: la mia castità è di dio, le concedo il didietro a patto che si addossi il peccato. -Accetto Al momento di scendere ad assisi, il camionista: Allora madre i camioinisti ne sanno una più ...


2 Commenti, 68 Visite, 14 Voti ,3.30 Punteggio
fiorentinoxxxxx 65 U
3  Articoli
come far urlare una donna   18/7/2012

due amici: "sai come far urlare una donna dopo un orgasmo?" "no, dimmi" "prova a pulirti l'uccello sulle tende...."


2 Commenti, 51 Visite, 14 Voti ,4.26 Punteggio
FROM ANIMAL DOCTOR   3/10/2011

In the waiting room of a well known veterinarian, there are two ladies. One with a small dachshund and the other with a beautiful Great Dane. The one with the Great Dane asks another "Beautiful his dog ... what is he doing here ..??" The lady with the dachshund says " Look I do not say ... but I am desperate ... ... and sees is small but awesome ... has anal sex all dogs in the park ...males and ...


0 Commenti, 12 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
DAL VETERINARIO   3/10/2011

Nella sala d’aspetto di un noto veterinario ci sono due signore. Una con un piccolo bassotto e l’altra con un bellissimo alano. Quella con l’alano chiede all’altra.”Bellino il suo …cosa ci fa qui..??” La signora col bassotto risponde “Guardi non mi faccia dire…ma sono disperata… lo vede…e piccino ..ma è tremendo…mi s’inchiappetta tutti i cani del parco…maschi e ...


0 Commenti, 34 Visite, 5 Voti ,4.12 Punteggio
rm_RenzoeLucia4 65 C
1  Articolo
Ognuno si tenga la sua   1/10/2011

Non capisco quando si mette di che religione siete!io sono atea e i cattolici non li capisco veramente molto , trovo un anacronismo professarsi cosi' cattolici praticanti ortodossi sposarsi di fronte a un povero cristo in croce promettere di non commettere atti impuri e fedelta' davanti a lui e poi ritrovarsi su questo sito a far le peggior cose, allora evitate di mettere di che religione siete, ...


1 Commenti, 20 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.47 Punteggio
coppiainibita 41 C
9  Articoli
VIAGRA   18/6/2011

Due amiche si incontrano dopo diverso tempo.Una fa all'altra: ciao Nadia come va? E COME VA...MALE!!! e cosa è mai successo? MIO MARITO...SONO TRE MESI CHE NON SI SCOPA!!! e tu fai una cosa, te lo dò io, mettigli una pasticca di viagra nel pranzo vedrai che ...


2 Commenti, 129 Visite, 17 Voti ,3.41 Punteggio
coppiainibita 41 C
9  Articoli
cazzo lungo   28/2/2011

Due elefanti si incamminano per andare ad abbeverarsi giunti sulla sponda di un corso d'acqua notano un uomo nudo in piedi sulla sponda opposta. Un elefante fa all'altro:MA QUELLO COME FA A BERE?/8b


3 Commenti, 103 Visite, 13 Voti ,3.65 Punteggio
coppiainibita 41 C
9  Articoli
un bagno al mare   19/2/2011

Con il mare un pò mosso una bellissima donna sulla quarantina decide di andare a fare il bagno, un giovanotto titubante per le condizioni del mare vede la donna e gli fa: A SIGNO' SE TOCCA ? -OGGI NO C'E' MI MARITO!!!


3 Commenti, 88 Visite, 9 Voti ,2.78 Punteggio
coppiainibita 41 C
9  Articoli
5 euro pe scopà   18/2/2011

Un uomo una sera venne assalito da un irrefrenabile desiderio di scopare e quindi a bordo della sua auto si mise in cerca di una mignotta.Unico problema :aveva con se soltanto 5 euro.Questo però non lo fece desistere e quindi abbordò una mignotta e le chiede: QUANTO VUOI? 30 rispose la mignotta. IO C'HO 5 EURO CHE ME FAI FARE? Con 5 euro te la posso fa guardà.NO NO TROPPO POCO.Riparte con ...


2 Commenti, 132 Visite, 13 Voti ,2.98 Punteggio
coppiainibita 41 C
9  Articoli
ovo sodo   17/2/2011

'Na coppia de sposetti decide d'anna' 'n viaggio de nozze a Parigi e de ?nnacce cor treno.prenoteno 'a cuccetta e all'ora de partenza der treno se presenteno a Termini.Monteno sur treno e troveno subito 'a cuccetta prenotata poseno li bagaji quanno noteno sur coridoio fora 'a cuccetta 'n prete. -Scusi padre ma che pure lei dorme dentro a sta cuccetta? -me ...


0 Commenti, 39 Visite, 8 Voti ,3.01 Punteggio
coppiainibita 41 C
9  Articoli
L'autista   16/2/2011

N'omo su la sessantina monta sull'autobusse e se mette accanto ar conducente , in piedi.L'auto chiude 'e porte e ariparte , doppo 'na ventina de metri fatti, 'sto signore fa: Puuh che autista !!! E sputa per tera su lo scalino de la porta davanti.Er conducente se lo guarda 'n attimo pe storto e aricomincia 'a corsa.Fa 'nantra fermata 'a gente monta e scenne se richiudeno 'e porte e se ...


0 Commenti, 48 Visite, 7 Voti ,3.55 Punteggio
Bump144 72 U
823  Articoli
DEAR TIDE   29/1/2011

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it all of my married life, AND as my Mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.

My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and ...


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 2 Voti ,0.34 Punteggio
mrstallion 44 U
10  Articoli
swedish student   10/12/2009

At a local college, there was a dance.

A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we ...


0 Commenti, 23 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
mrstallion 44 U
10  Articoli
three guys   10/12/2009

Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed.

In the morning, the guy on the right said "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"

The guy on the left replied "That's weird so did I"

Finally, the guy in the middle said "Lucky for you guys...I only dream't I was skiing"


0 Commenti, 10 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
mrstallion 44 U
10  Articoli
group sex   10/12/2009

Two friends: - Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come? - Of course! How many people are coming? - Three, if you bring your girlfriend.


0 Commenti, 10 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
mrstallion 44 U
10  Articoli
condom   10/12/2009

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.


0 Commenti, 7 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
mrstallion 44 U
10  Articoli
Pinocchio   10/12/2009

Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: - Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls. - You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it. After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio: - Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls? - Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls ...


0 Commenti, 7 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
mrstallion 44 U
10  Articoli
68   10/12/2009

While making love, he says: - Darling, let's do 68! - 68??? What's that? - You do it to me and I'll owe you one.


0 Commenti, 6 Visite, 0 Voti
mrstallion 44 U
10  Articoli
sperm bank robbery   10/12/2009

SPERM BANK ROBBERY

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and ...


0 Commenti, 3 Visite, 1 Voti ,5.00 Punteggio
girlzeena 65 D
39  Articoli
Moral of The Story   11/8/2009

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts named Linda Marie.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.

He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about ...


2 Commenti, 27 Visite, 7 Voti ,5.33 Punteggio
getdown1st 68 C
213  Articoli
cutbacks   22/3/2009

Dear Employee

As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future.

Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the next fiscal year, via ...


1 Commenti, 8 Visite, 3 Voti ,5.39 Punteggio
The Priest The Preacher & The Rabbi   1/2/2009

A Catholic Priest, Methodist Preacher, and a Jewish Rabbi were sitting around discussing how they divide the take from each Sabbath.

The Priest said, "What I do is draw a line down the center of the room and then throw the money up in the air. Whatever lands on the left is God's, whatever lands on the right is mine."

The Preacher said, "Well I do almost the same thing only I ...


0 Commenti, 11 Visite, 1 Voti ,5.00 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
drinking,gambling,and golf   7/12/2008

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"

"No, I stopped drinking years ago, " the bum said.

"Will you use it to gamble?"

