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enzb64 55 U
2  Articoli
coinvolgimento   1/11/2015

penso che il massimo coinvolgimento di mente e corpo è importante

0 Commenti, 3 Visite, 3 Voti ,3.92 Punteggio
coppiainibita 41 C
9  Articoli
la differenza tra....   28/3/2011

qual'è la differenza tra li bocchini e li chiodi ?!? Beh li bocchini nun se batteno

4 Commenti, 64 Visite, 9 Voti ,3.43 Punteggio
mirko6forte 39 U
5  Articoli
durante l' atto   29/11/2009

l' umore è fondamentale o se no e solo sfogo fisico?

2 Commenti, 10 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
L'umore nella relazione   22/10/2006

L'umore nella relazione ha molto senso e soprattutto incide in maniera notevole sull'andamento della stessa, in particolare sulla frequanza e la qualitá del sesso. Siate gioviali e solari, non vi portate diestro grigiore e tristezza che sono la morte di una relazione.

0 Commenti, 27 Visite, 4 Voti ,3.25 Punteggio
A me francamente vien da ridere ......   29/10/2004

Non so se vi è mai capitato ma capita chi ti chiede di inviare loro foto del tuo ........ insomma di lui ............................. ecco, bravi, avete capito !! <br> Beh: a me francamente vien da ridere solo a pensare di fargli una foto !! Non che sia minuscolo, nè superdotato (diciamo che mi ritengo nella media, forse poco di più) ma è che ........... boh, insomma ...

1 Commenti, 880 Visite, 37 Voti ,4.68 Punteggio
lusciouslips7369 57 C
36  Articoli
Blow Job gone wrong   15/9/2021

As we are laying in bed. Me sucking his cock him slamming the dildo into my pussy. We been at it for 20 plus minutes. I had already came 2 times. He wanted 3. I raised my hips I was getting close he said ya suck it I going to cum. I wrapped my lips around the head and went into suction mode. He was pumping at my mouth when he jerked away and Shot Cum straight ...

1 Commenti, 27 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
blakelovelyxxx69 40 U
1  Articolo
Lol   14/3/2021

<br><br> Ou

0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 0 Voti
kapoorkajal 26 D
1  Articolo
Call Girls In Jaipur | High Profile Call Girls in Jaipur   30/1/2021

Dear friends, if you are interested in reading of article then it is a most interesting article which I am going to present and you will read the story of jaipur Call Girl on this page just read an entire summary and also visit the personal website- so that you can read and see images just contact us.I am telling a story related to call girl it is the most ...

0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
fugglebuddyMD 59 U
1  Articolo
Top Ten Warning Signs that the Profile is a Fake   4/12/2020

One of my "kinks" these days is weeding out the various fake profiles that pop up in AdultFriendFinder now and then. So, from the home office in Ypsilanti, Michigan, here are the Top Ten Warning Signs that the Profile is a Fake <br><br> 10. The writer spels and speaks english goodly . 9. Uses a photo of a woman who should be a model 8. Uses a photo of a woman who actually IS a model ...

2 Commenti, 44 Visite, 3 Voti ,1.47 Punteggio
Illbcnu6996 35 U
5  Articoli
Anal   14/8/2020

Care share an anal experiences that have gone bad?

0 Commenti, 23 Visite, 0 Voti
NoMuddyShoes 53 D
4  Articoli
Clean up on aisle 9, please   31/1/2020

I have a friend has granted me permission to share her story. No, this is not code for me to be able to talk about myself without you knowing it, but an actual friend. If you’ve kept up with any of my blogs or writings, you know my life is an open book, so there would be no need for me to hide behind “a friend.” Let’s her “Grace.” Anyway… Grace has come to a in her life where ...

0 Commenti, 108 Visite, 5 Voti ,3.47 Punteggio
Brownandboard 55 U
16  Articoli
?? Why is ??   30/1/2020

If we have 3somes all the times but I can’t at females!?!! Lol

1 Commenti, 8 Visite, 0 Voti
Cutehouguy 43 U
1  Articolo
The Sound of Incognito   28/1/2020

Hello incognito, my old friend I've come to do bad things again Stealth mode on while I'm creeping Releasing seeds if you catch my meaning And the visions that are planted in brain Still remain but not in web browser after I close out and delete all history just in case <br><br> In office I wasn't alone Nearly caught me on phone 'Neath desk fingers cramp And I think ...

2 Commenti, 16 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.47 Punteggio
tripod2014 52 U
15  Articoli
It's all about the points....   26/1/2020

It's all about the ....It's all about the ....It's all about the ....It's all about the ....It's all about the ....It's all about the ....

2 Commenti, 17 Visite, 7 Voti ,3.30 Punteggio
NoMuddyShoes 53 D
4  Articoli
Mirror Mirror   19/1/2020

Jacqueline’s breath caught in her throat as Raef pulled her tight his chest. With his arms wrapped tightly around her, she looked into his eyes and saw them sparkle with the reflection of the stars. His lips were soft against her ear as he leaned down and whispered… <br><br> Okay—Okay—I…I’m sorry. I just can't do this. <br><br> LOL! <br><br> ...

0 Commenti, 51 Visite, 7 Voti ,3.30 Punteggio
NoMuddyShoes 53 D
4  Articoli
Dinner is Served   8/1/2020

I had an odd (?) thought today, while masturbating. At least, I think it may have been odd? I’m not sure. Here, I’ll just tell you and you can make up your own mind. Cool? Let’s proceed… Sex is kind of like a candle. When you first ignite the spark, it’s hot and heavy. I mean, that shit is on! I’m thinking most of us understand and have experienced aforementioned hotness, so there’s ...

9 Commenti, 131 Visite, 30 Voti ,4.42 Punteggio
TravelingMan_90 34 U
5  Articoli
points   5/1/2020

4 the points

1 Commenti, 9 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.47 Punteggio
goodplay696 36 U
1  Articolo
i am not funnin in a relationship   3/1/2020

Just need to get some Points so I am adding something here.

1 Commenti, 14 Visite, 9 Voti ,3.00 Punteggio
Wayneb51823 45 U
5  Articoli
Funny   3/1/2020

Funny more points

0 Commenti, 12 Visite, 6 Voti ,3.37 Punteggio
NoMuddyShoes 53 D
4  Articoli
Your Seat Can Also Be Used as a Flotation Device   1/1/2020

I was in my mid forties, contently married for 14 years and KNEW life was perfect! <br><br> ME: Life is perfect! <br><br> LIFE: Wanna bet? <br><br> Details are not important... Him~ my sister~Our couch in our house~Fucking~Done and divorced. <br><br> What the fuck was I supposed to do now? OH, right! Date! <br><br> I knew there was no ...

3 Commenti, 115 Visite, 20 Voti ,4.53 Punteggio
TucsonBoneAlone 57 U
34  Articoli
Santa Porn   26/12/2019

"Ahh, now for the real life part, " Santa smiled, as Brenda and Sally repositioned themselves. In real life, when it's not porn for men to jack off to, Lesbian sex is a far more beautiful thing and less of a spectator sport. Sally laid back, and Brenda gently slipped her fingers into Sally, turned her wrist just the way she knew, and started the orgasm inducing fingering that worked ...

0 Commenti, 32 Visite, 18 Voti ,2.31 Punteggio
Coolhungdude 37 U
4  Articoli
Ahh youth   22/12/2019

So I like cumming on a womans tits or even her and of course Im more in tune with the idea when the partner in question wants it. Oh but what about a time when you lacked experience and aim...Like hitting a womam right in the eye they they are even near your . IE a shot arced back enough land in her eye when we were laying side by side after lol ahh youth

3 Commenti, 41 Visite, 19 Voti ,4.05 Punteggio
kitttylickr69 56 U
5  Articoli
No points!   20/12/2019

is not very funny.

0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 0 Voti
casualguy209 46 U
8  Articoli
points   17/12/2019


0 Commenti, 5 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.86 Punteggio
Blowjob hickies   15/12/2019

I'm very partial receiving oral. Sometimes some people get a little carried away and when I get home I notice the head of dick is all bloodshot. I was telling friend about this problem and he started calling them dickies. Does anyone else run into this and what do you call it?

3 Commenti, 42 Visite, 27 Voti ,3.77 Punteggio
Helalha4fwbnsa 34 U
4  Articoli
Himor   15/12/2019

Where’s e him in relationshipscv

0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 4 Voti ,0.92 Punteggio
BiggyBee2019 43 U
2  Articoli
How well do you know each other :)   13/12/2019

Son: Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know his wife he marries her. <br><br> Father: Son, that’s true everywhere.

5 Commenti, 39 Visite, 18 Voti ,2.99 Punteggio
slidenride069 48 U
3  Articoli
bi   29/11/2019

to bi or not to bi , bye

2 Commenti, 28 Visite, 19 Voti ,1.67 Punteggio
gaetan8520 38 U
1  Articolo
cock size   22/10/2019

I love in how are bigger than everything i see, Pictures or ca m if you want

0 Commenti, 2 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
bigcock6061330 44 U
6  Articoli
I love white woman   20/10/2019

I prefer white woman, I love my black woman but I also love white woman because they are more freakier.

8 Commenti, 83 Visite, 50 Voti ,2.62 Punteggio
Daddi19915076 29 U
3  Articoli
Funny   10/10/2019

If its easy take it twice

3 Commenti, 68 Visite, 55 Voti ,1.86 Punteggio
AngloSwiss_CH 72 U
2  Articoli
In the family way   4/10/2019

This is the story of a young lawyer who always spent his summer vacation at the same place by the sea. He always went to the same boarding house because the daughter of the hotel looked good enough to eat. Naturally, as the lawyer was handsome and with the summer heat helping, the two young people quickly went from feelings to actions. The next year, the lawyer found his sweetheart, and was ...

4 Commenti, 125 Visite, 55 Voti ,3.28 Punteggio
Bigdeemikeh2 36 U
9  Articoli
Living by the three F's.   29/9/2019

If it floats, flys or fucks. Rent it don't buy it. Anyone else live by this?