"I don't ...


0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
Swankie57 65 U
50  Articoli
Can I have a Calf?   8/11/2008

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?' Bud ...


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 1 Voti ,5.00 Punteggio
dajkiry 65 U
1  Articolo
ma che abbiamo...   2/8/2008

ma che abbiamo perso il senso dell humor ? non si posta più articoli qui ! almeno ci facevamo due risate...ora non ho una buona battuta, appena mi passa per l' anticamera del cervello, torno e posto. buon sesso a tutti.


0 Commenti, 11 Visite, 3 Voti ,3.43 Punteggio
Importante!!   3/3/2008

I responsabili di questa chat hanno deciso d'assegnare un appuntamento al buio a tutti i membri.

Scherzo, ..ma se fosse fatto davvero??


2 Commenti, 44 Visite, 7 Voti ,4.57 Punteggio
rm_joppy733 50 U
1  Articolo
ciao   4/2/2007

ciao


0 Commenti, 17 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.04 Punteggio
rm_caioacido28 49 U
16  Articoli
Sinonimi ma contrari   5/1/2007

E' incredibile come la lingua italiana contenga delle sottigliezze. Eccone alcune particolarmente interessanti:

Un cortigiano: un uomo che vive a corte Una : una mignotta
Un massaggiatore: un Kinesiterapista Una massaggiatrice: una mignotta
Un professionista: un uomo che conosce bene la sua professione Una professionista: una mignotta
Un ...


0 Commenti, 108 Visite, 17 Voti ,4.12 Punteggio
rm_caioacido28 49 U
16  Articoli
Il rapporto uomo-donna   3/1/2007

Non avevo mai capito perché i bisogni sessuali degli uomini e delle donne sono così differenti. Non avevo mai capito tutte quelle storie di Marte e Venere. E non avevo mai capito perché gli uomini riflettessero con la testa e le donne con il cuore.
Una notte della settimana scorsa, mia moglie ed io ci siamo coricati, abbiamo cominciato a stuzzicarci sotto le coperte ...


0 Commenti, 25 Visite, 5 Voti ,0.21 Punteggio
rm_caioacido28 49 U
16  Articoli
Il rapporto uomo-donna   3/1/2007

Non avevo mai capito perché i bisogni sessuali degli uomini e delle donne sono così differenti. Non avevo mai capito tutte quelle storie di Marte e Venere. E non avevo mai capito perché gli uomini riflettessero con la testa e le donne con il cuore.
Una notte della settimana scorsa, mia moglie ed io ci siamo coricati, abbiamo cominciato a stuzzicarci sotto le coperte ...


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.04 Punteggio
rm_caioacido28 49 U
16  Articoli
MANCA...   3/1/2007

Mi manca la tua , mi manca l'odore che avevi che mi inebriava i sensi. Il solo vederti significava felicità, un bacio sul tuo morbido corpo era fonte di piacere, e mi dava forza, e vigore. Mi manchi....mi manchi Nutella.


1 Commenti, 15 Visite, 4 Voti ,0.53 Punteggio
rm_caioacido28 49 U
16  Articoli
Benvenuti!   13/12/2006

In questo luogo si celebra la bellezza dell'orgasmo femminile, il canto più ammaliante e misterioso che si possa udire in natura. Questi audioblog sono realizzati da chi li invia. Inviarli e/o ascoltarli sono atti psicomagici che vi aiuteranno a scoprire i vostri dei interiori. Buona permanenza.
Cara amica, registra il tuo orgasmo in mp3 e invialo a questo blog, e lo ...


0 Commenti, 15 Visite, 3 Voti ,3.43 Punteggio
rm_caioacido28 49 U
16  Articoli
bronx   13/12/2006

e' sera nelle strade buie e sporche in un quartiere del Bronx, cammina un ragazzo che torna a casa dopo una serata al Bar, a un certo punto si accorge che qualcuno lo sta seguendo, lui accellera il passo, ma quello li lo segue ancora, gira a destra e il tipo e' sempre li dietro di lui, s'infila in una stradina e si rende conto di non poter scappare e' una strada chiusa....gli si avvicina ...


1 Commenti, 21 Visite, 6 Voti ,2.23 Punteggio
TantricLove27 36 U
1  Articolo
Just for points   21/11/2021

👍


1 Commenti, 14 Visite, 1 Voti ,5.00 Punteggio
Blueb0y67 63 U
8  Articoli
Meeting on a train   2/10/2021

A couple of bi curious guys met on AdultFriendFinder, they chatted for a while and decided they would meet on a train, fourth carriage they agreed on the am to Euston, one said you will recognise I will have my lunch in a bright green lunch box. <br><br> They came across each other on the train sitting next to each other, onw said "shit I cannot wait, I need to fuck you now", the other ...


0 Commenti, 69 Visite, 4 Voti ,4.41 Punteggio
Blueb0y67 63 U
8  Articoli
Paddy & Mick go hunting....   2/10/2021

Paddy and Mick met on a hookup site, they were both mid 30's & Bi curious but also married so neither could host, they arranged a short hunting trip so as not to draw suspiscion from their wives. <br><br> Meeting in the woods they set of to experiment and fool around for a bit, arriving a small clearing by a stream Mick declared "this will do nicely get your cock ...


0 Commenti, 33 Visite, 2 Voti ,5.20 Punteggio
afl0ribama1 54 U
3  Articoli
Something new something different   25/8/2021

After lunch Sara sat reading when George walked in. He made small talk as he moved around the kitchen. Clomp, clomp, clomp of his new boots as he moved around and yet he received no failed to get a response from Sara. Determined to get a response from her he left the kitchen and and disrobed with the exception of his new boots. Clomp, clomp, clomp as he moved around again making small talk. Once ...


0 Commenti, 49 Visite, 2 Voti ,3.12 Punteggio
Otis_Good 71 U
18  Articoli
Bad Luck   2/5/2021

An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not seen each other for many years so they had much to talk about and many old memories to renew. After some time, one said to the other, "If you don’t mind my saying so, you don’t look very good, you must have experienced some bad luck." <br><br> "Yes, " the other ...


0 Commenti, 95 Visite, 5 Voti ,4.12 Punteggio
DocManther 56 U
4  Articoli
How do you get a Nun pregnant   22/4/2021

You fuck her!


0 Commenti, 37 Visite, 1 Voti ,5.00 Punteggio
Squirt_Professor 70 C
40  Articoli
Shark lesions.   31/3/2021

The young shark swam up to his dad and said, “Dad I want to do something fun today!” The dad turned and asked his son, “Do you see that capsized ship and the people in the water over there?” The son turned and said yes. The dad replied, “well were going to swim over there and while swimming around those people we are going to show them the tip of our fins.” The son, excited followed ...


2 Commenti, 114 Visite, 2 Voti ,3.81 Punteggio
Ravenloft01 37 U
1  Articolo
They say this is how it works   7/2/2021

They say you do this for .. I hope its true


0 Commenti, 36 Visite, 1 Voti
Not coming back   29/1/2021

She told me that we couldn;t afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65. on her makeup. And I asked her how I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she is coming back.


1 Commenti, 54 Visite, 4 Voti ,4.02 Punteggio
sweetlysassy10 56 D
4  Articoli
Just for points, that all   22/1/2021

Just for , that all


2 Commenti, 9 Visite, 0 Voti
Sally   5/1/2021

Little Sally arrived home from school one afternoon and told her mother that Frankie Robinson had been showing his penis while on the playground that morning. Before the mother could respond, Sally said, it reminded me of a peanut. Now with a little smirk on her face mother said you mean that it was tiny? No, remarked Sally. It was salty .


1 Commenti, 82 Visite, 2 Voti ,4.50 Punteggio
Points   23/12/2020

Just for points, that all


0 Commenti, 9 Visite, 2 Voti ,5.20 Punteggio
how many times do you tickle an octopus   21/12/2020

10 tickles


1 Commenti, 38 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
the interview   8/12/2020

a man is called into the interview from the waiting room and immediately notices that the man interviewing, has no ears. Throughout the interview he can't help but keep looking at the man's missing ears. At the end, the interviewer asked; do you notice something about me? The man answered, you have no ears. Obviously displeased, the interviewer said, sorry but you won't be a fit for ...


0 Commenti, 147 Visite, 5 Voti ,3.80 Punteggio
DocManther 56 U
4  Articoli
The Man   3/12/2020

A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner you're going upstairs with me, and ...


0 Commenti, 132 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
DocManther 56 U
4  Articoli
The Man   3/12/2020

A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner you're going upstairs with me, and ...


0 Commenti, 58 Visite, 2 Voti ,3.81 Punteggio
Bigjay5847 49 U
1  Articolo
Speeding Ticket   26/11/2020

A man was driving down a dark road one evening. It was late and there were no other cars on the road. He decided to see how fast his car would go. As he mashed the accelerator he felt the car lurch forward with power. As he got up to 90mph he passed under a bridge. Before long there were red and blue lights in his rearview, so the man pulls over and gets all his legal documents together. The ...


3 Commenti, 166 Visite, 6 Voti ,3.37 Punteggio
aLexbiss000 35 U
1  Articolo
Funny one 🤔😂   3/11/2020

There was a person. They were two. A short, an average and a tall. The first say to the fourth. What do you want or an apple? The next day it was raining...lol 🤷‍♂️ <br><br> [image]...


1 Commenti, 66 Visite, 3 Voti ,0.49 Punteggio
rdw1000 52 U
9  Articoli
blonde wife   22/9/2020

One winter morning in Syracuse a husband and his blonde wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through... So the good wife went and moved her car. <br><br> <br><br> A week later while they ...


2 Commenti, 187 Visite, 7 Voti ,5.08 Punteggio
rdw1000 52 U
9  Articoli
Turn about is fair play   22/9/2020

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought...you were looking 4 tampons 4 ur ...


1 Commenti, 128 Visite, 4 Voti ,3.63 Punteggio
rdw1000 52 U
9  Articoli
WALMART   22/9/2020

Things to do at WALMART while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just ...


0 Commenti, 83 Visite, 2 Voti ,5.20 Punteggio
rdw1000 52 U
9  Articoli
Catholic school girls   22/9/2020

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic girls and they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Tami, have you ever had any contact with a naughty organ? ' She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through ...


1 Commenti, 105 Visite, 6 Voti ,4.50 Punteggio
rdw1000 52 U
9  Articoli
Blond Jokes   22/9/2020

Two blonds standing naked in front of a mirror checking each other ...the one suddenly says - Hey - you ve got black hair down there...the other responds with a smile - You think I am everywhere? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? <br><br> They went to see "Closed for the ...


0 Commenti, 60 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
rdw1000 52 U
9  Articoli
Potentially and Realistically   22/9/2020

For a project a went up to his father and said, >>"Dad, >> the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference >>between >> potentially and realistically. Can you help me?" >> >> The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your >> if >> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask ...


0 Commenti, 47 Visite, 1 Voti ,5.00 Punteggio
rdw1000 52 U
9  Articoli
Politics explained   22/9/2020

A little goes to his dad and asks, "What is >Politics?" > > >Dad says, "Well , let try to explain it this >way: > > > I am the head of the family, so The >President. > > > Your is the administrator of the , so >we her the Government. > > > We are here to take care of your needs, so we will > you the People. > > > ...


0 Commenti, 37 Visite, 0 Voti
rdw1000 52 U
9  Articoli
>Guys' Rules   22/9/2020

> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the >guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) > We always hear "the rules" From the female side. > > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! > Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! > > > > > > > 1. ...


0 Commenti, 51 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
rdw1000 52 U
9  Articoli
Your Holiness   22/9/2020

After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the limo – and he doesn’t light – the chauffeur notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse , Your Holiness, ” says the chauffeur, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” “Well, to tell you the truth, ” says the Pope, “they never let drive the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.” ...


0 Commenti, 55 Visite, 1 Voti ,5.00 Punteggio
TonyDa1212 60 U
1  Articolo
What Time Is It?   2/9/2020

Adam and his wife were taking a walk in the desert, just outside a city, to pass time. After having walked a little while, the couple wanted to check the time, out of curiosity, but Adam had forgotten his wristwatch back at the hotel. <br><br> They noticed a frail old man, sitting by his donkey in the hot sand, about a hundred meters away, and decided to ask him. "Excuse me sir, ...


2 Commenti, 112 Visite, 4 Voti ,4.41 Punteggio
DocManther 56 U
4  Articoli
O.J. Simpson   26/8/2020

I heard OJ is going to take another stab at marriage!


1 Commenti, 14 Visite, 3 Voti ,2.45 Punteggio
Clodiusthefirst 77 U
23  Articoli
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUFF ADDER??   18/8/2020

Someone who farts in the bath then counts the bubbles !


0 Commenti, 7 Visite, 0 Voti
jlscranton 34 U
1  Articolo
today!?   8/8/2020

knock knock


0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 0 Voti
Bhard987 63 U
1  Articolo
What do you call a   7/8/2020

What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? A Lickasaurous


0 Commenti, 8 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
celebration   20/6/2020

I walked into a bar and told the bartender "give ne 5 shots of whiskey". He lined them up, poured them, and i drank them. He asked me "Celebrating?" I replied "kind of. First blow job." He smiled "Congratulations. Let me buy you a beer." I told him "If 5 shots of whiskey couldnt get the taste out of my mouth, i dont think a beer is going to ...


1 Commenti, 31 Visite, 3 Voti ,3.92 Punteggio
work like joke   4/6/2020

work like joke


0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
What did the fist say to the face   2/6/2020

Pow right on the kisser


1 Commenti, 3 Visite, 0 Voti
DocManther 56 U
4  Articoli
What's the difference between a rock and a dead hooker?   29/4/2020

You can't fuck a rock, !


1 Commenti, 31 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.49 Punteggio
Curious2014z2015 56 U
8  Articoli
Pub   21/4/2020

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a pub <br><br> Those were the days.......


0 Commenti, 96 Visite, 5 Voti ,4.77 Punteggio
cozzycouple 66 C
105  Articoli
Addiction   19/4/2020

I used to be addicted to the HOKEY POKEY..............but I turned myself around.


2 Commenti, 26 Visite, 3 Voti ,2.45 Punteggio
Clodiusthefirst 77 U
23  Articoli
Deer joke No2   10/4/2020

What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?.........Still no idea....


0 Commenti, 68 Visite, 3 Voti ,2.94 Punteggio
Physics   7/4/2020

A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The bartender says...for you, no charge.


3 Commenti, 28 Visite, 7 Voti ,4.82 Punteggio
Physics   7/4/2020

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the bartender says for you....no charge.


1 Commenti, 21 Visite, 1 Voti ,1.10 Punteggio
RLRlick 63 U
21  Articoli
people in a bar / Club   24/3/2020

in a club / bar / on this site ... ALL people.... LGBT ++ . Straight . BI. ... Single / married are like shots of alcohol .. <br><br> . Everyone is looking for the best ... { LICKER } Liqueur . >>! happym; happyf;


2 Commenti, 18 Visite, 3 Voti ,1.96 Punteggio
Ha   23/3/2020

Life is a dick <br><br> But sometimes you have to suck it up as it cums.


0 Commenti, 8 Visite, 1 Voti ,5.00 Punteggio
SFnativeguy69 57 U
1  Articolo
When Michael Jackson was alive....   14/3/2020

Why did Michael Jackson go rushing to the local Walmart? <br><br> He heard that Boy's pants were half off!