4 Commenti, 55 Visite, 45 Voti ,2.36 Punteggio
Eatitupnbeatit44 33 U
10  Articoli
Try to have fun   23/9/2019

Keep your woman happy n always eat her pussy before you fuck her

6 Commenti, 92 Visite, 61 Voti ,3.94 Punteggio
Pullmytrigger55 49 U
12  Articoli
Free bonus   18/9/2019

I remember AdultFriendFinder use to give u credits or 40 day gold or something

6 Commenti, 73 Visite, 55 Voti ,2.73 Punteggio
Anal sex   18/9/2019

Is it just me or is anyone else worried about being s#$T on

6 Commenti, 45 Visite, 25 Voti ,2.25 Punteggio
Johnnmn61 25 U
2  Articoli
Losing my virginity   18/9/2019

Lost it in a construction site with a girl in the front seat of a backhoe. wild experience. a bit of my cum dripped out her pussy onto the seat so someone is probably wondering how that stain got there

0 Commenti, 2 Visite, 2 Voti ,3.12 Punteggio
Johnnmn61 25 U
2  Articoli
Losing my virginity   18/9/2019

Lost it in a construction site with a girl in the front seat of a backhoe. wild experience. a bit of my cum dripped out her pussy onto the seat so someone is probably wondering how that stain got there

0 Commenti, 3 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.73 Punteggio
points   17/9/2019


0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 1 Voti ,5.00 Punteggio
points   15/9/2019


1 Commenti, 4 Visite, 2 Voti ,3.81 Punteggio
walterio1251 55 U
2  Articoli
que TAN IMPORTANTE ES?   1/9/2019

el humor es una variable influyente en una relacion de pareja?

0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
Mugz6988 40 U
7  Articoli
fun is good   28/8/2019

Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers; here you can see a photo taken while they are enjoying some night fishing while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente, France, last year. <br><br> Slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur, Nigel announces, 'I think I'm going to divorce my wife, she hasn't spoken to me in eighteen months.' ...

4 Commenti, 98 Visite, 57 Voti ,2.56 Punteggio
sonrising54 57 U
9  Articoli
Blind Date   24/8/2019

I had a blind date once. A friend of mine asked take his g/f's sister. I agreed. So I went her place get her. When she opened the door she was 5ft tall and weighed about 350lbs. I thought okay. So we went a nice restaurant. After sitting down she looked at the menu intently. I thought okay. Then she said can I pick what I want. I said sure. She ordered 3 complete meals. The waiter ...

6 Commenti, 122 Visite, 54 Voti ,3.35 Punteggio
Kevint2457 28 U
1  Articolo
Sense of humor   17/8/2019

relationships where both individuals don’t have a good sense of humor never seem work. Understand you have take you relationship serious but making each other laugh and smile helps build and sustain a good relationship.

4 Commenti, 43 Visite, 26 Voti ,3.35 Punteggio
MagicalHungDevil 31 U
2  Articoli
booty   7/8/2019

o booty how I chase thee I only did this for my points yee I don't want to trespass I just want to fuck that ass good people i love you with that said throu

1 Commenti, 30 Visite, 25 Voti ,2.47 Punteggio
MilfHunter78416 26 U
2  Articoli
Passing gas in the bedroom   31/7/2019

If you have a significant other or a friend with benefits would it make you laugh if they were to pass gas while having sex? Some people may find it gross but personally I enjoy the embarrassment/ humor that comes from the unplanned moment. Is it really that bad? It seems natural to me. What do you think?

0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
points   27/6/2019

points points points points points points

0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
rdhair44 65 U
98  Articoli
Peter at the gate.   21/6/2019

comes to gates of Heaven telling Peter about her husband and their yard, Peter tells her you didn't need a man , you needed a bull , you are a milking cow.

3 Commenti, 67 Visite, 35 Voti ,2.01 Punteggio
points   19/6/2019

Points points points points points

0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
Summernites88 43 C
7  Articoli
Loosen up   10/6/2019

Getting ready for a meet...loosen up. Remember your here for fun. Although keeping our nerves in check is not easy. So lighten up and have the most fun imaginable.

14 Commenti, 138 Visite, 86 Voti ,5.03 Punteggio
DiscreetNYC90 34 U
7  Articoli
points   8/6/2019

for points please ignore

0 Commenti, 4 Visite, 4 Voti ,3.63 Punteggio
DiscreetNYC90 34 U
7  Articoli
points   8/6/2019

for points please ignore

0 Commenti, 2 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.04 Punteggio
dess36 53 U
180  Articoli
I like   29/5/2019

I like to do it in public places, but of morbid people ho like to look, to me as you can see in my photos, I love it...

7 Commenti, 74 Visite, 22 Voti ,1.57 Punteggio
points   28/5/2019

doing for more points points points points

0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
Pal4Perks 63 U
3  Articoli
Panty hose   16/5/2019

So I ducked this woman I met. See told me discrete, and she really wanted it bad. Great i hit it hard, and fast, done in record time. Then she tell me she was a virgin. I say, if I knew you were a virgin, I would have taken my time with you. She says, if I knew you were going to take your time, I would have taken my panty hose off.

1 Commenti, 56 Visite, 36 Voti ,2.89 Punteggio
anyone ever...   4/5/2019

slap a girls ass while your 69ing and then get the weird feeling like a you just disturbed a bunch of poop particles that are now falling down onto your face...probably not but I swear i've felt dusting before and it really pulls you out of the moment and makes you hesitant to slap that ass again...

5 Commenti, 59 Visite, 42 Voti ,0.93 Punteggio
points   27/4/2019

points points points points points

1 Commenti, 16 Visite, 10 Voti ,1.99 Punteggio
points   26/4/2019

doing this for more points

0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
BoyFreaky22 29 U
3  Articoli
Said "No Thank You"   8/4/2019

One night, drinking at my friends, I decided to invite a girl friend over to partake. As the night went on, and her drooling over me, things started to die down and get quiet. Just as the room got silent, my girl friend leaned over and yelled "LET'S FUCK". Me being shy, politely said "No thank you". The next week, the same girl friend called me up and asked me if I would ...

5 Commenti, 121 Visite, 49 Voti ,3.57 Punteggio
Fully_Loaded_100 33 U
6  Articoli
What's the funniest thing that's happened to you during sex?   7/4/2019

I once broke the bed right before climax.. went right through it!

3 Commenti, 70 Visite, 38 Voti ,3.24 Punteggio
here for the points   20/3/2019

points points points points points points points

0 Commenti, 2 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.04 Punteggio
Alakabam92 31 U
9  Articoli
Points   17/2/2019

Just here for the points

12 Commenti, 88 Visite, 57 Voti ,4.96 Punteggio
funny   13/2/2019

whats the funniest thing thats happened to you in public?

0 Commenti, 40 Visite, 25 Voti ,1.47 Punteggio
discreet?   5/2/2019

funny when you meet someone, they say discreet, and then get naked? mmmmmm

1 Commenti, 32 Visite, 23 Voti ,2.31 Punteggio
mothers   9/1/2019

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. <br><br> The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked ...

6 Commenti, 130 Visite, 49 Voti ,3.43 Punteggio
mothers   9/1/2019

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. <br><br> The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked ...

5 Commenti, 78 Visite, 37 Voti ,2.81 Punteggio
meet you in heaven   9/1/2019

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello” “How are you! We’ve been waiting for ...

4 Commenti, 83 Visite, 31 Voti ,3.53 Punteggio
meet you in heaven   9/1/2019

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello” “How are you! We’ve been waiting for ...

1 Commenti, 45 Visite, 23 Voti ,3.60 Punteggio
6ft3intallBBC 26 U
4  Articoli
sex   6/1/2019

1 Commenti, 31 Visite, 20 Voti ,0.70 Punteggio
tess3972 44 D
3  Articoli
this story to make you laugh   29/12/2018

a lady goes to a restaurant , the waiter comes , and says , can I offer you a beer , she says no no. some wine ? no no , Whisky ?? no no. The waiter says , why ? does it make your legs tremble ? she says , they make me open them

1 Commenti, 13 Visite, 5 Voti ,3.80 Punteggio
Looking for women that like younger guys   4/12/2018

If you like to chat message on here or six

0 Commenti, 0 Visite, 0 Voti
Looking for women that like younger guys   4/12/2018

If you like to chat message on here or six

0 Commenti, 1 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
MrInkyArms 48 U
2  Articoli
In a perfect world   27/11/2018


3 Commenti, 45 Visite, 34 Voti ,2.07 Punteggio
fun4we2or3 48 U
8  Articoli
the funniest thing you ever had happen while playing with a partner   21/11/2018

I would be interested in hearing from others as to the funniest thing that has ever happened ..... in the moment..

6 Commenti, 82 Visite, 36 Voti ,3.76 Punteggio
trellos4u2 37 U
9  Articoli
wtf   5/10/2018

for fun or not

4 Commenti, 60 Visite, 44 Voti ,3.46 Punteggio
Joke about each other   25/8/2018

I like to joke about each other and call each other names but be very respectful and also know your limit

3 Commenti, 27 Visite, 16 Voti ,4.16 Punteggio
shaggy19563 67 U
1  Articolo
WOW won't believe this.   12/7/2018

Well I was married to a redheaded German, Irish, Indian gal for over ten years. If I could write a book about those years not sure how to put the book on the stands. Fact, fiction, or your not going to believe this shit. The sex life I really miss but if your old enough to remember the 16 ounce Pepsi glass bottles that came in 8 packs I think she could hit a fly off a fence post at about 50 yards ...

3 Commenti, 107 Visite, 58 Voti ,3.04 Punteggio
UncutLVRJulio 32 U
5  Articoli
Relationship Clichés: What They Really Mean   5/7/2018

Regardless of who you date, no matter how long the relationship lasts; chances are you’ll hear some (if not all) of these favorites. Here’s what they really mean. <br><br> “Sometimes the person you want the most is the person you are best without.” I like you but we DO NOT get along. <br><br> “Everything is going to be OK. Maybe not now or ...

13 Commenti, 196 Visite, 96 Voti ,5.15 Punteggio
I am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man looking for a real friend if u like call   4/5/2018

I am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man looking for a real friend if u like call me 9734 eight 52353I am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man looking for a real friend if u like call me 9734 eight 52353I am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man looking for a real friend if u like call me 9734 eight 52353I am 52 years Bengali from kolkata ...

0 Commenti, 51 Visite, 41 Voti ,1.28 Punteggio
tallman60314 41 U
16  Articoli
Finishing First   2/5/2018

Who thinks that laughing should be part of sex? If you finish first, why not clap your hands, cheer and say first ! There is always room and time for a second round!

8 Commenti, 64 Visite, 38 Voti ,3.65 Punteggio
seriously ,that is considered bisexual ? I am wondering.   18/4/2018

Bisexual seems like a simple term that is easy to understand. But , is it really that simple to declare some a bisexual? Does having participated in a 3 way with another of the same sex make some a bisexual? Does intimate contact with the same sex define the sexuality , or is it the intent of the parties involved. I get a lot of men that want to give oral sex, but If I accept , am I now a ...

8 Commenti, 126 Visite, 43 Voti ,4.22 Punteggio
flicker3210 35 U
4  Articoli
Chewing (Dick) Gum   11/4/2018

I was very young at that time, still in my teens. I was dating a girl and we agreed to a blowjob before moving onto actual sex. She was giving me a nice head and I was enjoying thoroughly as this was the first time I was receiving . She, at the same time was chewing a gum. When she took out my dick from her mouth there was this white substance on its head. She was feeling apologetic that she had ...

4 Commenti, 110 Visite, 52 Voti ,3.35 Punteggio
Hangry33 51 U
2  Articoli
How many dick pics should i post   14/3/2018

What is the ratio regular pics to dic picks that I should have ... like 3 regular pics to 1 dic pic or 3 dic pics to one regular pic <br><br> Also should I use my own dic ? Or a random dic on the internet ? Or a celebrity dic ? <br><br> Just trying to get it right !

6 Commenti, 65 Visite, 37 Voti ,3.66 Punteggio
funny   13/3/2018

According to new research, humor and laughter may be the most effective way for men and women to initiate and develop a relationship. Jeffrey Hall, an associate professor at the University of Kansas, found that when two strangers meet, the more times a man tries to be funny and the more a woman laughs at those attempts, the more likely it is for the woman to be interested in dating. Chances of ...

2 Commenti, 14 Visite, 11 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio
SparePrickBH 61 U
7  Articoli
My friend's antics with crab potion   3/2/2018

This is an old tale but still makes me laugh when I'm reminded of it. <br><br> We were in our 20's and enjoying life as young lads do, including one drunken weekend of partying which included sharing a girl who kindly thanked us with a dose of crabs. <br><br> Apparently, he knew his previous landlady had a bottle of the cure and I drove him over to collect it. ...

4 Commenti, 102 Visite, 49 Voti ,4.11 Punteggio
funcpl4fwb 58 C
1  Articolo
Read the label, its on there for a reason   25/1/2018

We see a couple that we met here on AdultFriendFinder, they are great people, are a lot of fun and awesome friends who we have come to love, trust and respect. Last month we were together for yet another great evening of dinning, conversation and awesome adult fun. Of course, both of the ladies shave down under. I (male) did not shave down under, I never have! We were surprised to see our male friend of this ...

0 Commenti, 41 Visite, 10 Voti ,4.58 Punteggio
Does humor has priority for you in a relationship ?   17/11/2017

Does humor has priority for you in a relationship ?

5 Commenti, 52 Visite, 36 Voti ,5.31 Punteggio
Luv2eatpuccy 34 U
13  Articoli
Whipped   14/11/2017

Ladies if its you husband or boyfriends or nsa friends birthday would you ever put whipped cream on your pussy and tits as a gift for that man in your life and let he lick it all away?

11 Commenti, 86 Visite, 43 Voti ,6.41 Punteggio
Luv2eatpuccy 34 U
13  Articoli
Whipped   14/11/2017

Ladies if its you husband or boyfriends or nsa friends birthday would you ever put whipped cream on your pussy and tits as a gift for that man in your life and let he lick it all away?

3 Commenti, 31 Visite, 15 Voti ,2.82 Punteggio
Me enamora ...   26/10/2017

Me enamora la gente que dice lo que piensa y que realmente piensa lo que dice <br><br> . Que no es fácil. La que defiende sus ideas y sus emociones, porque son suyas y sinceras. <br><br> Pero sin imponerlas a los demás, sin juzgar a quien piensa diferente <br><br> y sin compararse con quien no las comparte.

3 Commenti, 21 Visite, 18 Voti ,2.99 Punteggio
slicmike 31 U
1  Articolo

I was with my chick at a bar when we met up with her ex husband's friend with his chick. I said hello to him and he said, 'Hey, ya gotta big dick?" I laughed at first and sat down. <br><br> He was one of those egotistical dudes that think there on top of the world because he has tattoos, motorcycle, and a good paying job. He looked like Ray Liotta from ...

4 Commenti, 117 Visite, 26 Voti ,3.67 Punteggio
Go Figure!   14/9/2017

I had a crush on my friends sister but it seemed like every time she was dating someone then I was not and when I was she was not. I really wanted to be with her but over time she got married to a total jerk. She was married before to a jerk so I guess she is attracted to jerks. Maybe that is why we never dated - just saying lol.

7 Commenti, 42 Visite, 19 Voti ,4.44 Punteggio
jr42468 56 U
24  Articoli
you have to be funny   13/9/2017

i think that all relationships have to have a good sense of humor it lightens the mood sometimes when tensions are high

3 Commenti, 37 Visite, 17 Voti ,3.97 Punteggio
Enginary 33 U
39  Articoli
fun   23/8/2017

enjoy babes!!

0 Commenti, 14 Visite, 12 Voti ,3.51 Punteggio
stevong 41 U
3  Articoli
Wolf of Pig   20/8/2017

[image1] The Three Little Pigs Once upon a time there were three little pigs. When they grew up, they left their parents to live their first winter by themselves. Autumn came and it began raining. The three little pigs started to feel they needed a real house to live in. They talked about how to build a house and prepare for the coming winter, but each decided ...

2 Commenti, 73 Visite, 20 Voti ,4.02 Punteggio
freedom   14/8/2017

commitment = loss of freedom lol!!!

0 Commenti, 22 Visite, 18 Voti ,5.44 Punteggio
caught   9/7/2017

getting caught by your gf while wanking is total fun lol

1 Commenti, 26 Visite, 18 Voti ,3.94 Punteggio
freedom   4/7/2017

freedom compromises after commitment

0 Commenti, 8 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.08 Punteggio
chickenhawk175 54 U
2  Articoli
When a girl says ...   27/5/2017

When a Woman says, "OK, have fun."

Do not have fun. Abort the mission. I repeat. Abort the mission.

1 Commenti, 49 Visite, 20 Voti ,4.40 Punteggio
Porn Is a Crucial Part of My Relationship   20/5/2017

I love porn. I'm not embarrassed to say it. I'm not picky about where I watch it. Sometimes I watch it in bed while my boyfriend's at home. Other times I watch it on our couch when I need a break from my three jobs and he is still at work. And my taste runs the gamut, though I tend to veer towards watching public sex and threesomes.

Oh, and maybe you caught this: I have a boyfriend. ...

1 Commenti, 69 Visite, 17 Voti ,4.12 Punteggio
People who do not understand other people   30/4/2017

So I work with this guy who decided the best way for him to find the girl of his dreams is to try to meet someone, from another country, online. He had a picture of this girl he was talking to and was so happy... Only problem was when he showed me it was a picture of a pornstar. Aside from this she also claimed to be in South Africa, yeah that country known for being terrible, and needed money ...

3 Commenti, 58 Visite, 17 Voti ,2.84 Punteggio
Magdalena69n 40 D
1  Articolo
Love Line   2/4/2017

Love line with Adam needs to come back so bad...guys you need to listen.

8 Commenti, 74 Visite, 42 Voti ,2.62 Punteggio
Married or Single   25/3/2017

I was wondering what type of situation most women prefer here. When one is involved, do you prefer to find someone else who is also in a relationship or is preferable to find a single man. What do the single women here prefer. I like a drama free situation with someone fun and outgoing, but I am single and keep my options open.

5 Commenti, 57 Visite, 22 Voti ,4.57 Punteggio
nightflyer99 48 U
6  Articoli
oldie but goodie   15/2/2017

One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a Genie popped out of the lamp, An angry Genie, because the man had kicked his lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I shall still give you three wishes as your reward for releasing me. However, because of what you did, I ...

4 Commenti, 106 Visite, 19 Voti ,3.65 Punteggio
Opps have you been recognized by, friends, coworkers, family?   2/2/2017

So has it happened to you any thing bad come of it? Anything good come of it?

Or just embarrassed....

I was recognized in my blk dress this week! opps family..., mmmmm coworker!

20 Commenti, 299 Visite, 59 Voti ,6.06 Punteggio
autopalm77 51 U
7  Articoli
Haaaaachu....!!!!   17/11/2016

A woman constantly keeps sneezing and goes to see the doctor. She tells him, "Doctor, I constantly keep sneezing, and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The doctor asks, "What are you doing for it?" The woman replies, "Sniffing pepper."

5 Commenti, 90 Visite, 28 Voti ,4.78 Punteggio
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articoli
who can you trust   8/11/2016

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under ...

6 Commenti, 276 Visite, 26 Voti ,5.94 Punteggio
24  Articoli
Drunk   30/9/2016

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town! Great Pussy!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the younger dude ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, the old drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and ...

3 Commenti, 131 Visite, 11 Voti ,4.10 Punteggio
Weekend sex   30/9/2016

Would love to have sex- i said.

She gave me a glove...


6 Commenti, 57 Visite, 10 Voti ,3.78 Punteggio
BBCheadlover 53 U
2  Articoli
false advertisment   21/9/2016

so awhile back i met a lady on AdultFriendFinder and what caught my attention was that she said she loved to work out, but more importantly (at least for me lol) she loved giving head. so after a few weeks of getting to know each other, we were chatting one friday night. she had a date that was running late or maybe just blowing her off. i was home bored and jokely said if you need some replacement dick, i'm ...

3 Commenti, 228 Visite, 21 Voti ,4.12 Punteggio
funcrux 46 U
7  Articoli
Human Relationships   20/9/2016

Ultimately, the only way to make good friends is to become a good friend yourself. Good people gather around other good people.

2 Commenti, 15 Visite, 3 Voti ,3.43 Punteggio
I am ready   8/9/2016

Was told that the other night- was excited. But the only thing i was ready for- was to sleep... Age...

6 Commenti, 45 Visite, 15 Voti ,3.28 Punteggio
nicelifej 33 U
3  Articoli
.zdfgjkldfklhb   4/9/2016

respect is the most important value in the relationship

1 Commenti, 15 Visite, 6 Voti ,3.08 Punteggio
luv2liku698 60 U
1  Articolo
Tires made of pussy   21/8/2016

We were having a discussion at the bar one afternoon. This girl said, "If tires were made of pussy they would never wear out!". I told her that it wouldn't work. The whole world would then smell like fish!!