0 Commenti, 8 Visite, 3 Voti ,3.43 Punteggio
parachute school   9/3/2020

a man comes home from army parachute . his friends all asked if he made and jumps yet and he said sure have. they asked if it was hard to jump that first time. he said it was very much. said he drifting farther and farther to the back of the line. then at last it was just him and a giant of a sgt. he yelled for me to jump and I just stood there shaking. he then said if I didnt jump he was going ...


4 Commenti, 250 Visite, 14 Voti ,5.86 Punteggio
little girls.......   23/2/2020

why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br> because they dont have balls to scratch


3 Commenti, 43 Visite, 11 Voti ,4.10 Punteggio
I don't think she is laughing...   19/2/2020

I got a laugh out of this..


0 Commenti, 16 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.16 Punteggio
How bad   19/2/2020

Yeah it's a trick question lol


0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.04 Punteggio
Curious2014z2015 56 U
8  Articoli
Storm Dennis   16/2/2020

I wouldn't say it's windy today but my wheelie bin has been sent for a speed awareness course on Tuesday


2 Commenti, 17 Visite, 4 Voti ,4.41 Punteggio
TOO MUCH TO DRINK   13/2/2020

After sitting at the bar all afternoon and drinking way too much, the bartender told him that he could not serve him anymore. After a brief rebuttal the man reluctantly left. A short time later the man came in the back door and seated himself at the bar. Quickly the bartender came down and told him, No more for you. I told you that you must leave. Once more after a brief argument the man left. It ...


5 Commenti, 176 Visite, 11 Voti ,4.29 Punteggio
BuckNaked3030 45 U
1  Articolo
Husband bring home flowers.   9/2/2020

A husband coming home with a dozen roses for his wife. She says "I guess I you want me to open my legs now." He replies "Don't you have a vase?"


2 Commenti, 25 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.82 Punteggio
Royston912 44 U
3  Articoli
Penis size   9/2/2020

You know someone once asked how big I was. I replied well I'm only 2"s............ Off the floor


1 Commenti, 43 Visite, 5 Voti ,1.51 Punteggio
COguy81416 46 U
7  Articoli
points   4/2/2020

whats the hardest thing on this site? getting


5 Commenti, 38 Visite, 11 Voti ,0.92 Punteggio
TravelingMan524 71 U
17  Articoli
Tooth Brush   1/2/2020

How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a Hillbilly ? <br><br> . Because if anyone else had invented it ....it would be a teeth brush


1 Commenti, 18 Visite, 11 Voti ,1.30 Punteggio
TravelingMan524 71 U
17  Articoli
The difference between a wife & a girlfriend   1/2/2020

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? <br><br> A: About 40 lbs <br><br> Second A:Girlfriend takes part of your ....If you divorce , wife takes it all


1 Commenti, 53 Visite, 10 Voti ,1.00 Punteggio
johnxtcnclouds 53 U
1  Articolo
smoke   28/1/2020

cloudy evening


0 Commenti, 23 Visite, 7 Voti ,1.51 Punteggio
Another Funny Pic I found.   27/1/2020

hope you get a laugh..


0 Commenti, 12 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.86 Punteggio
Mr and Mrs Frankenstine   27/1/2020

Found this funny


0 Commenti, 10 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.16 Punteggio
Shrewdy2 60 U
6  Articoli
No need to swear!   27/1/2020

What do we want? A cure for Tourette's, When do we want it? 'C**T'!!


1 Commenti, 22 Visite, 11 Voti ,3.35 Punteggio
Rocker5319 61 U
1  Articolo
upset blonde   24/1/2020

sat next a blonde at the bar, she was sobbing , i ask why she was sobbing she said she had 3 sister but her brother had 4!


4 Commenti, 51 Visite, 10 Voti ,1.19 Punteggio
1hornycouple4you 69 C
1  Articolo
girl scouts   24/1/2020

What is the difference between a girl scout and a pigmy? <br><br> A pigmy is a cunning little runt. A girl scout is a running little ?


2 Commenti, 35 Visite, 12 Voti ,2.62 Punteggio
Brad30fun 34 U
2  Articoli
Points are funny   23/1/2020




0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
Wayneb51841 42 U
5  Articoli
Joke   23/1/2020

Jokingly love points


0 Commenti, 6 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.82 Punteggio
Wayneb51841 42 U
5  Articoli
Joking   23/1/2020

Jokes for points


1 Commenti, 9 Visite, 6 Voti ,3.08 Punteggio
points and a joke   22/1/2020

man and a young girl were playing a card game for or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't, but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't want it bad enough


0 Commenti, 28 Visite, 7 Voti ,2.02 Punteggio
points and a joke   22/1/2020

man and a young girl were playing a card game for or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't, but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't want it bad enough


0 Commenti, 21 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.49 Punteggio
test jokers   22/1/2020

point rewards test


2 Commenti, 11 Visite, 8 Voti ,2.55 Punteggio
bradtfuntimes614 49 U
2  Articoli
Monday   20/1/2020

Let’s start the week off good. Who has the funny?


0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 3 Voti ,0.49 Punteggio
coxsic66 47 U
1  Articolo
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   20/1/2020

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmxxxxxxxxxxx


2 Commenti, 16 Visite, 8 Voti ,0.47 Punteggio
Funchat805 33 U
6  Articoli
This site   19/1/2020

That’s the joke <br><br> Posting for


1 Commenti, 14 Visite, 9 Voti ,2.78 Punteggio
hambone52442 30 U
1  Articolo
jimmy and his cat   17/1/2020

At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’”


1 Commenti, 36 Visite, 13 Voti ,3.48 Punteggio
Ellsfun4311 38 U
7  Articoli
Points   16/1/2020

Yup, just one of those I need points posts


1 Commenti, 12 Visite, 8 Voti ,4.41 Punteggio
JESSWAYNE69 53 U
1  Articolo
knock knock   16/1/2020

who is there


0 Commenti, 27 Visite, 8 Voti ,1.39 Punteggio
Pleasure_KingXXX 43 U
5  Articoli
Funny   15/1/2020

A man and a woman started have in the middle of a dark forest. After about minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, " too, you've been eating grass for the past minutes!"


2 Commenti, 31 Visite, 13 Voti ,2.30 Punteggio
cave man pussy   15/1/2020

why did cave men drag their women around by their hair? <br><br> they learned the hard what that if they dragged them by their feet that the pussy would fill up with dirt


1 Commenti, 34 Visite, 13 Voti ,2.47 Punteggio
bradfuntymes614 49 U
5  Articoli
hump day   15/1/2020

double meaning but lets have some funny jokes get over the hump/


0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
nautical3 61 U
6  Articoli
Cards   14/1/2020

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


0 Commenti, 12 Visite, 8 Voti ,3.01 Punteggio
nautical3 61 U
6  Articoli
Christmas   14/1/2020

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took ...


3 Commenti, 107 Visite, 9 Voti ,3.00 Punteggio
nautical3 61 U
6  Articoli
Kids these days ;)   14/1/2020

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."


1 Commenti, 26 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.49 Punteggio
tallcool2013 48 U
21  Articoli
joke toke   13/1/2020

two rabies walk into a bar


1 Commenti, 44 Visite, 8 Voti ,1.86 Punteggio
TheWolfe84 39 U
6  Articoli
Life is a dick   13/1/2020

But sometimes you just have to suck it up as it comes.


0 Commenti, 11 Visite, 9 Voti ,1.93 Punteggio
TheWolfe84 39 U
6  Articoli
a cock is very similar to a Rubik's Cube   13/1/2020

The more time you spend playing with it the harder it gets.


0 Commenti, 7 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.08 Punteggio
TheWolfe84 39 U
6  Articoli
My old guitar teacher got arrested last week   13/1/2020

He got caught fingering A


0 Commenti, 16 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.73 Punteggio
TheWolfe84 39 U
6  Articoli
Difference between a G-spot and golfball   13/1/2020

A guy will search relentlessly for a golf ball.