3 Commenti, 56 Visite, 16 Voti ,3.27 Punteggio
BrightBlueEyes80 35 U
5  Articoli
Why do people always say things that arent?   2/8/2016

Why do girls always say they dont want anything serious, then all of a sudden they want something serious? Why not just be straight up?

4 Commenti, 37 Visite, 11 Voti ,4.10 Punteggio
Alessandro46975 61 U
2  Articoli
paying for services   21/7/2016

When is cheating on your partener, if you go get a massage with a happy ending is that cheating, if you pay for a service is that cheating, women are offering all kinds of services to men.

It does not mean you don't love your girl or wife!!

2 Commenti, 32 Visite, 13 Voti ,1.80 Punteggio
wittyhumor 41 U
37  Articoli
The Fickle Times We Live In.....   15/4/2016

"Nevermind what's being said to you! Then maybe you could learn to fuck better!"

That's what I said to her as I came in her mouth after, a less than par blowjob.....

"Didn't you learn anything from those porn flicks that you keep in your closet?!!"

I had asked her that before, and she hates it every time. She then says to me, that, she thought I loved her, and she ...

1 Commenti, 96 Visite, 13 Voti ,0.46 Punteggio
wittyhumor 41 U
37  Articoli
The case of my missing twix bars....   15/4/2016

The first time in total, and in my hands I left a little bit of a mess.....

It was just then, when, she was going through my emails that i have sent here and there.....

So, I said to her that it was just all in good fun, and yes I do online sex often....

She's so cute, and sweet, as well as, A's on my report card....

Yeah, it was not able to make a difference ...

0 Commenti, 53 Visite, 9 Voti ,2.36 Punteggio
27  Articoli
Lessor of two evils   11/3/2016

"So let me get this straight, " the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man." "That's correct, " says the defendant. "At which time, " continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her." "That's correct, " says the defendant. "Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and the man ...

0 Commenti, 229 Visite, 24 Voti ,4.95 Punteggio
27  Articoli
Make her scream...   11/3/2016

Hey guys... I figured out how you can make your girlfriend or wife or whatever scream during sex.. It's super easy and it works every time... All ya gotta do.. While you are having sex take your phone... and call your girl and tell her about it...

5 Commenti, 112 Visite, 17 Voti ,4.68 Punteggio
27  Articoli

So, a man asks his wife "If I won the lottery, what would you do?" His wife says, "Take half and leave you" The man smiles and says, "Good cuz I won 12 bux from the lottery today, heres 6 now get out"

0 Commenti, 50 Visite, 11 Voti ,4.66 Punteggio
sexxxcrzd 37 C
9  Articoli
Look how sexy my wife is...   6/2/2016

...That is all.


14 Commenti, 174 Visite, 26 Voti ,5.61 Punteggio
wickedcat2006 49 D
145  Articoli
the vagina!!!   31/1/2016

The best engine in the world is the Vagina. It can be started with one finger, It is self lubricating, It takes any size piston, And it changes it's own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.....

4 Commenti, 120 Visite, 41 Voti ,7.16 Punteggio
rm_Nikkicandie1 26 C
0  Articoli
its funny now not s much then   6/12/2015

nikki an myself was in bed and she says she has to pee.okay I thought get up and go like any sane person would do.well she for some reason got the idea to act like she was a dog and omg she pissed on me!!and I don't mean just a lil I mean straight full blast peed lol then says she was marking what belongs to her lol I couldn't be mad after that bc it was so funny and sweet at the same time yet ...

4 Commenti, 98 Visite, 21 Voti ,2.14 Punteggio
mrryan74 47 U
5  Articoli
wife joke   30/10/2015

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't ...

15 Commenti, 453 Visite, 41 Voti ,6.76 Punteggio
mrryan74 47 U
5  Articoli
BBQ time   30/10/2015

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

5 Commenti, 225 Visite, 22 Voti ,5.77 Punteggio
rm_NOPoet30 67 U
47  Articoli
Always use condoms?   29/10/2015

Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I have a reaction to latex [Rash] & little or no sensation. So, I ask if she can prove she is disease free - which I feel is being honest- and that for reasons stated I don't use condoms. Mostly, I get ...

1 Commenti, 88 Visite, 8 Voti ,1.86 Punteggio
rm_NOPoet30 67 U
47  Articoli
Always use condoms?   29/10/2015

Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I have a reaction to latex [Rash] & little or no sensation. So, I ask if she can prove she is disease free - which I feel is being honest- and that for reasons stated I don't use condoms. Mostly, I get ...

3 Commenti, 46 Visite, 5 Voti ,4.12 Punteggio
24  Articoli


We met in a chat room General conversation Things get hot & heavy She is coming over for sex. ‘Can’t see you till after work Be there by 8 AM my dear.’

She had sent a photo From the neck to her waist To whet my appetite I guess She was lovely, bare big breasted.

Troubled sleep – toss & turn Big Yoda is throbbing My mind is in a whirl Putting a face & name ...

2 Commenti, 76 Visite, 8 Voti ,3.25 Punteggio
Satyr48 75 U
8  Articoli
Karma   20/8/2015

Two former female neighbors met in the Afterlife, after both suffering untimely deaths. Being surprised to see each other, they asked how they me their fates. One woman said she froze to death. "Oh, my goodness!" the other replied, "that's terrible" "Well; not SO bad" the other replied, "After a while the cold went away, and I drifted off into a warm sleep" The second woman said she died of a ...

3 Commenti, 236 Visite, 26 Voti ,5.40 Punteggio
wittyhumor 41 U
37  Articoli
I Forget Stuff Sometimes   15/8/2015

I looked up at my ceiling the other day and as I was laying there I saw what I thought to be a sliver of paint on it. I didn't pay it any attention but I noticed that it had some limbs. So obviously it's a bug. I grab the bug spray and down it goes. I quickly picked it up off the floor and flush it in the toilet. Moments later i get a knock at the door. So I quickly answer the door as I am ...

0 Commenti, 220 Visite, 13 Voti ,2.64 Punteggio
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articoli
The Successful Son   3/8/2015

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them went to the 1st tee while the other went to to the club house to pay the bill. The three men started bragging on their sons. The first man said "My son is a successful home builder. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. The second man said "My son is such a good car salesman that he know owns a multi-line dealership. And ...

4 Commenti, 229 Visite, 17 Voti ,5.67 Punteggio
Otis_Good 71 U
18  Articoli
Listen up   15/7/2015

I was talking to my ex one day after sex and asked who is the best lover you ever had ? I was feeling pretty sure she was going to say me after the fancy fuck I just gave her but no . Yap yap yap she went on and on . I kind of stoped listening until I heard . And in the shower Rose said you might as well wash my back and ass a deal is a deal . What ? What deal ? I asked . Rose my second roommate ...

2 Commenti, 304 Visite, 15 Voti ,2.52 Punteggio
wickedcat2006 49 D
145  Articoli
gossipers!!!   15/6/2015

Mildred, the church gossiper and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused a new member, Henry, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of ...

3 Commenti, 244 Visite, 39 Voti ,6.82 Punteggio
Badazzboy4U 32 U
3  Articoli
Fucked up families   4/6/2015

There's a story in one of the Charles Town, Wes Virginiay news about a brother and sister who went to their sons High School graduation because all three graduated on the same day in 2008. The really weird thing is that he has several profiles on this and other sites and uses a photo of him with his sister taken at the Graduation Party in 2008. Now that is really fucked up!!!


0 Commenti, 64 Visite, 7 Voti ,3.55 Punteggio
suryareddy004 20 U
1  Articolo
my first romance   28/5/2015

haii friends, this is my real experience in my life.once my Aunty's daughter came to my house for spend her holidays.she was very beautiful and sexy.I loved her so day night do small fighting between she and her mom.then she get nervous feeling. and she come to my bed beside of me.then time is gone.then I put my hand at her PUSSY.then she shifted her face beside of my face, and she give ...

0 Commenti, 121 Visite, 7 Voti ,2.28 Punteggio
3  Articoli
Having sex with The King! Thank you.. Thank you very much...   15/4/2015

I have always found ways to make a girl bust up laughing; while we have sex.. Creative singing is one them.. I have a knack for turning something innocent; into something naughty..... For instance.. I heard an Elvis song while driving to a date. Latter when we were ready for a romp, I sang my dirty version. It went like this: Are you lonesome tonight?... ...

2 Commenti, 94 Visite, 11 Voti ,4.66 Punteggio
dh1313h 35 U
3  Articoli
For Fun   15/3/2015

A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she ...

3 Commenti, 244 Visite, 20 Voti ,4.53 Punteggio
Kycre8iveman 71 U
0  Articoli
My Date From Hell!   18/2/2015

Written by: KyCre8iveGuy


I met a young lady on a Transgendered website. She was 35-years-old, had long blonde, beautiful hair and the face and body of a Goddess. We chatted for a while on the website and through personal emails. Eventually, we ...

6 Commenti, 297 Visite, 39 Voti ,4.62 Punteggio
rm_canwechat1 72 U
1  Articolo
IRONY   13/1/2015

Isn't it Ironic that this page is blank, can one surmise from that that there is nothing funny about sex? from my experience it can't be so, many a gut splitting laugh has come out of the absurd situation we sometimes find ourselves in in the pursuit of sex.

0 Commenti, 35 Visite, 8 Voti ,3.01 Punteggio
missourimuffdive 63 U
1  Articolo
Dead Roses!   21/11/2014

On my fifth wedding anniversary i decided to get my wife a dozen red roses, they looked a little wilted and thought that they just needed some water and some miracle grow for flowers. I bought the roses thinking that i could bring them back to life somehow. When i got home if put them in vase with some water and miracle grow. An hour had passed and they looked a little bit better but still looked ...

2 Commenti, 91 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.49 Punteggio
maximil_power 33 U
1  Articolo
A Realization After Sex   13/11/2014

So the encounter began as hot and passionate as ever! She started unbuttoning my shirt, but had to raise her arms so I could throw HER shirt off! She must have thought, forget the buttons, and tried to pull mine over my head too!

We were tearing each other's clothes off like they were on fire!

She went for my belt, I went for her bra, and after struggling like I was trying to ...

3 Commenti, 231 Visite, 18 Voti ,3.26 Punteggio
rm_goodsxwithu 53 C
10  Articoli
Funny   12/11/2014

Have you ever gotten rug burns from having sex on a carpet? There's nothing funny about it the next morning.

18 Commenti, 133 Visite, 29 Voti ,5.25 Punteggio
kimdan4fun 40 C
10  Articoli
Testimonials   7/11/2014

If you get one do you always allow it to show up on your profile or do you sometimes hide them?

5 Commenti, 67 Visite, 14 Voti ,3.30 Punteggio
prettyinpink838 40 C
6  Articoli
Going   31/10/2014

Funny how the longer you know someone the more you get use to seeing them going to the bathroom and how little it matters.

11 Commenti, 126 Visite, 24 Voti ,6.20 Punteggio
rm_3xthefun99 53 C
4  Articoli
Humor   21/10/2014

We think it's really funny how many guys want us to watch them jerk off on cam. Do they really think that's what people on here want to see? Oh and just an added note for those of you that think a woman is watching you on all those couple profiles. It isn't.

9 Commenti, 90 Visite, 19 Voti ,4.44 Punteggio
Funny?   15/10/2014

If you write me and ask to fuck, suck or perform any other sex act with you before we've had a chance to chat first then I'll know you're just being funny.

9 Commenti, 108 Visite, 25 Voti ,6.56 Punteggio
lovestolick619 48 U
171  Articoli
Understanding Women   1/10/2014

A Woman's Vocabulary, Keywords and Meanings (as taken from an interview with a woman)

FINE This is the word we use at the end of any argument in which we feel we are right, but need to shut you up. NEVER use 'Fine' to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your ...

3 Commenti, 56 Visite, 9 Voti ,4.07 Punteggio
lovestolick619 48 U
171  Articoli
Understanding Men   1/10/2014

"IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH, " "SURE, HONEY, " OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.


2 Commenti, 42 Visite, 7 Voti ,3.80 Punteggio
lovestolick619 48 U
171  Articoli
When Alice Went Deer Hunting   1/10/2014

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her: "What are you up to?"

Alice smiles: "I'm going hunting with you!"

Jake, though he had many reservations about ...

2 Commenti, 200 Visite, 13 Voti ,4.82 Punteggio
Lost_Cause_69 51 U
6  Articoli
Hard Liquor...   20/9/2014

Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year. One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I’ve had, I’ve named after soda pops. The first one i called 7up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up. The second one i called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do. The third i called Jack Daniels." ...

8 Commenti, 279 Visite, 25 Voti ,6.67 Punteggio
Lost_Cause_69 51 U
6  Articoli
Lunch would be ready......   15/9/2014

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a ...

2 Commenti, 247 Visite, 21 Voti ,6.84 Punteggio
Lost_Cause_69 51 U
6  Articoli
Three kinds of each...   6/9/2014

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you ...

3 Commenti, 157 Visite, 20 Voti ,4.91 Punteggio
sadako2l 42 D
4  Articoli
Lesbian joke #69   4/9/2014

What do you call a can of tuna on a lesbian's coffee table?


2 Commenti, 88 Visite, 19 Voti ,3.26 Punteggio
vazzaam1 37 U
7  Articoli
bar joke   19/7/2014

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!" ...

7 Commenti, 342 Visite, 24 Voti ,6.65 Punteggio
GGnCerb 51 C
1  Articolo
Joke...   27/6/2014

How do you know you just had a good blow job?

- When she gives you a blow job she sucks the sheets up your ass.

Now how do you know the woman that just gave you that blow job is a good girl?

- She pulls the sheets back out for you.

2 Commenti, 88 Visite, 25 Voti ,3.91 Punteggio
SIR   30/4/2014


1 Commenti, 59 Visite, 6 Voti ,1.66 Punteggio
thislustfulmind 42 U
28  Articoli
Fun Facts about the Great Vagina   28/4/2014

Fun Facts about the Great Vagina

7 Commenti, 262 Visite, 26 Voti ,7.02 Punteggio
thislustfulmind 42 U
28  Articoli
Interesting facts about the Penis   28/4/2014

Interesting facts about the Penis

6 Commenti, 177 Visite, 24 Voti ,7.33 Punteggio
rm_rituraj510 28 U
12  Articoli
Getting rid of Ex   4/4/2014

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp. He picks it up, and as he starts to rub the dirt off of it, a genie comes out of the lamp and says, “I want to know the person you hate the most.” The explorer says, “That’s gotta be my ex-wife. Why?” “I am a cursed genie. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish ...

3 Commenti, 284 Visite, 17 Voti ,5.39 Punteggio
rm_rituraj510 28 U
12  Articoli
how are people born?   4/4/2014

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was ...

3 Commenti, 171 Visite, 11 Voti ,4.85 Punteggio
Islandman209 47 U
6  Articoli
what women would do if they had a penis for a day   4/3/2014

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public ...

4 Commenti, 87 Visite, 11 Voti ,5.04 Punteggio
Islandman209 47 U
6  Articoli

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing ...

2 Commenti, 63 Visite, 7 Voti ,4.82 Punteggio
Islandman209 47 U
6  Articoli
25 Secrets Girls Have To Know About Guys   4/3/2014

. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual ...

1 Commenti, 68 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.86 Punteggio
Islandman209 47 U
6  Articoli
long distance   23/2/2014

How To Have A Long Distance Relationship VideoJug is here to help if geography is getting in the way of you and your loved one. Follow our guide on how to have a long distance relationship, and keep your relationship alive despite where you are in the world.

Step 1: Talk it through

You need to discuss your expectations of the relationship once you are apart, and set ...

0 Commenti, 22 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
23  Articoli
If You Use Handcuffs, Always Keep a Spare Key Handy   1/2/2014

I've even got a better idea, make sure you have one key on a string, around your wrist before you play, and have a spare on your key ring.

The reason? My two best friends, Ted and Bobbi and I play around quite a bit. Sometimes I go to their house for MFM threesome, sometimes they come over to my house to have a mfmf party with Debbie and me.

And sometimes, Ted and Bobbi just get ...

3 Commenti, 173 Visite, 8 Voti ,4.64 Punteggio
hysteroyster 33 D
2  Articoli
Foodie   27/1/2014

Urban Dictionary defines foodie as: a douchebag who likes food; though the terms "gastronome" and "epicure" define the same thing.

I don't remember being an asshole due to my foodism, I have however perceived others as such when my desire for certain foods or eateries were denied.

...which I guess does indeed make me a douchebag.

But who could resist the succulent steak ...

1 Commenti, 41 Visite, 8 Voti ,2.78 Punteggio
annie444u 52 C
135  Articoli
What Annie didn't tell you..............   23/1/2014

....was that before she rolled the damn can of Crème of Mushroom soup perfectly under my right foot was:

1. the fact that we have wood floors and they had just been polished.

2. I was wearing socks, not shoes at the time of impact.

3. She had just opened the cupboard above me slamming me in the head with the bottom corner of the oak cabinet

4. That ...

3 Commenti, 101 Visite, 10 Voti ,3.19 Punteggio
annie444u 52 C
135  Articoli
Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen Ruin the Meal (er, uh, ruin one's head)   23/1/2014

My husband Danny is an excellent chef. If it can be grilled, he can grille it like no one's ever grilled meat before. If it can be broiled, he can broil it to perfection. He can bake, fry, you name it.

However, sometimes we'll have guests coming over for a big dinner and he needs help in the kitchen....that's where I come in...or at least I used to.

He gave me a list of ...

4 Commenti, 156 Visite, 7 Voti ,4.06 Punteggio
What to do   1/1/2014

What to do

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What to do   1/1/2014

What to do

0 Commenti, 12 Visite, 2 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio
solidsingh2 29 U
6  Articoli


ITS WHEN SOMEONE MADE U FEEL VERY VERY SPECIAL YESTERDAY....................................................................................................................................................BUT....................................................................................MADE U FEEL THAT U R THE MOST UNWANTED PERSON TODAY.....!! ...

3 Commenti, 58 Visite, 5 Voti ,3.47 Punteggio
jaipurcouple1979 41 C
3  Articoli
Glitter and Sparkles   1/10/2013

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any ...

3 Commenti, 278 Visite, 15 Voti ,5.73 Punteggio
jaipurcouple1979 41 C
3  Articoli
Glitter and Sparkles   1/10/2013

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any ...

3 Commenti, 100 Visite, 4 Voti ,4.80 Punteggio
TomRakewell 31 U
10  Articoli
Flakes.   18/9/2013

Tell your funniest flake story!

1 Commenti, 55 Visite, 6 Voti ,1.94 Punteggio
Badtrev 43 U
9  Articoli
On being discreet...   9/9/2013

I cannot speak for everyone, but in the case of my wife and I discretion is an absolute non-negotiable must. Her work is sensitive to anything that may be conveyed as "alternative" and my work is very publicly oriented where I talk to hundreds of different people a week. On top of that we're also involved in the community and have a lot of friends who might not be ready to understand. So we ...

2 Commenti, 162 Visite, 9 Voti ,3.21 Punteggio
LTSwing69 51 C
2  Articoli
Greener Grass   7/9/2013

Being that my husband was born and raised his whole life here in this small County He is pretty well known and knows most other locals that have been born and raised here. Its safe to say that when we meet new people If its through a mutual friend , they have already been pre warned or pre schooled that we are freaks. They don't know what to expect and though they all at one time or another ...

2 Commenti, 284 Visite, 15 Voti ,3.28 Punteggio
bostonguy27yo 32 U
1  Articolo
Ever Fart by accident while getting blowjob?   11/8/2013


2 Commenti, 64 Visite, 6 Voti ,1.37 Punteggio
OneMikeHancho 29 U
2  Articoli
Say it isn't so!   26/7/2013

A hysterical woman came into the ER. She'd just had a fight with her boyfriend while sitting in his parked car. She said she had gotten so mad at him that she pulled the key out of the ignition and put it in her vagina so he couldn't drive home! Now she couldn't locate the key to get it out. I couldn't find it either, so we concluded that it must have fallen out ...

4 Commenti, 364 Visite, 13 Voti ,2.81 Punteggio
OneMikeHancho 29 U
2  Articoli
Maybe you?   26/7/2013

"One night, a gurney rolled in carrying a woman in black lingerie-who happened to be straddling a naked man. They told us that they had been doing a lot of drugs and having wild sex when the woman's vagina cramped up and the guy couldn't pull out. The doctor on duty gave her muscle relaxants, and after several minutes, they were able to separate. Then they were promptly ...