0 Commenti, 6 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.04 Punteggio
TheWolfe84 39 U
6  Articoli
Congratulations to the scarecrow for his recent reward   13/1/2020

For being outstanding in his field.


0 Commenti, 2 Visite, 1 Voti ,1.10 Punteggio
TheWolfe84 39 U
6  Articoli
Difference between cats and dogs   13/1/2020

A can't get an MRI, but catscan.


0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 3 Voti ,0.49 Punteggio
TheWolfe84 39 U
6  Articoli
What do you call a cake made by a prostitute?   13/1/2020

Hoe-made


0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 1 Voti ,1.10 Punteggio
bradfuntymes614 49 U
5  Articoli
monday YUCK   13/1/2020

anyone got a good joke to brighten up the day?


0 Commenti, 2 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
plano_eli 35 U
7  Articoli
Squirting in self defense   11/1/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


3 Commenti, 16 Visite, 6 Voti ,3.93 Punteggio
plano_eli 35 U
7  Articoli
Squirting in self defense   11/1/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Commenti, 8 Visite, 4 Voti ,1.69 Punteggio
plano_eli 35 U
7  Articoli
Squirting in self defense   11/1/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 2 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio
plano_eli 35 U
7  Articoli
Squirting   11/1/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 1 Voti ,5.00 Punteggio
LonelyInBill 54 D
4  Articoli
anyone not like pussy?   10/1/2020

I didn't think so. Cum eat mine


0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
plano_eli 35 U
7  Articoli
Fearless Oral   9/1/2020

I love giving oral so much i do it even if there is a risk of dying from a battle axe. They can always say about he's glad he ate her.


0 Commenti, 6 Visite, 3 Voti ,1.47 Punteggio
bradfuntymes614 49 U
5  Articoli
thursday   9/1/2020

Any one got one? lets hear some funny stuff!!


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 2 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio
loveto_69u 56 U
5  Articoli
Knock Knock... Who's there?   9/1/2020

Points!... Points who! Do you have any because I sure dont!


1 Commenti, 6 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.04 Punteggio
loveto_69u 56 U
5  Articoli
Why did the chicken cross the road?   9/1/2020

Because he wasn't cooked! Ok I just needed ...


1 Commenti, 5 Visite, 1 Voti ,5.00 Punteggio
SecretxXxFantasy 29 U
1  Articolo
Motivation to lose weight and get fit   8/1/2020

An overweight guy signed up a special training program that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through 3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br> The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds a room full of naked ...


1 Commenti, 70 Visite, 11 Voti ,2.61 Punteggio
Who Rules the Sexual World   8/1/2020

Is it just or would a bi guy with a 9" cock that could host not rule the sexual world?


0 Commenti, 13 Visite, 9 Voti ,1.07 Punteggio
Ass Joke   8/1/2020

If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel it, did it happen.


1 Commenti, 14 Visite, 8 Voti ,2.32 Punteggio
getting some   8/1/2020

Someone accused me of getting some on the side. I said it had been so long I didn't know they had moved it.


0 Commenti, 11 Visite, 8 Voti ,1.86 Punteggio
what do you call an alligator detective?   8/1/2020

An investi-gator.


0 Commenti, 6 Visite, 5 Voti ,1.84 Punteggio
what do you call a pig that does karate?   8/1/2020

A pork Chop


0 Commenti, 9 Visite, 8 Voti ,1.86 Punteggio
Iwannacthat 56 U
7  Articoli
First video   7/1/2020

I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young back thrn!


0 Commenti, 13 Visite, 8 Voti ,3.01 Punteggio
harryfrank1111 43 U
2  Articoli
this im messanger   7/1/2020

points points points points points points points


0 Commenti, 8 Visite, 7 Voti ,1.26 Punteggio
coffeebuddy4u 54 U
1  Articolo
Hunting season   7/1/2020

A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful 1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his daughter comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when she tried to fuck herself. He ...


0 Commenti, 69 Visite, 9 Voti ,1.93 Punteggio
oraldeelite 60 U
5  Articoli
classic oldie   7/1/2020

Aunt Molly went to her local grocer to buy her favorite summer sausage to serve at the holidays. She served it as usual but her guests complained that it just wasn't very good. The next week back at the shop she asked the butcher what's with the sausage , it just wasn't as good as it had always been. He told her " at this time it was hard to make both ends meat !


1 Commenti, 37 Visite, 10 Voti ,2.59 Punteggio
metrowestfun30 34 U
7  Articoli
this is my joke for points   6/1/2020

not a joke. just need points


0 Commenti, 7 Visite, 5 Voti ,1.19 Punteggio
Mono or stereo?   6/1/2020

For earsex? You like both ears? Or just they should change hetero and homo to monosexual and stereosexual, but audiosex it would pertain better, thanks!


1 Commenti, 11 Visite, 7 Voti ,0.75 Punteggio
luv269_UrKitty 56 U
7  Articoli
Wish I had unlimited points..   6/1/2020

Thats notta joke..


1 Commenti, 7 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.86 Punteggio
luv269_UrKitty 56 U
7  Articoli
Wish I had unlimited points..   6/1/2020

Thats notta joke..


0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 1 Voti ,1.10 Punteggio
lookg4fun4all 65 U
8  Articoli
Two gay guys   5/1/2020

TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?


1 Commenti, 14 Visite, 6 Voti ,2.23 Punteggio
TravelingMan_90 34 U
5  Articoli
4 the points   5/1/2020

Need the points


1 Commenti, 10 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.49 Punteggio
what do you call a zebra with no legs   4/1/2020

a Savannah sandwich.


1 Commenti, 11 Visite, 8 Voti ,0.93 Punteggio
how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck?   4/1/2020

about 1 or 2 id guess.


3 Commenti, 11 Visite, 6 Voti ,1.66 Punteggio
lookg4fun4all 65 U
8  Articoli
Doctor visit   4/1/2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


1 Commenti, 15 Visite, 7 Voti ,2.53 Punteggio
lookg4fun4all 65 U
8  Articoli
Doctor visit   4/1/2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


1 Commenti, 12 Visite, 6 Voti ,0.23 Punteggio
lookg4fun4all 65 U
8  Articoli
Doctor visit   4/1/2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


0 Commenti, 9 Visite, 6 Voti ,2.51 Punteggio
lookg4fun4all 65 U
8  Articoli
Jerk off   3/1/2020

What do you call a man that cries while he pleausures himself? Answer- A tearjerker


0 Commenti, 8 Visite, 7 Voti ,1.00 Punteggio
drpassword 37 U
1  Articolo
love jokes   2/1/2020

love being funny! and laughing


0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 4 Voti ,0.14 Punteggio
lookg4fun4all 65 U
8  Articoli
the difference between a job and a wife   2/1/2020

What is the difference between a job and a wife? After years, your job still sucks!


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 3 Voti ,0.98 Punteggio
A Joke   2/1/2020

I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved it.


2 Commenti, 18 Visite, 8 Voti ,2.09 Punteggio
Timbuktu   1/1/2020

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br> Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...


1 Commenti, 47 Visite, 7 Voti ,2.53 Punteggio
Timbuktu   1/1/2020

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br> Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...


0 Commenti, 21 Visite, 4 Voti ,1.69 Punteggio
Sex Computer   1/1/2020

What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies


1 Commenti, 8 Visite, 6 Voti ,1.66 Punteggio
montrealvegan 20 U
1  Articolo
Why don't vegan girls moan during sex?   31/12/2019

Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat gave them such pleasure.


1 Commenti, 8 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.73 Punteggio
lookg4fun4all 65 U
8  Articoli
Jelly and Jam   31/12/2019

What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br> Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.


2 Commenti, 15 Visite, 7 Voti ,2.53 Punteggio
bradfuntimes614 49 U
5  Articoli
last day   31/12/2019

last day of the year who's got a good one?