4 Commenti, 323 Visite, 10 Voti ,4.58 Punteggio
funny   6/6/2013

tha daughter ask her dad to use tha car he say wat u goin to do for me she says idk wat do u want so he says i want a bj she says thats sick ur my dad he says do u want tha car r not so she starts suckin then she stops and looks at her dad and says dad whys ur dick taste like shit so he says that reminds me ur brothers using tha car

1 Commenti, 198 Visite, 9 Voti
annie444u 52 C
135  Articoli
I want to know why the sexually frustrated, sexually depraved women go for my Danny   16/3/2013

Are there any other guys out there that get hit on by divorced, sexually depraved, sexually frustrated women like my Danny does.

I swear the boy must have the record for banging girls that are divorced and who haven't had sex with anyone since they split with their husbands.

Danny can relate story after story to me about how these women, many of them cougars, seduce him and, ...

5 Commenti, 354 Visite, 22 Voti ,3.49 Punteggio
Quit smoking   15/3/2013

A very smart doctor once told me that the only way for a man to kill himself slowly over a period of 30-40 years while spending huge amounts of moneey other than smoking was to get married,

2 Commenti, 175 Visite, 8 Voti ,3.48 Punteggio
SEXTING   11/2/2013

Text SEX 2win a BABY. 1t per sperm. Offer ends wen some-1 is pregnant. Lucky draw will b held @ d labour ward. promosen starts wen U make love with some-1 & ends wen U ar satisfied, hurry now! limited partners. So get started now!

0 Commenti, 142 Visite, 6 Voti ,1.94 Punteggio
annie444u 52 C
135  Articoli
Using One Friend to Make Another Girl Jealous, I Instead Made Them Into Lovers   2/2/2013

Sometimes our best ideas become our worst nightmares.....

Sometimes what seems like a good idea one minute comes back to bite us in the ass the very next second.

By using Diane, my best bi-sexual friend and lover to get Katie jealous, I instead turned them into lovers.

Katie never really left Earl, she remained married to him for years, but Katie made love to Diane ...

3 Commenti, 269 Visite, 20 Voti ,4.66 Punteggio
lovethey1952 71 U
2  Articoli
Fun at the Gentleman’s Club   27/10/2012

Fun at the Gentleman’s Club

I have been on AdultFriendFinder off and on now for several years. I have met some great ladies and continue to be friends. A short time ago, I contacted a lady on AdultFriendFinder and she stated she was a dancer. I chatted with her and finally went to meet her at her club. It was not one of the fancier ones in the area, but reminded me of a club I liked in Pennsylvania. As we chatted ...

3 Commenti, 368 Visite, 13 Voti ,1.47 Punteggio
indicaking1993 30 U
3  Articoli
accidental slip   20/10/2012

alright i very much like the doggy position. as a girl is it a big deal when a guy slips his dick in the asshole instead of the pussy on accident.

0 Commenti, 19 Visite, 1 Voti
Article Title   12/9/2012

Article Body

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Funny only now, many years later   11/8/2012

I'm in college and pick out this good looking freshman during orientation.

That night I'm munching away on a her and suddenly get a string in my mouth.

Yep, you guessed it.

So I stop, grab a quick, long swig from the beer bottle and ask her if she's on the the rag.

Comes out no boyfriend had ever eating her before and she didn't realize there was anything ...

5 Commenti, 274 Visite, 12 Voti ,3.51 Punteggio
c6love 32 U
26  Articoli
humor   3/7/2012

so has anyone been farted on during sex. not a sex fart but an actual fart. it has happened to me numerous times. i almost burst out in laughter each time. is this normal for girls to fart during sex

7 Commenti, 130 Visite, 3 Voti ,2.45 Punteggio
foxeyatfifty 67 D
26  Articoli
Lost condom ??   12/6/2012

Would some of you like to share your humorous moments with you lover. I will share on of mine, we had lots of fun and some good sex, we were using a condom of course. After playtime we were looking for the condom to put it in the garbage, well we took apart the bed, looked under the bed, on the floor...could not find it, so we thought we should look and see what had turned out on the ...

6 Commenti, 457 Visite, 25 Voti ,5.90 Punteggio
nobody328 26 U
23  Articoli
IMPORTANT   30/5/2012


3 Commenti, 55 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.08 Punteggio
rcoachv1 47 U
1  Articolo
swinger or swingers   15/3/2012

here is some food for thought if you and your partner are active swingers , but this time you do your own thing(have sex with another swinger couple) without your partner. do they have the right to be upset about it

2 Commenti, 145 Visite, 3 Voti ,2.45 Punteggio
Dirty_Pinguin 32 U
3  Articoli
Humor and Attraction : who likes jokers ??   24/2/2012

Have you heard the one about the relationship scientist who walks into a bar with a journal under one arm and a duck under the other? Never wasn’t very funny to begin with. If that's the only joke you know, will your lackluster sense of humor hurt you when it comes to attracting a romantic partner? It turns out that the use and importance of humor differs between men and women in ...

0 Commenti, 35 Visite, 1 Voti
nvrgetsenuf 50 D
11  Articoli
First Date Fuck-Ups, episode 2   7/2/2012

I met Jose (not his real name, to protect the guilty), while I was pumping gas & he was cleaning the canopy over the gas pumps. He would splash a little water to make me think it had started sprinkling. He did this twice before I looked up to see him. He then asked if I would like to go to a movie Friday. He was very good looking so I answered yes. He told me where his second job is, what time he ...

5 Commenti, 524 Visite, 24 Voti ,4.61 Punteggio
captthickstick 38 U
1  Articolo
Singles   1/2/2012

"If you're going to cheat, you shouldn't be in a relationship."

Is it just me, or do you hear single people say this a helluva lot more than those in relationships?

1 Commenti, 86 Visite, 2 Voti
rm_sexspice40 49 D
6  Articoli
april fool   30/1/2012

you walk into a room and find your lover and your best friend under the sheets both naked. when they see you, they both scream april fool. you look at the calender and realise its april 1st. what would you do.

9 Commenti, 371 Visite, 15 Voti ,3.28 Punteggio
_JKH_ 69 U
858  Articoli
Ed the Chicken !   4/1/2012

Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.'

Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a ...

5 Commenti, 372 Visite, 16 Voti ,3.42 Punteggio
rm_Toyboyj624 26 U
11  Articoli
Laughter in bed   17/11/2011

Sex is the major component of a relationship and so aslong as you maintain it you maintain your relationship.alot of humour can be brought out of sex if you look deep enuf, your partners body is a store of humour that you can use, just make a sexy seductive joke abouts yours or their body and see how fast the laughter will lead you two to the bedroom.have some naughty humour in your relationship ...

0 Commenti, 63 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.04 Punteggio
kinkycplincanon 52 C
5  Articoli
her,or so she says   9/10/2011

watching wife having her first girl/girl 69 in the back of our Subaru wagon . Let me set the story:i had hooked up my buddy with this girl who was staying with shannon and i.a mutual friend brought her over, asking if she could stay a few weeks. she was a tall redhead , kinda thick (in a good way)green eyes big full lips , sexy as hell and was very open about her bi-sexuality a true ...

7 Commenti, 571 Visite, 39 Voti ,4.62 Punteggio
xplodeu 48 U
3  Articoli
Pitfalls vs Pussies?   23/8/2011

I'm just curious to know what women prefer in bed. I'm sure if your sitting at home right now with the moggy on your lap your gonna say pussy right? But if you had put pussy to bed 5 min ago, and walked into your bedroom, What would you be expecting to find?

A bottle of wine and chocolate, a whip or other? I understand everyone here states their preferences, but I'm seeking here ...

2 Commenti, 122 Visite, 5 Voti ,1.84 Punteggio
takemeasiam74 50 U
10  Articoli
humor   13/8/2011

we all need to laugh and humor can help us all relax, sexually it is v important

1 Commenti, 44 Visite, 7 Voti ,2.02 Punteggio
XG35 55 U
4  Articoli
Bra Sizes   27/7/2011

Have u ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the Letters used to define bra sizes? But couldn't figure out what the letters stood for. Well its time you became informed! (A) Almost tits. ( Barely there. (C) Can't Complain! (D) Damn! (DD) Double Damn! (E) Enormous! (F) Fake. (G) Get a Reduction. (H )Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

10 Commenti, 513 Visite, 36 Voti ,4.45 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Noble King Arthur   29/6/2011

King Arthur

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to ...

3 Commenti, 290 Visite, 12 Voti ,6.16 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Like a Tiger   29/6/2011

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That’s no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I’ve been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger ...

1 Commenti, 384 Visite, 11 Voti ,3.35 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
The Old Farmer   29/6/2011

The old farmer sat rocking on the front porch as he talked to the stranger. "Been thirty years since I lost my wife in these woods."

"Oh, I’m sorry, " the stranger said, "It must have been hard to lose your wife like that."

"Hard?" the farmer snorted, "Was damn near impossible! She knew those woods like the back of her hand!"

1 Commenti, 382 Visite, 9 Voti ,3.64 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the Big Game Hunter   23/6/2011

The big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and none could dispute that. But then he said they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal’s skin from it’s feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what caliber bullet it was that killed the animal.

The hunter said ...

1 Commenti, 261 Visite, 10 Voti ,3.98 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Piece of Cake   23/6/2011

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'm gonna go play in my room for a couple of hours. I sure would like a piece of cake after though!

Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Wow!, it worked!"

Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?"

Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in ...

1 Commenti, 298 Visite, 5 Voti ,4.12 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Sex at Seven   23/6/2011

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking redheaded lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you ...

1 Commenti, 258 Visite, 5 Voti ,3.14 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Two Friends   23/6/2011

Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again...for no reason."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?"

The brunette says, "Oh ...

2 Commenti, 316 Visite, 10 Voti ,4.78 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
"Joys of Parenting "   22/6/2011

A Woman's Experience With Children

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children this age, this is not funny. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

The following came from an anonymous mother.

Things I've learned from my children ...

2 Commenti, 275 Visite, 12 Voti ,5.63 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Women   22/6/2011

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. --Charlotte Whitton

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. --Lenny Bruce

I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine. --Mel ...

1 Commenti, 154 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Vacation   22/6/2011

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; his wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap.

The wife, to escape her snoring husband, decided to take the boat out. Since she was not familiar with the lake, she rowed out to the middle, anchored the boat, and started ...

1 Commenti, 279 Visite, 6 Voti ,5.36 Punteggio
southernman5051 60 U
6  Articoli
Starting a fight   5/6/2011

A wife and her husband were watching "Who wants to be a millionaire"while they were in bed.Husband turns to the wife and said Do you want to have sex?"NO" she answered.He then turns and ask, Is that your final answer? THis time without even looking at him simply reply "YES" So then husband turns and said ok I like to phone a friend" THen the fight started.

0 Commenti, 418 Visite, 17 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio
coolwinterclass 52 U
5  Articoli
booted out   3/6/2011

A husband and his wife had a very bad argument.He left and went to the bar. when he home three sheets to the wind. He saw that all his clothes and tools were lying in the front yard. When seeing this through blurry eyes he stormed in the house and confronted wife."Bitch I know your leaving but you sure in hell are not taking my stuff with you"

2 Commenti, 371 Visite, 12 Voti ,3.68 Punteggio
BabyBoomerBoy50s 73 U
1  Articolo
Show Some Manners!   17/4/2011

True Story!

I used to have a girlfriend who would always want to reach for my dinner plate with her fork, or grab my drink, and just help herself......without even asking! If she would have at least asked first, I would have been gracious enough to concede.

The next time I was ready for her.

We were double dating with a friend of ...

0 Commenti, 56 Visite, 3 Voti ,1.96 Punteggio
warINpieces 33 U
1  Articolo
Have you ever farted during sex?   6/4/2011

My first one night stand EVER I accidently let one slip while she was blowing me. We laughed it off and I felt quite embarassed until 2 minutes later she let one go as I brought her legs over her shoulders. Girls do fart!

1 Commenti, 24 Visite, 3 Voti ,3.43 Punteggio

am looking to meet someone who is honest, sweet, caring, attractive, someone who is getting tired of the bar scene, someone who is looking for something that can turn into a long term relationship and possibly marriage.but 4months ago i met a guy on the internet promising me that he loves me and his from Africa and told me to come and visit him and i pay him a visit he take me to a hotel and ...

0 Commenti, 32 Visite, 3 Voti ,2.45 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Infidelity Discovered   14/3/2011

A man was having an affair with another woman and his wife found out about it, so she told him "If you don't end it now I'm gonna go downtown to the post office where you work and tell everyone I see that you're a no good cheating filthy bum."

The husband replied "You're gonna go downtown to the post office where I work and tell everyone you see that I'm a no good cheating filthy bum?" ...

3 Commenti, 443 Visite, 19 Voti ,2.46 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
The Garden of Eden   14/3/2011

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of ...

2 Commenti, 274 Visite, 12 Voti ,3.33 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Magic Frog   14/3/2011

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will ...

4 Commenti, 240 Visite, 9 Voti ,5.56 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
My Wife and I Were Happy For Twenty Years.......   7/3/2011

My wife and I were happy for twenty years...then we met.

. I just got back from a pleasure trip - I drove my wife to the airport

. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

. One woman says to another, "Isn't your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other woman ...

1 Commenti, 286 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.47 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the King   7/3/2011

The king was waving to his loyal subjects from the steps of the palace when he spotted a beggar in the crowd who looked, beneath the dirt and rags, amazingly like his royal self. He had a guard bring the beggar to him and the crowd was likewise struck by the remarkable resemblance. The king was amused, for he knew that the king before him had a well-deserved reputation as a ladies' man, as did he ...

1 Commenti, 172 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
chicoT353 53 U
1  Articolo
Red Flags and warning signs....   7/3/2011

Red flags and warning sign. Is this you because I look for these. If your new in town and ask me where the Methadone Clinic is.........Warning

If the police already know your description....... Warning

If you know the county jail system better than the sheriff.....warning

To date somebody. If you have to get cleared by CPS or a Judge.........Warning

I know we ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Free Tattoo   7/3/2011

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it."

The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to watch my money grow, and three I want to see how fast my wife can blow a $100.

1 Commenti, 202 Visite, 8 Voti ,4.17 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Just Try to be Strong   7/3/2011

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an ...

3 Commenti, 225 Visite, 12 Voti ,5.63 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Off to Hawaii   7/3/2011

There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea--each time they had sex, they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy bank.

They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year. After that time, they decided that there was enough money for their ...

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rm_manz634 36 U
5  Articoli
'reyan George" captured!   25/2/2011

recently i had the rare learning opportunity to deal with a professional con artist on I received a email from a lady naming herself reyan George who only had one photo on her account. she quickly started with a story about how she was looking for love and cherished love etc. right away i knew something was up because it seemed like it was a letter that was sent to ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Mrs. Boudreaux   25/2/2011

One night, a torrential rain soaked Southern Louisiana; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.

Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs.Thibodeaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house.

Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Abstinance   18/2/2011

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Sexual Desire Enhancement   18/2/2011

Doc, you've gotta help me... my wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?" "Look, I can't prescribe..." "Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I am desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to Hell! You've got to help me." The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
His and Her Diary   17/2/2011

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him ...

3 Commenti, 179 Visite, 7 Voti ,3.55 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
reincarnation   16/2/2011

Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave his wife a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. “Who the hell are you?” Demanded Jason, “and what are you doing in my bedroom?”. ...

1 Commenti, 151 Visite, 5 Voti ,3.14 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the Portrait   14/2/2011

Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with 3-carat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful red ruby pendant." "But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things." "I know, " said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good, and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When ...

1 Commenti, 122 Visite, 5 Voti ,3.14 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the Farmer and His Wife   6/2/2011

A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her pussy and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens". She turns to him smiles, grabs his dick and says "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother

1 Commenti, 220 Visite, 2 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the Bus Ride   27/1/2011

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

1 Commenti, 140 Visite, 5 Voti ,2.49 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the in-laws   25/1/2011

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep, " the wife replied, "in-laws."

2 Commenti, 172 Visite, 2 Voti ,3.81 Punteggio
readytoplay100 76 U
5  Articoli
expectations   24/1/2011

I've been on this site now on and off for several years. I've had a lot of fun and I've enjoy meeting some really wonderful people. I also been witness to some of the absolutely most unrealistic expectations and narcissus behavior imaginable. This always makes me smile.

The idea that someone using this site is someway more moral than someone else is the height of stupidity, not ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
dont do it !   23/1/2011

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do ...

1 Commenti, 175 Visite, 2 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio
Resplendant23 63 U
9  Articoli
Revenge ?   22/1/2011

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The Bartender brings the drink and puts the following ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Pizza Pizza   22/1/2011

My wife, on her way home, picked up a $5 pizza for dinner. As we are eating it she fell on the floor and started having convulsions. I grabbed and fumbled with the phone as I called the 911 dispatch. As I knelt and attended to her the paramedic unit arrived and started checking her out. They told me not to be worried and that everything would be fine. She was just having "Little Seizures."

1 Commenti, 171 Visite, 1 Voti ,3.70 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the bank hostages   22/1/2011

This guy robs a bank and takes hostages.

He asks one of the hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?"

The hostage answers, "Yes."

The crook, promptly shoots him.

Then he asks the another hostage the same question, "Did you see me rob the bank?"

The hostage answers, "No, but my wife over there did."

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the sex talk   16/1/2011

In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time.

At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided ...

1 Commenti, 152 Visite, 8 Voti ,2.55 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the beer drinker   16/1/2011

A man walks in the door after a day at the office to find his wife crying at the kitchen table. Whats wrong? he asks.

I went to the store today, and a horrible man looked up my skirt. He said, ˜Id like to fill that with beer and drink it, she sobs. I wish youd been there to kick his ass.

Listen, honey, Ive repeatedly told you to wear panties every day,  replies the husband. ...

1 Commenti, 186 Visite, 8 Voti ,3.01 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
at dinner   16/1/2011

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the woman dining ...

1 Commenti, 139 Visite, 2 Voti ,3.81 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
show me the money   16/1/2011

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't be on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first ...

1 Commenti, 107 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
7_inches_4_u916 26 U
8  Articoli
first time swallowing   8/1/2011

ill never forget the time i had this hot girl swallow for me. the look on her face was priceless. so innocent but so confused LOL.

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Cruelhammer 58 U
8  Articoli
Size Doesn't Matter   1/1/2011

A couple had been dating for about a month, but the guy was afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.

Finally one evening, he gets up his courage, and takes her to lovers' lane. While they are making out, he opens his zipper and places her hand on his penis.

"Stop! How dare you!" the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."

1 Commenti, 304 Visite, 7 Voti ,3.80 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
marriage proposal   27/12/2010

When asked if there was anything they would have changed about one of the most romantic moments of their lives, several women said a 'bigger diamond!'

54% of men still get down on one knee. 44% of men ask their partner's father for permission to marry. 57% of men cry when she said yes. 65% of women say he could have put more effort and preparation into the proposal. 25% of couples wait ...

1 Commenti, 128 Visite, 7 Voti ,1.51 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
New Years Eve Dream   26/12/2010

Janice was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'

'Aha, you'll know tonight, ' answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Janice and handed her small ...

1 Commenti, 132 Visite, 3 Voti ,3.92 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
New Years Eve Party   26/12/2010

Trevor's New Year's Eve party was an annual occurrence with numerous guests arriving. During the evening, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to where the drinks were, in the kitchen. He sat there happily, chatting away, for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face. 'You know, ' he confided to Trevor, 'I wasn't even ...

2 Commenti, 133 Visite, 3 Voti ,3.92 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the Maple Leaf   24/12/2010

After being escorted to the witness box and sworn in, the little old man was asked by the lawyer to explain what had happened. He described the events that led up to the incident and finally got to the main issue of the case, saying, "..and that's when she hit me with a maple leaf!"

"Surely that couldn't have inflicted any serious injury on you, sir, " the lawyer said.

"Are you ...

1 Commenti, 116 Visite, 2 Voti ,3.12 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Who Makes the Coffee   24/12/2010

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You're in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that's your job. I can just wait for my coffee."

The wife replied, "No ...

3 Commenti, 131 Visite, 5 Voti ,3.80 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Tom and Linda   24/12/2010

Tom was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife Linda, with a look of question on his face.

"I'll never understand why the biggest shmucks get the ...

1 Commenti, 111 Visite, 2 Voti ,3.12 Punteggio
_JKH_ 69 U
858  Articoli
Night of the black strap on !   18/12/2010

I picked up this 6 ft tall knockout of a brunette back in the late 70's in a disco one mild winter night. She lived in a two story apartment townhouse with her bedroom upstairs. Just as sweet as she could be seemed like. Was always licking her lips like Cher.