0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 1 Voti ,1.10 Punteggio
What's Older and Needs a Plumber   31/12/2019

yo momma lol


0 Commenti, 3 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.04 Punteggio
lookg4fun4all 65 U
8  Articoli
Buying a fence   31/12/2019

Man walks into a local drugstore and goes up to counter to ask about condoms. The woman behind the counter was a good looking woman in her 40's asked him what size? The man being a rookie, replied, Size? They come in sizes? I am not sure. The woman said to go out back and you will see a fence with multiple different size holes. Figure out which hole is your size and come back to me and I ...


0 Commenti, 69 Visite, 9 Voti ,3.43 Punteggio
nhtoma603617 31 U
6  Articoli
What’s harder   29/12/2019

Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️


2 Commenti, 23 Visite, 13 Voti ,3.98 Punteggio
luv2_69urkitty 52 U
5  Articoli
Jokes?   28/12/2019

I need points and thats no joke


0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.86 Punteggio
pussyeater10988 45 U
3  Articoli
In case of sun burn   27/12/2019

I was talking a friend of mine and he told he takes viagra when he has a sun burn. I asked if it help sooth the burns, he told no, but it keeps the sheets of his thighs.


0 Commenti, 9 Visite, 6 Voti ,3.08 Punteggio
Bryser83 37 U
7  Articoli
Jokes get chicks   27/12/2019

All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing


1 Commenti, 10 Visite, 8 Voti ,3.71 Punteggio
Bryser83 37 U
7  Articoli
Jokes get chicks   27/12/2019

All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing


0 Commenti, 8 Visite, 3 Voti ,1.96 Punteggio
Joker   27/12/2019

Isn't the joke that I'm here trying to come up with one lol


0 Commenti, 2 Visite, 2 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio
bradfuntimes614 49 U
5  Articoli
de 26th   26/12/2019

oo day after xmas, must be some good jokes today. lets have them!!!


0 Commenti, 2 Visite, 2 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio
WillBDP999 27 U
2  Articoli
Points   23/12/2019

Just here for points if anyone wants some too


0 Commenti, 11 Visite, 11 Voti ,3.17 Punteggio
Brutus540054 33 U
1  Articolo
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after she asked for a white Christmas?   23/12/2019

Okay, just jingle my bells


0 Commenti, 12 Visite, 8 Voti ,2.32 Punteggio
pussyeater10988 45 U
3  Articoli
snail buys a car   22/12/2019

So a snail is at a car dealership looking to by a car and the dealer shows him several models before the snail sees nice used BMW he likes. Of course the snail barter over price and the snail finally saids, "Ok I will buy the car, but on one condition, you need to paint and 'S' on the doors." Dealer asks, "why do you want me to paint an "S" on the door?' Snail ...


1 Commenti, 35 Visite, 12 Voti ,4.04 Punteggio
naughtydeepcock8 36 U
6  Articoli
This site, does it count as a joke?   21/12/2019

they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly impossible . other options is and they and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!


1 Commenti, 19 Visite, 13 Voti ,3.81 Punteggio
dreamin414 31 U
1  Articolo
Men are like...   21/12/2019

… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. <br><br> … Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. <br><br> … Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. <br><br> … Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. <br><br> … Commercials. You ...


0 Commenti, 26 Visite, 13 Voti ,4.32 Punteggio
whos got jokes   20/12/2019

I hear lots of jokes, some are better than others for sure but I haven't heard any jokes about nipples... care to share?


0 Commenti, 6 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.82 Punteggio
thefonz224 38 U
4  Articoli
I like this joke   20/12/2019

A says a , "So, at place?" "!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over ...


0 Commenti, 14 Visite, 6 Voti ,1.37 Punteggio
The things we do for points   20/12/2019

1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. <br><br> 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. <br><br> LINKBOARD SELF-IMPROVEMENT BEAUTY CREEPY BOOKS TV + MOVIES Christmas Jokes FUNNYCHRISTMAS 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit Avatar By Mélanie ...


0 Commenti, 15 Visite, 9 Voti ,3.43 Punteggio
WillBDP999 27 U
2  Articoli
For the points   20/12/2019

Just here for the points, vote so you can get some too lol


1 Commenti, 7 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.49 Punteggio
xSimplesex 52 U
6  Articoli
Knock, knock ..   19/12/2019

'Knock, knock', goes the saying ... <br><br> ''s there?', is the proper reply ... <br><br> 'a duck', could be one answer ... <br><br> because no on e ever guesses a duck, that's why!


0 Commenti, 11 Visite, 8 Voti ,3.48 Punteggio
oraldeelite 60 U
5  Articoli
Xmas classic joke   17/12/2019

What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman? ...


3 Commenti, 58 Visite, 16 Voti ,2.69 Punteggio
BiggyBee2019 43 U
2  Articoli
Spanking   17/12/2019

A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her son’s bed. <br><br> She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks, “What do you think we should do?” <br><br> The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him is out of the question.”


0 Commenti, 17 Visite, 10 Voti ,2.79 Punteggio
antisocial200 21 U
2  Articoli
what do you call two guys no arms no legs sitting in the windowsill   16/12/2019

curt and rod


0 Commenti, 16 Visite, 11 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio
69kittylicr 56 U
6  Articoli
Knock Knock ... Whos There?   15/12/2019

Points.. Points who.. I need points!


1 Commenti, 9 Visite, 3 Voti ,1.47 Punteggio
xxsomeone2 57 U
1  Articolo
Fired   15/12/2019

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? <br><br> <br><br> Because he couldn't concentrate.


0 Commenti, 9 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.82 Punteggio
BiggyBee2019 43 U
2  Articoli
Aging :)   13/12/2019

An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."


0 Commenti, 7 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
BiggyBee2019 43 U
2  Articoli
Jealous?   13/12/2019

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost wife in the supermarket. Can you talk for a of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk a beautiful woman wife appears of nowhere.”


0 Commenti, 14 Visite, 1 Voti
vbottom91 32 U
1  Articolo
Joke joke joke   13/12/2019

What's a pirates fav letter you think it will be r but it's the c they love


0 Commenti, 11 Visite, 3 Voti ,2.94 Punteggio
Wlong124 50 U
3  Articoli
Just incase   13/12/2019

Incase the joke didnt set in points points points


0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 2 Voti ,0.34 Punteggio
Wlong124 50 U
3  Articoli
Seems fitting   13/12/2019

Yes points points points. Its what its all about


0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 1 Voti ,5.00 Punteggio
Murfmurf08 38 U
1  Articolo
Butter   11/12/2019

Wanna here was he joke aboot the butter <br><br> Na ul just spread it😂🤣😂


0 Commenti, 9 Visite, 7 Voti ,1.26 Punteggio
points points points points points points points points points points points points.   10/12/2019

points points points points points points points points points points points points.


0 Commenti, 7 Visite, 7 Voti ,3.04 Punteggio
need more   10/12/2019

points points points points points points points points points points points points.


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 5 Voti ,0.86 Punteggio
Jormungandr08 33 U
1  Articolo
Points   10/12/2019

I could use a few.


1 Commenti, 9 Visite, 7 Voti ,1.00 Punteggio
Letsdothis8078 39 C
2  Articoli
Mall at Christmas   8/12/2019

It's a cute little Christmas Joke Little Johny goes the mall see Santa Cruz. He sits on his lap and Santa says while tapping him on his nose. I bet you want some T-O-Y-S. Little Johny said" no Santa I don't want any toys for Christmas. Well santa looks at him and says " well then I bet you want some C-A-N-D-Y. Little Johny looks at Santa shakes his head and said " no ...


0 Commenti, 68 Visite, 11 Voti ,2.79 Punteggio
Johnny Sperm   7/12/2019

Johnny Sperm wanted to be the best. Every day he ran everywhere he went. night he did push ups and sit ups! He was buff!!! <br><br> Then the big day came. The whistle blew and he took his mark. The starter said go and he ran like he never ran before. He made into the final tunnel; he was well in the lead. He got almost to the end and he could see what was ahead. ...


0 Commenti, 52 Visite, 10 Voti ,2.79 Punteggio
Curious2014z2015 56 U
8  Articoli
Hilarious   7/12/2019

I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's 'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See" she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......


3 Commenti, 40 Visite, 22 Voti ,3.49 Punteggio
Curious2014z2015 56 U
8  Articoli
Hilarious   7/12/2019

I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's 'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See" she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......


0 Commenti, 9 Visite, 3 Voti ,1.47 Punteggio
solice_fred 67 U
3  Articoli
Standard member   5/12/2019

magazine article


4 Commenti, 24 Visite, 12 Voti ,2.09 Punteggio
soc_solice 31 U
2  Articoli
Paid member   5/12/2019

magazine article member


1 Commenti, 13 Visite, 7 Voti ,2.02 Punteggio
Couple2Grow69 39 C
8  Articoli
You got jokes   5/12/2019

Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!


0 Commenti, 7 Visite, 6 Voti ,2.80 Punteggio
Couple2Grow69 39 C
8  Articoli
You got jokes   5/12/2019

Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!


0 Commenti, 11 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.16 Punteggio
Pleasure_KingXXX 43 U
5  Articoli
Want to hear the greatest joke?   4/12/2019

...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...


0 Commenti, 12 Visite, 5 Voti ,1.84 Punteggio
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners   4/12/2019

The lady says, "Come Again!" <br><br> The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."


0 Commenti, 18 Visite, 11 Voti ,4.48 Punteggio
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger   4/12/2019

Then it hit me


0 Commenti, 6 Visite, 4 Voti ,3.63 Punteggio
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger   4/12/2019

Then it hit me


2 Commenti, 9 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.16 Punteggio
Why are frogs always so happy?   4/12/2019

They eat what ever bugs them


0 Commenti, 3 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
What did the penis say to the condom?   4/12/2019

Cover me, I'm going in


0 Commenti, 3 Visite, 2 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio
gso1987bbc 32 U
5  Articoli
what the leopard say to the frog   3/12/2019

hot sauce please. lol


0 Commenti, 10 Visite, 7 Voti ,1.77 Punteggio
Goodat8nu69 56 U
5  Articoli
This insn't a joke   3/12/2019

I really needed the points


0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
Dr_gonzo_69 36 U
5  Articoli
Your mom   2/12/2019

Swallow bitch. There's people starving in Africa.


0 Commenti, 10 Visite, 8 Voti ,0.93 Punteggio
The Way I See It   1/12/2019

The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're still stuck with a wife !


0 Commenti, 12 Visite, 6 Voti ,1.66 Punteggio
The Way I See It   1/12/2019

The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're still stuck with a wife !


0 Commenti, 3 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
dicappstally 31 U
5  Articoli
Fav kind of blowjobs   1/12/2019

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.


1 Commenti, 8 Visite, 6 Voti ,2.51 Punteggio
dicappstally 31 U
5  Articoli
Why dicks?   1/12/2019

Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.


0 Commenti, 7 Visite, 4 Voti ,1.30 Punteggio
Cl17licker 38 U
5  Articoli
Knock knock   30/11/2019

Points


4 Commenti, 10 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.82 Punteggio
shikarilauda 32 U
5  Articoli
Nonveg jokes   30/11/2019

Jokes wow it's a very good topic and I have heard many nonveg jokes which are relll naughty or double meaning jokes and talks.everone do these kind of conversation really create great humur. And sometimes this willl work on bed as well. As your first night your wife will be really enjoy. And if you wanna woo your friend then it's really work to make your gf


0 Commenti, 9 Visite, 8 Voti ,0.93 Punteggio
Where it was one time   29/11/2019

Beat it til the end and back


0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 1 Voti
Pleasure_KingXXX 43 U
5  Articoli
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?   28/11/2019

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.


2 Commenti, 11 Visite, 6 Voti ,3.37 Punteggio
gso1987bbc 32 U
5  Articoli
when an otter needs personal space   27/11/2019

get otter here.


1 Commenti, 9 Visite, 6 Voti ,2.51 Punteggio
gso1987bbc 32 U
5  Articoli
fish oppinion   27/11/2019

let minnow what you think


1 Commenti, 3 Visite, 1 Voti ,1.10 Punteggio
gso1987bbc 32 U
5  Articoli
crab   27/11/2019

why did the crab never share? he was shellfish.


0 Commenti, 3 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.73 Punteggio
gso1987bbc 32 U
5  Articoli
car animal   27/11/2019

what do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet.


1 Commenti, 7 Visite, 4 Voti ,3.25 Punteggio
origami   26/11/2019

I used to work for an origami company. until it folded.


0 Commenti, 2 Visite, 1 Voti ,1.10 Punteggio
air space   26/11/2019

i visited the air and space museum... nothing was there.


0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 4 Voti ,1.69 Punteggio
Pleasure_KingXXX 43 U
5  Articoli
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?   26/11/2019

A Private Tutor


0 Commenti, 6 Visite, 2 Voti ,3.12 Punteggio
mount meow   26/11/2019

what do you a pile of kittens a meowntain.


0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
dont go mouse   26/11/2019

why was the cat sitting on the computer? to keep an eye on the mouse.


0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
aim the shot   26/11/2019

what kind of a shot was the dead man? He had dead aim.


0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
This site is a joke   26/11/2019

Just posting an article to get some points so I can communicate with others!


0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 2 Voti ,3.12 Punteggio
funny joke   26/11/2019

So my wife and I were sitting in the lounge last week talking about how we can make some extra cash. Anyway, the idea of prostitution came up and my wife was up for it..... <br><br> She went out last night and when she came home I asked "how much money did you make?" she said £50.50p.... <br><br> I replied £50.50p, thats a strange amount, Who paid you 50pense? ...


0 Commenti, 41 Visite, 6 Voti ,3.65 Punteggio
yurikanjo 22 U
0  Articoli
why does a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog drinking water have in common?   26/11/2019

a wet nose lol.


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.47 Punteggio
The Dentist   25/11/2019

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man a shot. <br><br> “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” <br><br> The dentist starts to set up the nitrous oxide and the man says, “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!” <br><br> She then asks if would take a pill. <br><br> “No ...


0 Commenti, 44 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.08 Punteggio
Little Johnny Returns   25/11/2019

The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. <br><br> Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” <br><br> The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br> Sally raised her hand. She said, ...


1 Commenti, 46 Visite, 11 Voti ,3.92 Punteggio
Are The Best Ice Breaker   25/11/2019

Agree or Disagree?


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 4 Voti ,0.92 Punteggio
Points points points points points points points points points points points   24/11/2019

Points points points points points points points points points points points


0 Commenti, 3 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.73 Punteggio
Goodateatnu69 56 U
5  Articoli
This point system   24/11/2019

Is a joke!!


0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
nol535 26 U
1  Articolo
pickup lines   22/11/2019

girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I together <br><br> hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let me slyther in? <br><br> sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?


1 Commenti, 6 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.73 Punteggio
sissy_seeks_ownr 42 U
5  Articoli
this is a joke   21/11/2019

a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands him his ciggy and walks away.


1 Commenti, 27 Visite, 12 Voti ,0.15 Punteggio
6Goodat8nu9 56 U
5  Articoli
This is no joke   21/11/2019

I need points badly!!


0 Commenti, 3 Visite, 3 Voti ,2.94 Punteggio
dicappstally 31 U
5  Articoli
Old but still good   18/11/2019

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"


2 Commenti, 23 Visite, 11 Voti ,3.92 Punteggio
A Blonde Joke   18/11/2019

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' <br><br> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...