After we had sex (and it was great too) she went into her bathroom and came out wearing a big black strap on dick that looked ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
Larry asnd Susan   17/12/2010

The barn at Larry and Susan's farm burned down, and Susan called the insurance company. Susan: "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money." Agent: "Wait just a minute, Susan... it doesn't work quite like that. We will determine the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth." Susan, after a pause: "I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband"

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mzphatphat 38 D
6  Articoli
well get this   16/12/2010

ok well me and a "friend" waz you know doing the dam thing when he went down on me and boy was it feeling good till he stoped and said as he grabed my lips and said im the pussy monster and i have come to invade the town of penis! got to love him!

3 Commenti, 184 Visite, 4 Voti ,3.25 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the state trooper   16/12/2010

An 85-year old husband and wife decide to take a road trip. She drives because she can see and he rides because he can hear.

After traveling for a while, they get pulled over by a State Trooper. She rolls down her window and the cop says "I need to see your drivers license and vehicle registration please." The woman turns to her husband and shouts "WHAT DID HE SAY?" The husband replies, ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
The Hammer   16/12/2010

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You God-damned bastard." The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back of the ...

1 Commenti, 147 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.47 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the funeral service   16/12/2010

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan! They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, ...

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adi_cool1991 33 U
13  Articoli
adi_cool   15/12/2010

any girl have to give me kiss?

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adi_cool1991 33 U
13  Articoli
adi_cool   15/12/2010

any girl have my cock in her pussy?

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adi_cool1991 33 U
13  Articoli
adi_cool   15/12/2010

any girl suck me for half hour?

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adi_cool1991 33 U
13  Articoli
adi_cool   15/12/2010

any girl suck me and taste my cock?

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adi_cool1991 33 U
13  Articoli
adi_cool   15/12/2010

any girl suck me?

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
newlywed farm couple   15/12/2010

A young farmer is newly married and the couple can't get enough of it. Just before leaving the house for the fields at down, they tear off a piece, and when he returns home at evening they have another go, before and after supper, and maybe a couple more during the night. The problem is during the day: the fields are a long way from the house, and the young man loses so much time traveling home ...

1 Commenti, 130 Visite, 2 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
one fall day   14/12/2010

One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a second hearse which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. "My wife, " the man replied. "I'm sorry, " ...

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_JKH_ 69 U
858  Articoli
Internet connection !   14/12/2010

There was this young man, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly.

The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be seen. No person, no supplies, nothing. The man looked around. There were some bananas and ...

5 Commenti, 117 Visite, 5 Voti ,1.84 Punteggio
_JKH_ 69 U
858  Articoli
Doctor ! Doctor !   14/12/2010

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a set of curtains! Pull yourself together, man!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bell. Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring.

Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.

Sigmund Freud by Deddi Shy Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Who said that?! ...

1 Commenti, 63 Visite, 3 Voti ,1.96 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
senior citizen romance   13/12/2010

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you use to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached ...

1 Commenti, 94 Visite, 2 Voti ,1.73 Punteggio
_JKH_ 69 U
858  Articoli
New Panties !   3/12/2010

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in order to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs enough times till her husband says, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-e-s-s-s, " she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God for ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the card game   3/12/2010

Boudreau, Thibodeau, Pierre, Trusclair, and Old Man John were playing cards in the back room at Pierre’s Bar. Suddenly Old Man John grabbed his chest, groaned, and fell over dead.

Everybody was upset but nobody wanted to be the one to tell John’s wife Jean... Finally Boudreau accepted the task.

“You gotta break it to her gently. We don’t want Miss Jean to think we had ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
used parrot   3/12/2010

Mary decided to surprise her husband Boudreau with a parrot for his birthday. At the local pet store, the one parrot available was priced at $29.95.

“Why so inexpensive?” she asked the pet store owner.

“Well, he used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes says vulgar things.”

Since Boudreau’s birthday was the next day, she went ahead and bought the ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
hearing test   3/12/2010

One day Boudreau went to the doctor to get a check up. Boudreau says to the doctor, “Mais you know something doc ... my wife Clotile, she’s having trouble wit her hearing.”

De doc say, “Well Boudreau, how bad is it?”

“Mais doc I don’t know how bad it really is but she don’t seem to hear me at all. Whats de best way to find out how bad her hearing is?”


1 Commenti, 62 Visite, 2 Voti ,3.12 Punteggio
_JKH_ 69 U
858  Articoli
Grandma's pies !   2/12/2010

Granny made such beautiful pies.

So one day I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edges so even?"

She said, "It's a family secret. So promise not to tell. I roll out the dough, and I cut out a bottom layer and carefully put it in a pie plate. Then I slowly pour the filling, making sure it's not too full. Next I cut a top layer and put it ...

7 Commenti, 176 Visite, 12 Voti ,2.62 Punteggio
Ababix3 35 U
8  Articoli
Saving someone's picture as a screensaver   28/11/2010

If someone you've only known for a few months saves your picture as their desktop background, is that funny or downright creepy?

4 Commenti, 81 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the married mans confession   23/11/2010

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost."

"What do you mean almost?" questions the priest.

"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in, " explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 ...

1 Commenti, 127 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.47 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
25th wedding anniversary   16/11/2010

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you ...

2 Commenti, 131 Visite, 5 Voti ,3.47 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the truck driver   16/11/2010

A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck' to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the hell's the matter with you two?.Didn't you hear me? You could have been ...

1 Commenti, 112 Visite, 6 Voti ,2.80 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
over seas vacation   16/11/2010

With his wife away on an overseas trip, a guy decided to take his secretary back to his house for an evening of passion. They were rolling around on the bed when he suddenly remembered he didn't have any condoms. I "What are we gonna do?" he said. "I don't know, " answered the secretary. "I don't have any either." Just then he hit upon an idea. "Hey'" he yelled exultantly. "No problem. I know ...

1 Commenti, 115 Visite, 1 Voti ,2.40 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
a day to live....   16/11/2010

A middle-aged man was told at the hospital that he had only 24 hours to live. He went home in a state of shock and fell into his wife's arms. "I've been told I've only got 24 hours to live, " he said. "Can we have sex one last time?" "Of course, honey, " she said, and they went to bed. Four hours later, he turned to her and said: "Could we have sex again? I've only '" got 20 hours to live. It ...

1 Commenti, 104 Visite, 7 Voti ,3.30 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
using vaseline....   16/11/2010

A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."Do you use Vaseline?" asked the researcher. "Certainly, " she said. "It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns." "And what about anything else?" he asked. "Like what?" He became embarrassed. "Well, sex, maybe." Oh, of course." she said. "I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out."

1 Commenti, 105 Visite, 5 Voti ,4.45 Punteggio
Resplendant23 63 U
9  Articoli
To Wax or not to Wax ?   12/11/2010

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet."

So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together ...

2 Commenti, 136 Visite, 9 Voti ,5.56 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
dirty 4 letter words.....   5/11/2010

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.

When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well, " said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama, " she replied, "the honeymoon as wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language - things I'd ...

2 Commenti, 147 Visite, 8 Voti ,1.62 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the fishing trip   4/11/2010

Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'd build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both ...

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josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
devotion   4/11/2010

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times...When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you ...

1 Commenti, 100 Visite, 7 Voti ,4.06 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
the octopus   4/11/2010

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."

None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi ...

1 Commenti, 74 Visite, 3 Voti ,3.43 Punteggio
ReconXJ98 35 U
1  Articolo
A woman is like a copier.   23/10/2010

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

2 Commenti, 42 Visite, 3 Voti ,3.43 Punteggio
purpleOil 34 C
2  Articoli
Funny hunny   18/10/2010

i know everyone has at least one hilarious sex story thats just to funny to be made up...if ur not too embarassed please share the humor lol

5 Commenti, 162 Visite, 6 Voti ,1.94 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
surgical procedure   16/10/2010

An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me . your mother is going to come and live with you and your ...

2 Commenti, 129 Visite, 7 Voti ,3.55 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
evolution   15/10/2010

A little girl asked her father, "How did the human race come about?"

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made."

Two days later she asks her mother the same question.

The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

The confused girl returns to her father and says: "Dad, ...

1 Commenti, 110 Visite, 5 Voti ,4.12 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
she was framed !   14/10/2010

A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear. She was understandably distraught about this and asked her husband to drive her to the doctor. She put a large overcoat on to cover the seat before they went.

When they got to the doctor's office, the man lifted his wife's coat to ...

3 Commenti, 114 Visite, 8 Voti ,3.01 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
she was framed !   14/10/2010

A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear. She was understandably distraught about this and asked her husband to drive her to the doctor. She put a large overcoat on to cover the seat before they went.

When they got to the doctor's office, the man lifted his wife's coat to ...

1 Commenti, 27 Visite, 3 Voti ,4.90 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
a lil honey   14/10/2010

A man was invited to a friend's home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her Honey, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, and so forth. He was impressed at this, since the couple had been married over 50 years.

While the wife was in the kitchen, he said, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years you still call your ...

1 Commenti, 92 Visite, 3 Voti ,3.43 Punteggio
rm_keystonewest 68 U
9  Articoli
where in the states do people have sex more often?   1/10/2010

There are people that will say out west they have to most sex because of the nice beaches.then their are people that will say no the state that have the coldest weather have. now if they say that az mn fl or those southern state have more sex. Here is for for thought, in those sunshine states OLD people out number the young!!! So they must be having a lot of sex right! nothing wrong with that ...

1 Commenti, 78 Visite, 3 Voti ,0.49 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
joe and john   30/9/2010

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unknown to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his ...

2 Commenti, 131 Visite, 9 Voti ,4.49 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
......but who will get the wet spot??   30/9/2010

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!"

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, ...

1 Commenti, 108 Visite, 4 Voti ,2.47 Punteggio
josmith5 61 U
1466  Articoli
matter of opinion......   30/9/2010

An old man marries a young woman, and though they’re in love, the wife can’t achieve an orgasm.

They ask a psychiatrist for advice. He says, “Hire a strapping young man. While you’re making love, have him wave a towel over your bodies.”

The couple’s desperate, so they hire a male to wave a towel. But despite a lengthy lovemaking session, the wife still can’t get ...

1 Commenti, 92 Visite, 2 Voti ,2.42 Punteggio