2 Commenti, 55 Visite, 7 Voti ,4.06 Punteggio
Points   17/11/2019

Just here for points.....


1 Commenti, 7 Visite, 4 Voti ,1.69 Punteggio
Joke   16/11/2019

How do you know the difference between a female frog and a male frog???.... female frog goes ribit ribit ribit and a male frog goes rub it rub it rub it.


0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
A Joke   16/11/2019

Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure. <br><br> Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only which resemble men in their behavior? <br><br> Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.' <br><br> Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure ...


0 Commenti, 42 Visite, 10 Voti ,3.58 Punteggio
A Joke   16/11/2019

I went to a sex addiction clinic yesterday. <br><br> We all gathered in a circle and one one each person told stories of their sordid sexual encounters. <br><br> the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Now Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?" <br><br> I replied, "Yes, my erection."


0 Commenti, 21 Visite, 8 Voti ,3.71 Punteggio
WpgBoy204123 36 U
1  Articolo
New Jokes?   15/11/2019

Anyone heard any? Seems funny is a thing of the past now


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 5 Voti ,1.84 Punteggio
oralb252 39 U
1  Articolo
Hi, how are you?   14/11/2019

Ppppppp points.... pppppp points..... lol


0 Commenti, 8 Visite, 7 Voti ,1.00 Punteggio
A joke   14/11/2019

Having to use points


0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
Knock knock   12/11/2019

Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l


1 Commenti, 11 Visite, 7 Voti ,1.77 Punteggio
A Joke   12/11/2019

My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate. Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.” I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...


1 Commenti, 53 Visite, 9 Voti ,3.00 Punteggio
Sexual Relief   11/11/2019

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...


1 Commenti, 62 Visite, 13 Voti ,2.47 Punteggio
foundmature121 42 U
10  Articoli
fucking   10/11/2019

what is soo funny is in weirdes places


0 Commenti, 15 Visite, 9 Voti ,2.14 Punteggio
A Joke   10/11/2019

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try for the job.: "Okay." The sheriff drawled. "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "." He replied. The sheriff thought to himself. "That's not what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" ...


0 Commenti, 45 Visite, 11 Voti ,2.05 Punteggio
I have a joke   9/11/2019

Wanna hear a dirty joke?


1 Commenti, 16 Visite, 6 Voti ,2.23 Punteggio
My article   9/11/2019

Points


0 Commenti, 10 Visite, 8 Voti ,2.09 Punteggio
rmlookn4some14 54 C
7  Articoli
HAHA   6/11/2019

Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly "dark" place when confronted with having to deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation. I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light" on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...


5 Commenti, 56 Visite, 21 Voti ,1.64 Punteggio
Penis   5/11/2019

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br> The man.


1 Commenti, 24 Visite, 17 Voti ,1.43 Punteggio
points   5/11/2019

points points points points points points points points points points


2 Commenti, 9 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.49 Punteggio
what did the joke say to the person?   4/11/2019

hey person I am joke.


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 4 Voti ,0.92 Punteggio
Johnnybuck24 50 U
3  Articoli
old testament   4/11/2019

How does Moses make tea? He brews.


2 Commenti, 14 Visite, 9 Voti ,2.14 Punteggio
Johnnybuck24 50 U
3  Articoli
deserving   4/11/2019

Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br> No menus- you get what you deserve


0 Commenti, 10 Visite, 9 Voti ,1.93 Punteggio
Laxatives   3/11/2019

How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br> They both annoy the shit of you.


0 Commenti, 13 Visite, 11 Voti ,2.61 Punteggio
A Joke   3/11/2019

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that. About a week later, she's back at the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even ...


0 Commenti, 40 Visite, 10 Voti ,3.78 Punteggio
BBC4fun946 39 U
6  Articoli
Joke   3/11/2019

Hello AdultFriendFinder, ever had that one person you just wanted walk up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...


1 Commenti, 18 Visite, 5 Voti ,0.86 Punteggio
Hxhxn 25 U
4  Articoli
1+1   3/11/2019

有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少" <br><br> 小明"不知道" <br><br> 老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙" <br><br> 小明"喔喔" <br><br> 回到家-- <br><br> 小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br> 就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...


0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 0 Voti
Hxhxn 25 U
4  Articoli
1+1   3/11/2019

有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少" <br><br> 小明"不知道" <br><br> 老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙" <br><br> 小明"喔喔" <br><br> 回到家-- <br><br> 小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br> 就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...


0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
Rubies cube   2/11/2019

What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br> The more you with it, the harder it gets.


0 Commenti, 10 Visite, 9 Voti ,1.50 Punteggio
Gardening   2/11/2019

What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br> Getting down with your hoes.


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.49 Punteggio
Boobs   2/11/2019

What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br> If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.


0 Commenti, 7 Visite, 7 Voti ,2.79 Punteggio
Lesbian   2/11/2019

What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


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lifes4living1975 48 U
10  Articoli
A little humor as we are so close to xmas   2/11/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br> The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...


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lifes4living1975 48 U
10  Articoli
A little humor as we are so close to xmas   2/11/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br> The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...


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69davidren 55 U
7  Articoli
Hair   1/11/2019

A realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br> Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the smiled. <br><br> At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...


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Hmmmmm   1/11/2019

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


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A Joke   31/10/2019

I scared the postwoman today by going to the door completely naked. <br><br> I'm not sure what scared her more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where she lived. 😊...


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boredlookingfor 38 U
3  Articoli
Happy Halloween   31/10/2019

Dose anyone know how to fix a broken pumpkin?? Or what month people sleep the least


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Chutkapyasa1930 33 U
5  Articoli
Adult Jokes   30/10/2019

So adult jokes are very good you can create humour and take attention of groups. sometime in adult jokes are have more then one catogories as some are very adult and some are very light <br><br> so up to you or your groups what exactly your groups requried for the same. <br><br> Adult jokes with pics are very interesting and many people liked it very much. ...


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Priest   27/10/2019

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and a zit? <br><br> A zit will wait you’re before it comes on your .


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Dinosaur   27/10/2019

What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


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Dr Pepper   27/10/2019

Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br> Because she died.


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RobDavenport 61 U
8  Articoli
Doctor's wife   27/10/2019

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to wor <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize. <br><br> ...


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RobDavenport 61 U
8  Articoli
Threesome   27/10/2019

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.


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A Joke   27/10/2019

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to work. <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided to his wife to apologise . ...


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A Joke   27/10/2019

A girl about to be married confessed to her close friend that she was not, as her fiance thought, a virgin. She asked her friend what to do. "No Problem, " said the friend, had just finished watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. "Just buy a piece of raw liver and shove it up inside you. It will make you tight and he will never know the difference." The girl followed this ...


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foundmature121 42 U
10  Articoli
like to meet   27/10/2019

i like to meet and around and missed around to get to know her funny side first to get her feel like open


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Banana   26/10/2019

What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br> Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!


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Mafia   26/10/2019

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br> slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.


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Guitar teacher   26/10/2019

Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br> For fingering a minor.


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Yoyo2more 45 U
9  Articoli
Here's the pussy   26/10/2019

Best pussy ever , couldn't ask for more


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Yoyo2more 45 U
9  Articoli
Here's the pussy   26/10/2019

Best pussy ever


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Yoyo2more 45 U
9  Articoli
Here's the pussy   26/10/2019

Best pussy ever


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Yoyo2more 45 U
9  Articoli
Best pussy ever   26/10/2019

Apparently I can't take a photo


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Yoyo2more 45 U
9  Articoli
Best pussy ever   26/10/2019

Apparently I can't take a photo


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Its the way i tell em   26/10/2019

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's ...


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Best pick up line?   25/10/2019

Comment your best pickup line?


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Santa Claus   25/10/2019

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br> He only comes once a year.


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Used condoms   25/10/2019

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? <br><br> One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.


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